[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

There's nothing wrong with pumping some adrenaline into a thread with a topic as boring as this one.

shall i rename it hooker spit roasting cum swappers?

[Tokolosh]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I beg your pardon?

You'll have to become a member of Heartless Bitches International to know what I mean.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

You'll have to become a member of Heartless Bitches International to know what I mean.

It wasn't directed at you but whatever.Back to the subject:

 

^ It belongs to a pig.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

To each their own.Is it true that vaginas can smell of fish?

when yeasty. not a good scene. it's not as bad as a poorly wiped asshole, or one ripe with dingleberries, but still unpleasant.

Originally Posted by sonicl

I agree. But as Kegmama said earlier in the thread, woe betide any guy who doesn't do SOMETHING for his lady on Valentines Day.

that would depend on the level of societal brainwash-- and if he doesn't do anything the rest of the year anyway.

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

trust me, no amtter how HARD or PUNK or JADED or heroined out your woman is, she will appreciate a kind something on valentine's day.

not every woman is american & tv-ed out. just saying...

Originally Posted by porkmarras

If you love somebody for real,anniversaries and all that stuff don't matter at all.Also,the whole romantic gibberish that couples put themselves through on Valentine's Day can be spread throughout the year but in a more personal and sincere way.I dunno, i find most other couples naff all the time.

porkie, if i start a religion, would you agree to be its main prophet?

i'll content myself with managing the church's funds. i promise to share, of course.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

porkie, if i start a religion, would you agree to be its main prophet?

i'll content myself with managing the church's funds. i promise to share, of course.

Go on.I'm really looking forward to preaching to the emotionally handicapped from an emotionally corrupted platform.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Go on.I'm really looking forward to preaching to the emotionally handicapped from an emotionally corrupted platform.

hm. sounds like perfect ingredients for an internet religion. we need to open a bank account, peferrably in switzerland.

[blunderbuss]

How's this for romance?

 

[flophousefloozie]

I'm spending the weekend in Montreal! More of a coincidence that it falls on this particular weekend, though. Still, the champagne and chocolate with be pouring freely.

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by blunderbuss

How's this for romance?

 

I don't undertand.

[pantophobia]

it would be more so if Jenn and I were still together, but we deceided to break up back in December (much more amicably then the 04 one)

i honestly think were are happier now then we were, and remain best friends

now for valentines day, let me just say this

if you plan to go to a chocolate shop that makes them by hand....

GOOOO EARLY OR ORDER AHEAD, DON'T EXPECT TO BE SUPRISED WHEN WE ARE EMPTY, SO PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHOCOLATIER, AND DON'T BE A DEADBEAT, DO IT EARLY

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by pantophobia

it would be more so if Jenn and I were still together, but we deceided to break up back in December (much more amicably then the 04 one)

seriously??

I'm all for not bringing personal lives onto the net, but I'm still shocked that I had no idea.

anyways......is it safe to ask if you mind me sending her valentines (written to tune of KRS-1)??

[blunderbuss]

Oops

[Lurker]

Oh right, now I understand. But when were Uhler and This is Not Here going out?

[uhler]

Originally Posted by Lurker

Oh right, now I understand. But when were Uhler and This is Not Here going out?

fine i guess we should come out. we're in a complicated long distance relationship right now.

[Lurker]

Well congratulations! May I wish you the greatest happiness together and a great valentines!

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

I'll be watching hockey by myself

[Kloriel]

i'm going to wear a gargoyle costume and stroll around with a crossbow and a quiver of bricks. i will start off the night begging for spare change. then i will ride my skateboard to a bar and try to buy baby turtles.

next will be fine dining: a picnic with my baby turtles on the sloshy yet green grass that grows mightily above a vast communal septic tank. i'm thinking yams and flounder.

then we will all watch Meet the Fokkers at the drive in and retire to an igloo situated in a pebble.

i will make love with the baby turtles.

[floatingslowly]

you sick fuck.

[jennthebenn]

Originally Posted by blunderbuss

Oops

Nah, we're still such close friends, so it's still fittingly funny in a way.

Also, FloatyBoy...fuck his approval. Send 'em.

[joe11121]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

i'm going to wear a gargoyle costume and stroll around with a crossbow and a quiver of bricks. i will start off the night begging for spare change. then i will ride my skateboard to a bar and try to buy baby turtles.

next will be fine dining: a picnic with my baby turtles on the sloshy yet green grass that grows mightily above a vast communal septic tank. i'm thinking yams and flounder.

then we will all watch Meet the Fokkers at the drive in and retire to an igloo situated in a pebble.

i will make love with the baby turtles.

ew, hahah, that's very funny, and erm, creative. haha. Nice one.