[atsonicpark]

oh hey, figured i'd bump this.

i guess my girlfriend IS cooler than me..

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that had to be kind of satisfying though, (not sexually of course) like blowing a huge snot rocket out of your nose. i do that in the shower; the steam loosens up all the snot and whatever other unreachable nasty green shit collects in my nasal cavities.

the only satisfaction was in laying back down afterwards and letting the waves of three vicodin sweep over me.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

best thread ever

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

best thread ever

a fan of the genre?



brooownfingah
he's the man, the man with the midas touch
a spider's touch,
such a cold finger
beckons you to enter his web of sin,
but don't go in

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked.

you're really annoying.

[SynthethicalY]

Has she tried adding a strap-on? I am telling you, jacking off and her putting the dildo in you, will make the orgasm more enjoyable.

[atsonicpark]

phoenix, you like pirates of the caribean, so how am i annoying? if you don't want to read this thread, don't open it. it's that simple. you annoy yourself.

in other news.. http://www.sendspace.com/file/kn44dq new scissor shock song! enjoy everyone!

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

phoenix, you like pirates of the caribean, so how am i annoying? if you don't want to read this thread, don't open it. it's that simple. you annoy yourself.

in other news.. http://www.sendspace.com/file/kn44dq new scissor shock song! enjoy everyone!

I just realize scissors shock is not scissor sister. I got them confused for some odd reason.

[atsonicpark]

hahaha/

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

hahaha/

Yes, whenever I heard of scissor shock, I always thought of the other. Thanks for the song.

[gmku]

Yeah, right. It's all just a lot of talk unless you can back it up with pictures.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by gmku

Yeah, right. It's all just a lot of talk unless you can back it up with pictures.

Where is your evidence?

I can say what I have done, but it would be fruitless.

[gmku]

And here I was thinking you were fruity.

[Cantankerous]

gmku is on a roll

[gmku]

It's the caffeine. I have to stop going to Starbucks.

[SynthethicalY]

No, no. I am. We are talking public bathrooms, parks, cars, movie theathers, while the other person is driving, etc.etc. etc.

[gmku]

All seems rather ordinary to me.

[SynthethicalY]

did you read between the lines of etc. etc. etc. ?

[gmku]

Oh, it's in the etc., eh. My imagination is going wild now, Syn.

[SynthethicalY]

One thing I never do is incorporate food.