Lohan does it again - Page 6

space · 05.27.2010, 01:06 PM

THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YR FUCKING MIND: oceans, stars, mountains, trees, seas, underwater creatures, snow, rain, fog, birth, eyelid shocking, ufos, planets, seeds, niagra falls, pyramids, fucking rainbows, pelicans, music, love. water, fire, air and dirt, fucking magnets, solar eclipses, crazy weather. genetics, crows and ghosts.

ni'k · 05.27.2010, 01:28 PM

we HATE STRAIGHTS

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.27.2010, 01:40 PM

^ haha did you watch the actual case?

ni'k · 05.27.2010, 01:41 PM

no. link?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.27.2010, 01:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQcdX470d0

space · 05.27.2010, 01:54 PM

inb4 "I'd kill her cat"

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.27.2010, 02:00 PM

lol.

I actually edited "I'd smash the plaintiff" out of my original post. What a hottie.

ni'k · 05.27.2010, 02:31 PM

HEY SPACE!

ni'k · 05.27.2010, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQcdX470d0

loltastic man thanks.

space · 05.27.2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

HEY SPACE!

we prefer the term "homunculi".

pbradley · 05.27.2010, 03:48 PM

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2010, 04:06 PM

winner

she beats the Ho-han in every possible way

knox · 05.28.2010, 12:25 AM

wankers

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2010, 08:15 AM

is a wanker someone who pulls the pud?

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2010, 12:40 PM

now she is hiding her SCRAM ankle bracelet in bellbottoms. pathetic.

ni'k · 05.28.2010, 12:49 PM

what if when you died and went to heaven it was just this video on repeat for eternity? you'd suck satans metal spiked dick for years just so he would let you escape down to hell.

space · 05.28.2010, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k

what if when you died and went to heaven it was just this video on repeat for eternity? you'd suck satans metal spiked dick for years just so he would let you escape down to hell.

in great SYG tradition:

YES, I ALREADY POSTERDED ABOUT THIS VIDEO THAT YOU NOW SPEAK OF (IN THIS VERY THREAD) BUT YOU ARE VERY LATE TO THE GAME OVER BECAUSE I AM MORE DOWN THAN YOU ARE, AND BY DOWN, I MEAN, SO VERY UP. UP LIKE MARS 'N SHIT OR MAYBE COMING OUT FROM BETWEEN MY BABY MAMA'S LEGS.

Quote:

Originally Posted by space

HOW MANY STARVING MILLIONS COULD BE FED FOR COST OF ONE BAD MUSIC VIDEO?

BURN OUT MY EYES AND DISCONNECT MY FUCKING EARS NOW, PLEASE.

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Originally Posted by space

THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YR FUCKING MIND: oceans, stars, mountains, sky, trees, seas, underwater creatures, hot lava, snow, rain, fog, birth, cats, dogs, ufos, planets, seeds, sun, moon, even fucking mars, niagra falls, pyramids, fucking rainbows, pelicans, music, love, water, fire, air and dirt, fucking magnets, scientists, solar eclipses, crazy weather, genetics, 15,000 juggalooos, caterpillars, immigrations, crows and ghosts.

THAT'S REAL. MAGIC EVERYWHERE UP IN THIS BITCH.

YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD THAT FUCKING SHIT. IT'S JUST THERE IN THE AIR.

ni'k · 05.28.2010, 01:11 PM

yeah i know robet, i posted it first here ages ago before you. thats cool tho. i enjoy our spars robit.

im feelin dark today and need some fish for my bones ya see. u just dranks raw oil dontcha robit. i feel the same. why dont you get some robit buddies u dont like to go plug that bp leak with the gulp of their robet gullets. bwahaha. im so bored of this robit thing.

blarg.

space · 05.28.2010, 01:18 PM

I TOLDS U THT UIM NO ROBBT. I AM MAGICALMIRCALE'. UP IN THIS BUTCH. & NO I DO NOT DRANK OIL 9OR FAGGO0 I DRANK WATER 9A MIRACKEL0 BUT I DIT HAVE HAD SUM NICE LIME VINEGRIT WIT MAH SALDA & THAT HADE SOM OIL IN IT LOLOLOOOLOOOOOO

LETS TALK ABOUT MARKEMARKSMIFT AN THE FUCKY BUNCCH INSTEAD?

