Stalkerish posters - Page 6

Cantankerous · 07.12.2007, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

What no guns?

actually i have a 9mm in my bedroom closet. on the top shelf.

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Originally Posted by Norma J

You want a little murder, Cantankerous?

no. i'll probably just sever a finger but it will teach you not to fuck with me.

SynthethicalY · 07.12.2007, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

actually i have a 9mm in my bedroom closet. on the top shelf.

That should be under your pillow, no chick on their own in a city should be without a gun under their pillow. Did you not watch the Mary Tyler Show?

Norma J · 07.12.2007, 02:33 AM

You wanted me to stalk you a few months ago. Oh how things change. *wipes tears away*

Cantankerous · 07.12.2007, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

That should be under your pillow, no chick on their own in a city should be without a gun under their pillow. Did you not watch the Mary Tyler Show.

should it?

just a forewarning, i'll be waiting on the roof for you fuckers.

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Originally Posted by Norma J

You wanted me to stalk you a few months ago. Oh how things change.

i did? i don't remember specifically telling you to stalk me. i remember telling you that you were good looking.

SynthethicalY · 07.12.2007, 02:34 AM

Don't worry, I have no money or desire. All feeling for desire is dead in me.

Norma J · 07.12.2007, 02:37 AM

A passing comment about me in the shrubs outside your house.

Although, don't fear, like Synth I have no money to stalk. That and I'm married with a cat.

Cantankerous · 07.12.2007, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

A passing comment about me in the shrubs outside your house.

Although, don't fear, like Synth I have no money to stalk. That and I'm married.

when did this happen? the being married thing.

Norma J · 07.12.2007, 02:40 AM

Well, may aswell be.

You still attached, 'tankerous?

Cantankerous · 07.12.2007, 02:42 AM

yep. i can't see it any other way. being single at this point would be weird.

Norma J · 07.12.2007, 02:48 AM

Weird? How? As in you've adapted your life around someone and vice versa, that you pair are now basically one and any form of detachment would off set your life, kind of thing?

Cantankerous · 07.12.2007, 02:49 AM

exactly. like it would just feel...wrong if we split up suddenly. and i couldn't find any sort of suitable replacement.

Norma J · 07.12.2007, 02:51 AM

Completely understandable.

jon boy · 07.12.2007, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Stalkers are overrated...
Mainly because I don't have one.

What happened with Norma, Danny and swa[y]?!
It's like a damn soap opera on this board. Days of Our Sonic Lives...

thats it! i am now your stalker. prepare yourself.

Tracylee · 07.12.2007, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

...and my scally camoflage is working too.

I love the baa ba black sheep outfit, can I have one too! But please make sure mine doesn't look like Im sitting on a cactus will ya.

Tracylee · 07.12.2007, 05:05 AM

Love ya picture!! Where'd ya get the pic?

porkmarrass · 07.12.2007, 05:09 AM

I once had a stalker that left me so perturbed I was forced to pretend to quit the board.I then registered again under a reverse psuedonymn.

gmku · 07.12.2007, 09:28 AM

nobody stalks me...i wouldn't mind if norma J was hiding in the bushes outside my house.

Cantankerous · 07.12.2007, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

nobody stalks me...i wouldn't mind if norma J was hiding in the bushes outside my house.

thanks.
i can't say i'd exactly mind (there are no bushes in close proximity to my apartment but i guess he could hide on my fire escape and when i go to put a record on i would see him through my window...) if he was hiding outside my dwelling, however it would be a little bit of a shock initially then i'd probably invite him in for coffee and perhaps we could swap fishing stories.

Ps, that is SO larry david.

gmku · 07.12.2007, 09:40 AM

Indeed. I have bushes but the neighbor's beagle would alert me something was wrong. While shocked, I would welcome the break in my routine and, like you, invite him inside for coffee or a beer, depending on time of day, then offer him a tour of the city and maybe we'd go downtown and check out the record stores and visit a few of the better watering holes.

!@#$%! · 07.12.2007, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Stalkers are overrated...
Mainly because I don't have one.

sez who? how do you know your stalkers don't just lurk in the dark, and ogle, and touch themselves?

07.12.2007, 02:33 AM	#103
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	You wanted me to stalk you a few months ago. Oh how things change. wipes tears away __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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07.12.2007, 02:34 AM	#105
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Don't worry, I have no money or desire. All feeling for desire is dead in me.
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07.12.2007, 02:37 AM	#106
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	A passing comment about me in the shrubs outside your house. Although, don't fear, like Synth I have no money to stalk. That and I'm married with a cat. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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07.12.2007, 02:40 AM	#108
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Well, may aswell be. You still attached, 'tankerous? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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07.12.2007, 02:42 AM	#109
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	yep. i can't see it any other way. being single at this point would be weird. __________________ RETIRED
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07.12.2007, 02:48 AM	#110
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Weird? How? As in you've adapted your life around someone and vice versa, that you pair are now basically one and any form of detachment would off set your life, kind of thing? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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07.12.2007, 02:49 AM	#111
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	exactly. like it would just feel...wrong if we split up suddenly. and i couldn't find any sort of suitable replacement. __________________ RETIRED
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07.12.2007, 02:51 AM	#112
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Completely understandable. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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07.12.2007, 05:05 AM	#115
Tracylee empty page Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Auckland but not from here...southlander ooh yeah! Posts: 3	Love ya picture!! Where'd ya get the pic?
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07.12.2007, 05:09 AM	#116
porkmarrass little trouble girl Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 80	I once had a stalker that left me so perturbed I was forced to pretend to quit the board.I then registered again under a reverse psuedonymn.
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07.12.2007, 09:28 AM	#117
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	nobody stalks me...i wouldn't mind if norma J was hiding in the bushes outside my house. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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07.12.2007, 09:40 AM	#119
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Indeed. I have bushes but the neighbor's beagle would alert me something was wrong. While shocked, I would welcome the break in my routine and, like you, invite him inside for coffee or a beer, depending on time of day, then offer him a tour of the city and maybe we'd go downtown and check out the record stores and visit a few of the better watering holes. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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