[LittlePuppetBoy]

Damn Astonic, I forgot about Anaconda (I guess that's a good thing right?)! There's a part in it where you can clearly see a waterfall going in reverse.

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by LittlePuppetBoy

Damn Astonic, I forgot about Anaconda (I guess that's a good thing right?)! There's a part in it where you can clearly see a waterfall going in reverse.

dude, that's becuz that's filmed in the opposite emisphere!
(kiddin, eh!).

[MellySingsDoom]

Not a movie as such, but this monstrosity is pretty hard to forget:

 

[nicfit]

atsonic, that's quite a good list of crappy films, but honestly many of them are in a "genre" sui generis = the shitty semi-action semi-horror movies with (wasted) not that big budgets and poorly written plots.
Except for Elektra, that's actually one of the worse movies evah.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Damn Marcos, you and I pretty much see eye to eye on just about everything... Biodome is hilarious. Kids is awful. And I've long considered Requiem for a Dream easily one of the worst movies ever -- the acting is just TERRIBLE, there is no story to speak of, the whole film is basically a music video... all these random cuts; it's pretty much the same style of directing Michael Bay always gets shit for. But it's so "Edgy" because it explores drugs? Fuck that. Spun is also terrible, though at least it's funny. I did like Trainspotting though, and I sort of liked Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas though it was pretty pointless....... Lost in Translation is absolute pointless bullshit, though it LOOKS good... same for Virgin Suicides... it has style, just not substance. Sofia Coppola is just a shitty director, period (and actress).

Also, regarding: "why are people listing so many bad Hollywood movies and not 'epic trash'?" The sad fact is, a lot of indie films that are trashy still usually have something Hollywood films almost never have: heart. And a good heart can at least make something watchable.

A lot of "bad" hollywood films are, strangely, amongst the most watchable: I LOVE shit like Hudson Hawk, Howard the Duck, Freddy Got Fingered (actually probably the best comedy ever made), Leonard Part 6, Cool as Ice, etc. It's usually the films that critics or film snobs jack off over that are the worst... and when I say "Worst", I mean "not entertaining in any way".

More shitty films I've seen:
The Last Samurai
Antibody
Asylum of Satan
all 3 Pirates of the Caribbean (I said this in my first post but I really need to stress it: UGH)
Grease 2
Bone Collector
Birth
Anaconda
Simon Sez
Alien Fury
Boa
Beast of the Yellow Night
Darkroom
Dracula Rising
Dracula 2000
American Psycho 2 (the first one is genius)
Ants
Jeepers Creepers
Darkness Falls
Day After Tomorrow
All Children of the Corn movies except III
Clown at Midnight
Dead Pit
Ghouls II
Ghost in the Machine
Edge of Sanity
Elektra
Fear Dot Com
From Dusk Till Dawn II (I and III are genius though)
DOGMA
actually, any Kevin Smith movie except Mall Rats... and Clerks is decent
Lucio Fulci's Conquest
The Gift
Demonia
Cut
Damnation Alley
Dark Crystal
Godsend
Willow
Gothic
Cthulu Mansion
The Village
pretty much every Witchboard film
Xtro III (never saw 2 but 1 is pretty good)
Zombie High
Bless the Child
Grim
Vineyard
Guilty as Charged
Letters from a Killer
Icebox Murders
Uncle Sam (William Lustig is usually an awesome director, but this one sucked)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Soul Survivors
Cameron's Closet
K-Pax
Metalbeast
Midnight Kiss
A Beautiful Mind
The Mangler 2
Unspeakable (Dennis Hopper one, not the brilliant Troma one)
Ultraviolet
Holes
Last Slumber Party
Land of the Minotaur
Mimic
Suspect Zero (how was this made by the guy who made Begotten?!!?)
13 Ghosts
House on Haunted Hill 1 and 2
Moon in Scorpio
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
The Sixth Sense
Birds II
Yokai Monsters Vol. 1
Ben
Men in Black II
Legacy
Stigmata
Legend of the Wolf Woman
Caligula
Sssss
Cathy's Curse (cool stop motion part though)
A Blade in the Dark (loved Lamberto's other films though)
Blood Sisters
Blood Surf
Phantasm IV
Lone Wolf
Mailman
The Psychic
Psycho remake
Spiderman 3
Mark of the Devil
Little Witches
Lost Boys
Milo
Patch Adams
Species II
Office Killer
A Dirty Shame [I love John Waters but this film was shit]
Snot Rocket and Super Detective
Paycheck
Candyman 3
Signs
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Alien Predators
Next of Kin
City of Blood
Octopus 2
See No Evil
Scream 2
Scary Movie 2
Mountaintop Motel Massacre
Queen of the Damned
Revenge of the Dead (aka Zeder; actually this might be the worst film I've ever seen -- imagine, a zombie movie with no fucking zombies!)
Oasis of the Zombies
Night of the Demons 2
Bats
Sleeping Dogs


That's all I can think of at the moment.

why have you ever even seen these?

i don't fucking watch shit movies.

[Rob Instigator]

yr crazy with yr movies and shit. You expect too much out of mindless entertainment, which is what 99% of all movies are.

you should not watch so many shitty horror movies!

[nicfit]

"Ghost in the Machine" is not "ghost in the shell", right?
catank, a bad movie from time to time is ok. I mean, I saw a bunch of them just to laugh at the horrid plot twists and stuff, but since I knew from the start that their quality was blaaaah I find it difficult to classify them as bad... sometimes when insomnia strikes I ge hooked up on these kind of films (action/horror) aired on tv at 2am or something...it's fun and relaxing in little doses.

[MellySingsDoom]

atsonicpark mentions "Caligula" - the fabulous Malcolm McDowell aside, that is one steaming turd of a movie.

[Tokolosh]

Damnation Alley and the Dark Crystal have aged terribly, but they were entertaining back in the day.

That celluloid was wasted on these, is uncomprehensible.

 

 

"A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later."
Stanley Kubrick

[luisxvi]

Yes Wimbledon was pretty awful I could literally make it through 10 minutes and had to turn it off. Has anyone mentioned the Da Vinci Code yet. I thought that was pretty terrible and the acting was awful.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

its totally gotta be donnie darko, garden state and juno
am i right or am i right

oh god, garden state is fucking AWFUL... what a piece of shit. i also hate kids and requiem for a dream.

[Cantankerous]

donnie darko is a load of shit as well.
i didn't even bother seeing juno.

[girlgun]

i didn't HATE donnie darko, but i certainly don't understand why people went on and on about it. it was merely mediocre.

[Cantankerous]

yeah. like i don't have anything against it but it was just kind of a shit movie.

[Rob Instigator]

I hate it with all the passion I resevre for religion, monarchies, and slow jam R&B

[Derek]

ehhhh

[mangajunky]

Donnie Darko - I fell asleep.

[LittlePuppetBoy]

Originally Posted by Derek

I enjoyed watching Donnie Darko but I laugh at all the teenagers in my school who think it's amazingly deep and relatable.

Then you would be strangling one of my fellow students in college who did his major paper on it.

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by LittlePuppetBoy

Then you would be strangling one of my fellow students in college who did his major paper on it.

Oh my god. He shouldn't be in university/college. How pretentious.

[atsonicpark]

I don't just watch "shitty horror movies", I watch other movies as well; the main movies I like are probably considered "shitty horror movies" though.

Ghost in the Machine is this shitty horror movie about a serial killer who hides in people's electronic devices and shit. Haha. Ghost in the Shell, however, is fucking amazing!