03.10.2008, 05:18 PM | #101 |
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ring ring ring
mommy mommy rob made my head sting these rhymes he bring got my arm in a sling bring bring bring rob's alarm clock ring he rub his eyes realize he ain't the king m1rr0r is the real thing y'all keep yr lame ass swing i gotta go eat a chicken wing
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03.10.2008, 06:50 PM | #102 | |
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m1rr0r rang yr alarm
now, the sound is dyin' wooooah! hey! two 'pon three fi a champion name me gwan run it til di' end yr batty raps are a shame to yr ma and maybe yr pa if you know the man I mean then it was ME that you saw. hey! because, instigator rhymes should be petty crimes they're going to lock you in cell for it when I give up the dimes. this thread.. is living proof of better living through 'lectronics daaamn, I jus' went through the roof!! ((*poof!*)) Quote:
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03.10.2008, 10:01 PM | #103 |
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fuck the wing
ate the whole thing now i'm back i see that hack gave up the wack attack srsly, black.... if i can even call you that guess that shrimp done went limp my reputation climbs you'll pay for yr crimes i mean all those "rhymes" read the new york times ....... saw the headlines: Spitzer's a Pimp Instigator's the Gimp
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03.11.2008, 02:31 AM | #104 |
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Okay here's some quick tricks before I go to school,
While you all will be drowning into the swimming pool, Y'all are fuckin' dick, bitchin' chick, frickin' prick, Now look at me yeh I'm the lyrical freak, m1rr0r d4sh you FloSloCo ass-lickin' slave, I'm gonna soon send you right down to ya grave, Yeah nigga this ain't no rave, This is hip-hop by the ghetto fave. |
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03.11.2008, 09:22 AM | #105 |
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early mornin' rising
i find yr rhymes reprising dollar store rhyme scheming you should have stayed dreaming on the pillow place yr head for just like Flava Flav said "live lyrics from the bank of reality" y'all just gate crashers on hip hop society for you wander round while I have a destination I'm the king of all sound, without repudiation smoke a whole pound, no need to give explanation yr mom's gulped it down, said you need a demonstration
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03.11.2008, 12:02 PM | #106 |
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I'm the heir apparent, yr a bastard son
check yr thighs in the mirror, and I'm done!
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03.11.2008, 01:06 PM | #107 |
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[in about four seconds] AN ARCHITECT [will begin to speak]
i got the mad money finance i use my thumb to film advance my consciousness i enhance my rhymes leave you in a trance selectin the rhyme blueprints to rid this battle of nuisance i'm sucka reducin with the rap fusion write this rhyme one handed as i drink a tea infusion stackin reinforced concrete flow crush yr head with a hammer blow so like bizmark said [respect the architect] so like guru said [respect the architect] don't try to front don't try no stunt stay out the hip hop construction guild even with the hard hat you gonna get killed while i begin to build yr rap labor is unskilled from floor to ceiling i leave you reeling with power to construct redirect the air duct leavin you rear end sweatin while i do the trend settin so like bizmark said [respect the architect] so like guru said [respect the architect] knahmsayin? one love.
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03.11.2008, 01:16 PM | #108 |
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so we have now proved that I am the rhyme master
and that I am Mad Max to your Master/Blaster it flows both ways cuz I gots mad synergy all you can say is "not shit, ENERGY!" (thunderdome references are all the rage these days)
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03.11.2008, 02:31 PM | #109 |
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okay. look man. you gotta stop this delusion.
i can see now that you got a lot of confusion. yr living yr whole life in an optical illusion. i know this leaves yr ego with a contusion. but you better stop now, before you need a two pon' three fi' liter blood transfusion.
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03.11.2008, 02:47 PM | #110 |
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yr rhymes numb the mind like novocaine
my rain strikes the brain like a freight train convulsions and seizures, the shit's off the chain it's too bad that yr rhymes are vanilla plain Rocky Road is the load from my frigidaire chocolate, nuts and 'mallos as you are aware sonic youth is the truth, I'm quite debonair you pretend it's Baby Ruth squeezed out yr derrierre internal rhyme scheming, Shakespeare must be dreaming Those 5 heavy 'gasms had yr momma beaming she told me to tell you your rhymes are demeaning down the slippery slope your rap skilz are careening
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03.11.2008, 03:20 PM | #111 | |
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put one hand in the air like this, wave it back and forth, say doo doo! (DOO DOO!) Say doo doo! (DOO DOO!) Come on! Ah yeah!
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Dante is a scrub (a supa scrub)
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03.11.2008, 03:25 PM | #113 | |
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Haiku #2: Hey mirror dash dude, That's not hip hop, That's gabba |
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03.11.2008, 03:32 PM | #114 |
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syrfox needs to get some control
mirror's funky skits are straight De la Soul You rhyme like you use a wack dictionary I'm kicking base-10, you're still learning binary leave the rhymes to the grown-ups, cuz it will take a toll and you know you're not ready to lose bowel control shit yr pants, soil yrself, all in a day's work leaving battlers soiled is one of my perks so scrape the hot shit from betwixt yr asscheeks listen to yr farts cuz they topple yr rhyme speak
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03.12.2008, 09:43 AM | #115 |
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This is one long running battle
with wanna-be's trying to enter the fray like sheep to the slaughter or like dumb cattle their defeat is imminent, no need to pray their confidence I shatter, their nerves I rattle they better stick with replying to threads by swa(y) while I get their moms to ride me side-saddle and make me some dinner at the end of the day
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03.12.2008, 09:50 AM | #116 |
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you should leave swa(y) outta this
he didn't do anything to you check yr own damn pockets while yr at it because yr doo doo smells like a zoo de la soul would be lucky to have m1rr0r I say that cuz it's true but you and SIRfocks have rhymes so thin we can almost see right through... |
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03.12.2008, 01:38 PM | #117 |
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... to the other side
day destroys the night night divides the day ya tried to run ya tried to hide but we see right through to other side we chased our pleasure here we dug our treasure there i stay on park ave... you sleep in times square i am the rhyme machine i made the scene week to week day to day hour to hour my style is straight deep and wide but y'all have rhymes so thin we can see right through to the other side we can see right through to the other side
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03.12.2008, 01:47 PM | #118 |
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dense locution
aggrandized verbatim generates confusion among the fools who hate 'em incomprehensible fruition has you shrinking yr scrotum a dictionary's yr solution to your oversimplified pablum
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03.12.2008, 01:53 PM | #119 |
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I would have substituted "hokum" for "pablum," but I thought this last one was pretty good overall.
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I need to hire savage clone terminator
to be my full-time rap battle editor ain't got much money so don't call the creditor for more wicked rhymes keep eyes glued to the monitor
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