Sonic Youth - Page 64

schizophrenicroom · 04.26.2006, 09:54 PM

i'm a net celeb!

John Violence · 04.26.2006, 10:07 PM

Can I have your autograph?

schizophrenicroom · 04.26.2006, 10:11 PM

Sure!

jaaaaaaadeeee swirly bit <3

John Violence · 04.26.2006, 10:12 PM

THANK YOU! I have been a fan ever since you did Megadeths on a Train!

schizophrenicroom · 04.26.2006, 10:14 PM

That album was FUN to make, dude. I'm glad you appreciate fine art like that. What do you think of my electric cello solo from 3:45-49:19 in Part Three of track 2, "THE TRAIN COMES"?

But of course, your The Year Poison Broke is a post-modern masterpiee.

HaydenAsche · 04.26.2006, 10:16 PM

The Train Comes was the greatest 359 minutes of my life.

John Violence · 04.26.2006, 10:20 PM

Oh your cello solo is a beautiful work of art. 1978 The year Poison Broke was a blast to make. C.C. Devilleitus was my favorite part to shoot. "When you have C.C. Devilleitus like me you will crap your pants, talk louder than a gun shot, and say stupid shit like I am right now!" Oh those were the days.

schizophrenicroom · 04.26.2006, 10:20 PM

I feel honored.

I didn't eat, drink, sleep, or bathe or move at all during the recordinf of that album. When we recorded THE TRAIN COMES I stood in a bikini the entire time, trying not to move anything but my singing bits, my arms, and my ass. It took me to a higher place, which you can hear on the next album, "JESUS YEAH".

I should imagine 1978 was a blast to make- when you yell out "GELATINOUS PEPPER BALLS!" during MC Hammer and Chuck D's flute duet, I cried because the spirit was just.. overwhelming. You have talent.

John Violence · 04.26.2006, 10:24 PM

I don't drink
I don't eat
I don't move
at least I can fucking think
I can't give up I can't give up I can't give up
Out of step with my cello

schizophrenicroom · 04.26.2006, 10:51 PM

hahaha.

i'm a person just like you
but i got better things to do
than sit around and fuck my head
hang out with the living dead
snort white shit up my nose
pass out at the shows
i don't even think about sheet [MUSSSIIIIC]
that's just something i don't need
I GOT CELLO!

John Violence · 04.26.2006, 11:22 PM

Play it faster.

finding nobody · 04.27.2006, 04:01 PM

you guys. i've got an awsome idea.

John Violence · 04.27.2006, 07:48 PM

Why what is it?

schizophrenicroom · 04.27.2006, 07:52 PM

John Violence · 04.27.2006, 07:54 PM

What up sucka!

schizophrenicroom · 04.27.2006, 07:56 PM

not much. i'm going to a theme park tomorrow for my science class. none of my friends in my group for tomorrow are talking to me.

John Violence · 04.27.2006, 08:04 PM

Why not? Is it because they are jealous of Huskers?

John Violence · 04.27.2006, 08:21 PM

SCENE ON A STICK

Samuel L Jackson is sitting with Kurt and chatting. Samuel stops and starts to look at Greg Norton from a distance.

Kurt: Yeah I think the new Zombie Nirvana tour is gonna be good.
Samuel: It's gonna be....
Kurt: What's wrong?
Samuel: OH MY GOD THERE'S A SNAKE ON GREG'S FACE!
Kurt: Yikes.
J/Patti: There are snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
Danza: There is Tony Danza on this motherfuckin plane!

Awkward silence.

Thurston: Serioulsy, can sombody shut Tony up?
Kim: Wait that's not a snake.
Samuel: Yeah it is There are snakes...
Lee: It's just his moustache.
Samuel: Oh.

The plane has a sigh of relief until the masked Nixon is seen.

Watt: It's Nixon!
Rollins: Who is gonna stop him?

Grant Hart rises from his seat and puts on his wrestling attire.

Grant: There is only one man who can catch him and that's Grant "The Hitman" Hart baby!

To be continued.

finding nobody · 04.27.2006, 09:08 PM

ok! here's my idea!

we all register on the game forum. and then i'll upload "tuff titty rap" on badongo, and post it on there. then i'll be like " if this dude were to ever have a rap battle with the game, the game would get his ass handed to him" and i'll get dissed totally. but you guys could back me up! i dont know. i kind of daydreamed about it today. what do you guys think?

