odd sex stories - Page 6

static-harmony · 11.16.2009, 06:45 PM

I felt like I was going to get raped. The whole ambience was murky.

amerikangod · 11.16.2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

I felt like I was going to get raped. The whole ambience was murky.

It sounds like something I would be totally into if I'd had enough whiskey.

This Is Not Here · 11.16.2009, 07:07 PM

Great thread guys. My sex life feels comparatively boring compared to these stories, despite it always involving something most men find abhorrent.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.16.2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

something most men find abhorrent.

what's that?

!@#$%! · 11.16.2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Great thread guys. My sex life feels comparatively boring compared to these stories, despite it always involving something most men find abhorrent.

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

what's that?

i'm going to guess cock rot

who the fuck would want that

Satan · 11.16.2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

what's that?

sucking dick? taking it in the ass? dirty pussy?

!@#$%! · 11.16.2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

sucking dick? taking it in the ass? dirty pussy?

everyone likes different things but nobody wants cockrot. trust me.

Genteel Death · 11.16.2009, 07:51 PM

Poo while you penetrate someone?

Genteel Death · 11.16.2009, 07:55 PM

snogging someone who has a mouth full of vomit?

amerikangod · 11.16.2009, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Poo while you penetrate someone?

An unpleasant surprise, yes, but certainly not something that halts the proceedings.

atsonicpark · 11.16.2009, 08:53 PM

God I want it in my ass so fucking bad.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.16.2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

An unpleasant surprise, yes, but certainly not something that halts the proceedings.

jon boy · 11.16.2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

An unpleasant surprise, yes, but certainly not something that halts the proceedings.

not if peanuts have been consumed prior, or sweetcorn.

Satan · 11.16.2009, 10:31 PM

this thread has really gone to shit.

amerikangod · 11.17.2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

not if peanuts have been consumed prior, or sweetcorn.

Peanuts kind of add the same sensation that a tongue ring does when you're getting a blowie.

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Originally Posted by Satan

this thread has really gone to shit.

Literally?

Satan · 11.17.2009, 01:04 AM

yes, it was a pun. hohohoho.

amerikangod · 11.17.2009, 01:07 AM

I thought so and appreciated it just in case, but I'm too drunk to be 100% aware of puns at the moment. By the way Jesus Lizard were awesome.

Genteel Death · 11.17.2009, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

An unpleasant surprise, yes, but certainly not something that halts the proceedings.

I've heard of this guy once who was getting fucked by someone in a dark room and all of a sudden felt something on his cock, plus smelt shit. The other guy shat himself because of the poppers.

Genteel Death · 11.17.2009, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

we sometimes think alike. i very often call my best friend humanitarian (obviously about sex with people, no animals).

I think we mentioned something on our email exchanges about this, can't remember exactly, I need to check.

atsonicpark · 11.17.2009, 05:51 AM

Anyone here ever fucked an animal? Haha.

I know a guy.. sorry, knew a guy.. who used to beat off and have his dog lick his balls while he was doing it.

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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Great thread guys. My sex life feels comparatively boring compared to these stories, despite it always involving something most men find abhorrent. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	this thread has really gone to shit.
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I thought so and appreciated it just in case, but I'm too drunk to be 100% aware of puns at the moment. By the way Jesus Lizard were awesome. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Anyone here ever fucked an animal? Haha. I know a guy.. sorry, knew a guy.. who used to beat off and have his dog lick his balls while he was doing it. __________________
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