[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

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Serbian vampire hunters prevent Milosevic come-back
by Driving a 3ft stake through the former dictator's black heart

Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart.

According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic popped his clogs back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia.

Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart".

Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly".

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that was quite a fucking laugh. thanks!

[ALIEN ANAL]

Chip packets, i think they are designed so they open back up when you try fold them up, so you keep eating them..or cough on them by accident whent the packet is opend and facing you!

[Hip Priest]

The Japanese snake, Pareas iwasakii, preys mostly on snails and slugs, but its jaws are too weak to crush snail shells. Instead, it uses pin-sharp teeth to grab a snail’s body and tug it from its shell. Most snails have shells that swirl to the right in a clockwise direction, so the snake has evolved an upper jaw with more teeth on the right side than the left...

[Bunbury]

i just finished a 5,000+ word paper and im equating the experience to child birth.

[nicfit]

 

[chrismc]

Platan is a beer label of the Czech provenience.

[krastian]

Originally Posted by nicfit

 

That is fucking great.

[king_buzzo]

thats amazing

[king_buzzo]

stick a finger up my anus

[ALIEN ANAL]

i need help working out who some artist is. what i can remember is, its kind of 'mexican' looking, with browns and greens and yellows, and it involves lots of skulls that are simply painted. and it kind of looks like it could be on a rug.

 

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i need help working out who some artist is. what i can remember is, its kind of 'mexican' looking, with browns and greens and yellows, and it involves lots of skulls that are simply painted. and it kind of looks like it could be on a rug.

Basquiat? ah ah.

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by krastian

That is fucking great.

Yeah, I love that thing...Do you think that using it as a cd cover would imply some copyright issues? I'd gladly pay royalties for that, but how could I find out who's the original artisti??

 

[king_buzzo]

woa!

[king_buzzo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_De_TghvkY4

may i just say.

punk is dead. look at them... jesus... they look like heavy metalers.

[raging_nelly]

I have an itchy face and cant get gigs

[something]

i hate my hours but i love my job

[king_buzzo]

fact: j mascis went to school with uma thurman

[!@#$%!]

We openly renounce and reject the entrenched academic snobbery which erected a monument to laziness known as structuralism and proceeded to lock out those filmmakers who possesed the vision to see through this charade.

this sentence is so fucking lovely i wanna forever tattoo it on my dick