John Violence · 04.27.2006, 09:27 PM

That sounds good. When you get ready to do it give me the link to the forum.

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04.26.2006, 09:54 PM	#1261
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i'm a net celeb! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.26.2006, 10:07 PM	#1262
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Can I have your autograph?
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04.26.2006, 10:11 PM	#1263
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Sure! jaaaaaaadeeee swirly bit <3 __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.26.2006, 10:12 PM	#1264
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	THANK YOU! I have been a fan ever since you did Megadeths on a Train!
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04.26.2006, 10:14 PM	#1265
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	That album was FUN to make, dude. I'm glad you appreciate fine art like that. What do you think of my electric cello solo from 3:45-49:19 in Part Three of track 2, "THE TRAIN COMES"? But of course, your The Year Poison Broke is a post-modern masterpiee. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.26.2006, 10:16 PM	#1266
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	The Train Comes was the greatest 359 minutes of my life. __________________ rip
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04.26.2006, 10:20 PM	#1267
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Oh your cello solo is a beautiful work of art. 1978 The year Poison Broke was a blast to make. C.C. Devilleitus was my favorite part to shoot. "When you have C.C. Devilleitus like me you will crap your pants, talk louder than a gun shot, and say stupid shit like I am right now!" Oh those were the days.
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04.26.2006, 10:20 PM	#1268
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	I feel honored. I didn't eat, drink, sleep, or bathe or move at all during the recordinf of that album. When we recorded THE TRAIN COMES I stood in a bikini the entire time, trying not to move anything but my singing bits, my arms, and my ass. It took me to a higher place, which you can hear on the next album, "JESUS YEAH". I should imagine 1978 was a blast to make- when you yell out "GELATINOUS PEPPER BALLS!" during MC Hammer and Chuck D's flute duet, I cried because the spirit was just.. overwhelming. You have talent. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

04.26.2006, 10:24 PM	#1269
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	I don't drink I don't eat I don't move at least I can fucking think I can't give up I can't give up I can't give up Out of step with my cello
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04.26.2006, 10:51 PM	#1270
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	hahaha. i'm a person just like you but i got better things to do than sit around and fuck my head hang out with the living dead snort white shit up my nose pass out at the shows i don't even think about sheet [MUSSSIIIIC] that's just something i don't need I GOT CELLO! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.26.2006, 11:22 PM	#1271
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Play it faster.
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04.27.2006, 04:01 PM	#1272
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	you guys. i've got an awsome idea.
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04.27.2006, 07:48 PM	#1273
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Why what is it?
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04.27.2006, 07:52 PM	#1274
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	hi. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.27.2006, 07:54 PM	#1275
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	What up sucka!
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04.27.2006, 07:56 PM	#1276
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	not much. i'm going to a theme park tomorrow for my science class. none of my friends in my group for tomorrow are talking to me. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.27.2006, 08:04 PM	#1277
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	Why not? Is it because they are jealous of Huskers?
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04.27.2006, 08:21 PM	#1278
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	SCENE ON A STICK Samuel L Jackson is sitting with Kurt and chatting. Samuel stops and starts to look at Greg Norton from a distance. Kurt: Yeah I think the new Zombie Nirvana tour is gonna be good. Samuel: It's gonna be.... Kurt: What's wrong? Samuel: OH MY GOD THERE'S A SNAKE ON GREG'S FACE! Kurt: Yikes. J/Patti: There are snakes on this motherfuckin plane! Danza: There is Tony Danza on this motherfuckin plane! Awkward silence. Thurston: Serioulsy, can sombody shut Tony up? Kim: Wait that's not a snake. Samuel: Yeah it is There are snakes... Lee: It's just his moustache. Samuel: Oh. The plane has a sigh of relief until the masked Nixon is seen. Watt: It's Nixon! Rollins: Who is gonna stop him? Grant Hart rises from his seat and puts on his wrestling attire. *Grant:* There is only one man who can catch him and that's Grant "The Hitman" Hart baby! To be continued.
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04.27.2006, 09:08 PM	#1279
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	ok! here's my idea! we all register on the game forum. and then i'll upload "tuff titty rap" on badongo, and post it on there. then i'll be like " if this dude were to ever have a rap battle with the game, the game would get his ass handed to him" and i'll get dissed totally. but you guys could back me up! i dont know. i kind of daydreamed about it today. what do you guys think?
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04.27.2006, 09:27 PM	#1280
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	That sounds good. When you get ready to do it give me the link to the forum.
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