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atsonicpark · 01.08.2009, 02:30 AM

So, uh, I just bought an autographed picture of Jesus.

acousticrock87 · 01.08.2009, 02:34 AM

Nice. I hear those are indestructible.

But I have an autographed picture of Satan, and it has the power to mythologize Jesus autographs.

atsonicpark · 01.08.2009, 02:48 AM

I love to hurt myself.

I hurt myself with love!

✌➬ · 01.08.2009, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I love to hurt myself.

I hurt myself with love!

Well I hope you have a good shampoo to take that spunk off.

Rob Instigator · 01.08.2009, 01:31 PM

celine dion sometimes forgets to shave her legs

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.08.2009, 03:55 PM

Computer Science 100=Trolling for Beginners. Today, the first day, we learned how to make pop-ups.

terriblecanyons · 01.08.2009, 04:03 PM

Hahahaha. Nice.

acousticrock87 · 01.08.2009, 04:05 PM

One time I was part of a forum that allowed HTML.

Oh man, that was bad.

stu666 · 01.08.2009, 04:20 PM

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.08.2009, 04:33 PM

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Hahahaha. Nice.

Quite. Not so nice was my Global History of WWII class in which this manchild (he is basically Rain Man, from what I gathered), made a point of asking no less than 5 questions and kept interrupting the professor while he was outlining course objectives. Rain Man went on a 10 minute rant about whether or not books written from oral accounts can be considered as primary sources for the class. If he would have asked a 6th question, I would have left my syllabus on the desk and dropped the course. I still might because I'm afraid I'll shout this guy down in a week or two.

terriblecanyons · 01.08.2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Quite. Not so nice was my Global History of WWII class in which this manchild (he is basically Rain Man, from what I gathered), made a point of asking no less than 5 questions and kept interrupting the professor while he was outlining course objectives. Rain Man went on a 10 minute rant about whether or not books written from oral accounts can be considered as primary sources for the class. If he would have asked a 6th question, I would have left my syllabus on the desk and dropped the course. I still might because I'm afraid I'll shout this guy down in a week or two.

Shout him down anyway! That shit can't be tolerated, even if he IS rainman.

MellySingsDoom · 01.08.2009, 04:39 PM

Sonic Youth 37 - Annex all his books and then doing a classic Blitzkrieg move on any further questions he raises. After all, war is war...

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.08.2009, 04:40 PM

My grumble of "don't raise you hand. put you fucking hand down, put fucking hand down" *his hand goes from half-cocked to full in the air* "goddammit" *I facedesk* was audible in a 2-person radius.

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Sonic Youth 37 - Annex all his books and then doing a classic Blitzkrieg move on any further questions he raises. After all, war is war...

He's one of those pretentious intellectual fucks that likes to pontificate the fact that he has no life outside of history, 30-sided die and his right hand.

MellySingsDoom · 01.08.2009, 04:42 PM

Tell him if he does that again, a gay man from South London will come and pull his pants down, and then spank him very hard indeed, whilst singing Judy Garland songs.

acousticrock87 · 01.08.2009, 04:44 PM

The best way to handle those people is to somehow convince the professor to laugh at the guy's questions. "Haha, okay seriously, does anyone have a question that's not retarded?"

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.08.2009, 04:46 PM

I'll keep you posted, Melly.

acoustic: my Roman history professor did just that with a student of similar disposition, this one, I fear, will not. He's too Rick Moranis-like.

acousticrock87 · 01.08.2009, 04:50 PM

Aw, I can totally picture Moranis doing that, too. But I know what you're saying.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.08.2009, 04:53 PM

Yeah...my Roman history professor was a strong-built lad from Birmingham, so he basically took guff from no one.

acousticrock87 · 01.08.2009, 04:59 PM

Actually, now that I think about it, the professor I was thinking of when I mentioned that was my Greek/Roman history professor. He was short and effeminate and from NYC, but I see a pattern nonetheless.

greedrex · 01.08.2009, 05:10 PM

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Tell him if he does that again, a gay man from South London will come and pull his pants down, and then spank him very hard indeed, whilst singing Judy Garland songs.

I'm a teacher. Do i get that too?

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acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	The best way to handle those people is to somehow convince the professor to laugh at the guy's questions. "Haha, okay seriously, does anyone have a question that's not retarded?"
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'll keep you posted, Melly. acoustic: my Roman history professor did just that with a student of similar disposition, this one, I fear, will not. He's too Rick Moranis-like. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Aw, I can totally picture Moranis doing that, too. But I know what you're saying.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Yeah...my Roman history professor was a strong-built lad from Birmingham, so he basically took guff from no one. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Actually, now that I think about it, the professor I was thinking of when I mentioned that was my Greek/Roman history professor. He was short and effeminate and from NYC, but I see a pattern nonetheless.
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