ITS SMBERTIEM. CHILL. DRANK SOME FAGGGO LIKWID N' THANK ABOUT MIRACKLES OR MAYBE3 DRAME ABUT dinoS.A.R.S. FUCKIN R SUMTIN. SHIT DATS WUT I DO.

ni'k · 05.28.2010, 01:46 PM

dood i acant dranks enymoar faggo i drakn os many lulz.

lulz.

;ulz.

ul.z

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

05.27.2010, 01:06 PM	#101
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YR FUCKING MIND: oceans, stars, mountains, trees, seas, underwater creatures, snow, rain, fog, birth, eyelid shocking, ufos, planets, seeds, niagra falls, pyramids, fucking rainbows, pelicans, music, love. water, fire, air and dirt, fucking magnets, solar eclipses, crazy weather. genetics, crows and ghosts.
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05.27.2010, 01:28 PM	#102
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	we HATE STRAIGHTS
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05.27.2010, 01:40 PM	#103
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	^ haha did you watch the actual case?
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05.27.2010, 01:41 PM	#104
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	no. link?
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05.27.2010, 01:45 PM	#105
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQcdX470d0
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05.27.2010, 01:54 PM	#106
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	inb4 "I'd kill her cat"
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05.27.2010, 02:00 PM	#107
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	lol. I actually edited "I'd smash the plaintiff" out of my original post. What a hottie.
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05.27.2010, 02:31 PM	#108
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	HEY SPACE!
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05.27.2010, 03:48 PM	#111
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621
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05.27.2010, 04:06 PM	#112
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,973	winner she beats the Ho-han in every possible way __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.28.2010, 12:25 AM	#113
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	wankers __________________
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05.28.2010, 08:15 AM	#114
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,973	is a wanker someone who pulls the pud? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.28.2010, 12:40 PM	#115
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,973	now she is hiding her SCRAM ankle bracelet in bellbottoms. pathetic. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.28.2010, 12:49 PM	#116
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	what if when you died and went to heaven it was just this video on repeat for eternity? you'd suck satans metal spiked dick for years just so he would let you escape down to hell.
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05.28.2010, 01:11 PM	#118
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	yeah i know robet, i posted it first here ages ago before you. thats cool tho. i enjoy our spars robit. im feelin dark today and need some fish for my bones ya see. u just dranks raw oil dontcha robit. i feel the same. why dont you get some robit buddies u dont like to go plug that bp leak with the gulp of their robet gullets. bwahaha. im so bored of this robit thing. blarg.
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05.28.2010, 01:18 PM	#119
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	I TOLDS U THT UIM NO ROBBT. I AM MAGICALMIRCALE'. UP IN THIS BUTCH. & NO I DO NOT DRANK OIL 9OR FAGGO0 I DRANK WATER 9A MIRACKEL0 BUT I DIT HAVE HAD SUM NICE LIME VINEGRIT WIT MAH SALDA & THAT HADE SOM OIL IN IT LOLOLOOOLOOOOOO LETS TALK ABOUT MARKEMARKSMIFT AN THE FUCKY BUNCCH INSTEAD? ITS SMBERTIEM. CHILL. DRANK SOME FAGGGO LIKWID N' THANK ABOUT MIRACKLES OR MAYBE3 DRAME ABUT dinoS.A.R.S. FUCKIN R SUMTIN. SHIT DATS WUT I DO.
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05.28.2010, 01:46 PM	#120
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	dood i acant dranks enymoar faggo i drakn os many lulz. lulz. ;ulz. ul.z 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. 8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine. 9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. 11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. 12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze. 13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. 14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. 15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth. 16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. 17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River. 18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut. 19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. 20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. 21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. 22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. 23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
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