Ask Pookie - Page 7

porkmarras · 10.10.2006, 09:56 AM

Hey Pookie,
Wanna see my boobs?

Sheena
Croydon

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 09:59 AM

Hey Pookie,

My sex addiction is driving my relationship to the edge of a meltdown, What kind of things should my boyfriend do to satisfy my needs?

Sex-ahollic Slurp.

HaydenAsche · 10.10.2006, 12:53 PM

Dear Pookie,

Will I ever be able to find my virginity?

Loose Goose
West Hollywood.

sonicl · 10.10.2006, 02:14 PM

Pookie,

How are people supposed to cope with life when you don't answer their questions?

If you don't start giving some answers soon I'm gonna invade your ass, and then you'll be sorry.

Regards,
George W Bush, esq

sonicl · 10.11.2006, 07:22 AM

Pookie,

I will, you know. Don't you start thinking that the UN will protect you, 'cos I don't listen to a word they say.

Regards,
George W Bush, esq

Glice · 10.11.2006, 08:10 AM

Pookie,

Don't be worryin' 'bout' no beef from that playa-hata Bush. I got you back, yo. Keep it real, kna'm'sayin'?

Yours,

Kim Jong-il.

sonicl · 10.13.2006, 04:31 AM

Pookie,

This is your final warning. You've had the mild virus, if you don't answer these peoples' questions it's gonna be the real hardcore one.

Regards,
George W Bush, esq

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony

Dear Pookie,

What kind of things should I buy this X-mas year?

Baubles.

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl

Pookie-San,

If I can no longer see something that once I could see, does it no longer exist?

Peace,
Phil Ossafer

Yes, it's just moved.

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheena

Hey Pookie,
Wanna see my boobs?

Sheena
Croydon

Is the offer still open?

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sex-aholic

Hey Pookie,

My sex addiction is driving my relationship to the edge of a meltdown, What kind of things should my boyfriend do to satisfy my needs?

Sex-ahollic Slurp.

Have him bring some friends to share the load.

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Goose

Dear Pookie,

Will I ever be able to find my virginity?

Loose Goose
West Hollywood.

It'll be where you left it.

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya

Pookie,

How are people supposed to cope with life when you don't answer their questions?

If you don't start giving some answers soon I'm gonna invade your ass, and then you'll be sorry.

Regards,
George W Bush, esq

People coped before I came along, albeit in a sadder and more ignorant form

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim

Pookie,

Don't be worryin' 'bout' no beef from that playa-hata Bush. I got you back, yo. Keep it real, kna'm'sayin'?

Yours,

Kim Jong-il.

Y aye man.

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya

Pookie,

This is your final warning. You've had the mild virus, if you don't answer these peoples' questions it's gonna be the real hardcore one.

Regards,
George W Bush, esq

I don't mean to be a stereotypical man about this, but MILD. You should have seen the projectile vomiting.

porkmarras · 10.13.2006, 04:46 AM

Dear Pookie,
i've been selling me arse since i was 19 but now i find myself tired of this profession and i want to choose a different career.Do you have any advice for me?I can't read,i can't write and i generally don't have much of an interest for anything apart from taking it up the bum.

Kind Regards

Bunny boy Oh Boy

Pookie · 10.13.2006, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Dear Pookie,
i've been selling me arse since i was 19 but now i find myself tired of this profession and i want to choose a different career.Do you have any advice for me?I can't read,i can't write and i generally don't have much of an interest for anything apart from taking it up the bum.

Kind Regards

Bunny boy Oh Boy

I think it's important to keep your private and work life separate. If you enjoy the bum action, then don't spoil it by making it into a chore.

Consider a career that will satisfy you but won't encroach onto your leisure pursuits.

I've sent you a few leaflets which should help you when deciding which career would be best for you.

Good luck.

static-harmony · 10.13.2006, 11:31 AM

Dear Pookie,

I recently discovered that the world is flat. And I've been trying to cope with it. Is there anything I can do to make this easier to cope with?

Thanks
Blonde Simpson

Pookie · 10.14.2006, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blonde Simpson

Dear Pookie,

I recently discovered that the world is flat. And I've been trying to cope with it. Is there anything I can do to make this easier to cope with?

Thanks
Blonde Simpson

DON'T go too near the edge.
DON'T attempt to sail round the world.
DON'T tell ANYBODY else what you've discovered.
DON'T handle any sharp implements.
DON'T drink from bottles labelled:

DO stay hidden in a cupboard during daylight hours.

Danny Himself · 10.14.2006, 09:52 AM

Dear Pookie,

No-one remembers who I am! What do I do?

Thanks,
Matt LeBlanc

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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Hey Pookie, Wanna see my boobs? Sheena Croydon __________________
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10.10.2006, 09:59 AM	#122
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Hey Pookie, My sex addiction is driving my relationship to the edge of a meltdown, What kind of things should my boyfriend do to satisfy my needs? Sex-ahollic Slurp. __________________
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10.10.2006, 12:53 PM	#123
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Dear Pookie, Will I ever be able to find my virginity? Loose Goose West Hollywood. __________________ rip
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10.10.2006, 02:14 PM	#124
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Pookie, How are people supposed to cope with life when you don't answer their questions? If you don't start giving some answers soon I'm gonna invade your ass, and then you'll be sorry. Regards, George W Bush, esq
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10.11.2006, 07:22 AM	#125
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Pookie, I will, you know. Don't you start thinking that the UN will protect you, 'cos I don't listen to a word they say. Regards, George W Bush, esq
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10.13.2006, 04:31 AM	#127
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Pookie, This is your final warning. You've had the mild virus, if you don't answer these peoples' questions it's gonna be the real hardcore one. Regards, George W Bush, esq
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10.13.2006, 04:46 AM	#136
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear Pookie, i've been selling me arse since i was 19 but now i find myself tired of this profession and i want to choose a different career.Do you have any advice for me?I can't read,i can't write and i generally don't have much of an interest for anything apart from taking it up the bum. Kind Regards Bunny boy Oh Boy __________________
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10.13.2006, 11:31 AM	#138
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Dear Pookie, I recently discovered that the world is flat. And I've been trying to cope with it. Is there anything I can do to make this easier to cope with? Thanks Blonde Simpson __________________
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10.14.2006, 09:52 AM	#140
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Dear Pookie, No-one remembers who I am! What do I do? Thanks, Matt LeBlanc
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