[knox]

Birth control pills never fail, unless you forget to take them.
Or they are false, one time many women fell pregnant because they bought from this particular batch made of flour, by an important pharmaceutical industry. It was sort of like a dream come true for them I suppose, because each one ended up receiving millions.
They never fail to increase depression and suicide rates, but no one likes to talk about that.

So, yeah I'd like to know.

[knox]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Knox, methinks you have met a ton of people who "claim" to be Sonic Youth fans.

Houston has 5 million people and the only other huge Sonic Youth fan I know (besides chuck biscuits at vinal edge) is vietiful alain

well, it's houston.
i don't even know what that is.
but i like to imagine it with white bible people, heat, poker and horses.

That or you're not being very good at meeting people.

[Glice]

Increased depression and suicide rates, sure, but some pills make women's boobs get bigger. That's got to be worth the risk, surely?

[knox]

They make everything bigger. They can make your cock bigger, try them.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Satan

okay, getting kicked out of a club for NO FUCKING REASON three times, and then when i had the balls to complain about the door guy being so rude the manager cussed me out and kicked me out again

getting the door slammed in my face by someone close to me

people just generally saying rude nasty shit to me

don't take it personally

you're probably hormonal, feeling fat, and out of your regular shitkicking form

not to worry, as the preggers hormones intensify their work you'll become completely indestructible & will easily kill them all

i promise

[Glice]

Originally Posted by knox

They make everything bigger. They can make your cock bigger, try them.

That's useful to know. Between you and I, some women just want a bit more than 12" of love.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

You have a lot of rage in you knoxy.

she did once, but it evaporated with time; the precipitate that remains is pure passive-aggressive bile crystals

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

the precipitate that remains is pure passive-aggressive bile crystals

Ah, the essence of a woman.

[knox]

you guys are so romantic.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by Glice

Increased depression and suicide rates, sure, but some pills make women's boobs get bigger. That's got to be worth the risk, surely?

the pill sucks!!!! Depression moodiness extreme pms absolutly no sex drive weight gain I put on 14 lbs in 2 weeks and the doctor told me to either stop taking them or get fat so i threw them out the window of my car as i left the appointment and yr boobs do not get bigger unless its from the extra weight gain

They are the best method though cause if you have no desire for sex you cant get pregnant

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by ploesj

yeah that sounded like a rather strange reaction from someone who just got pregnant.. not to be rude, i'm very happy for you!

It's bitter sweet when you get pregnant. You don't usually expect it and it is very difficult going through so many drastic changes in your life. I promise that one day you will see what she means. <3

[akprodr]

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

the pill sucks!!!!

Depends on the pill? Have you tried different versions?

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by knox

well, it's houston.
i don't even know what that is.
but i like to imagine it with white bible people, heat, poker and horses.

That or you're not being very good at meeting people.

the cops ride horses in downtown.

30% hispanic
30% white
25% african-american
10% southeast asian/indian

the Bible thumpers like to stay in Dallas I think.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by akprodr

Depends on the pill? Have you tried different versions?

Yaz was ok but very expensive and I dont like all of those commercials about the health risks. Pretty much anything that has a high amount of estrogen init fucks with me in a major way. so that ring shit, implants, the shot or any of the other alternate forms will give me the same problem

[Rob Instigator]

the pill affects women so weird. hormons will do that to ya. some women's libido completely dries up. some women get perfect skin. who can say?

[chicka]

Given all the side effects of the pill especially the weight gain and moodiness the best solution was for me to have a vasectomy which I did after we had our third child. Vasectomy's are reversible and of course in this day and age you can just put some sperm on file to have kids at a later date. The change in my wife's attitude and figure made it the best solution imo.

[Rob Instigator]

vasectomy is the way to go, especially if you are through having kids. that way you can spunk clear seminal fluid all over your lady's cheeks without worrying about the wriggling spermatazoa burrowing into their pores.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

Originally Posted by ploesj

yeah that sounded like a rather strange reaction from someone who just got pregnant.. not to be rude, i'm very happy for you!

You are so rude, we all know you just ride the coat tails of your innocent looks

[knox]

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

It's bitter sweet when you get pregnant. You don't usually expect it and it is very difficult going through so many drastic changes in your life. I promise that one day you will see what she means. <3

THAT'S KIND OF MEAN? I MEAN, I HOPE PLOESJ DOES NOT GET PREGNANT WHEN SHE'S NOT PLANNING TO.

[SONIC GAIL]

Thats not mean.... you misread my iontentions i like ploesj ALL CAPS. It is just a fact of life, most people that get pregnant are not planning it, but that does not mean it is a bad thing to get pregnant just a simple twist of fate

take it easy knoxy