so, my girlfriend shoved her finger in my butt the other day... - Page 7

Cantankerous · 08.14.2007, 11:38 PM

i'm starting a new thread: weirdest place you've ever had sex.

SynthethicalY · 08.14.2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'm starting a new thread: weirdest place you've ever had sex.

I would say, In the open parking lot, of my old apartment in my parents old truck. The day before we sold it. Then I would say, the public pool of the apartment, while people where on the other one.

atsonicpark · 08.15.2007, 01:35 AM

yeah scissor shock was totally reviewed on foxy digitalis this morning.

Savage Clone · 08.15.2007, 08:32 AM

Really?
Link, please.
They gave me a really nice review once. Great source of info.

atsonicpark · 08.15.2007, 09:14 PM

www.digitalisindustries.com/foxyd/reviews.php?which=2654 <-- foxy digitalis gives a 1-better-than-average review for "the mars travolta"!!!

!@#$%! · 08.15.2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

www.digitalisindustries.com/foxyd/reviews.php?which=2654 <-- foxy digitalis gives a 1-better-than-average review for "the mars travolta"!!!

it sez you need to climax more. maybe you need to record with a finger up your ass?

atsonicpark · 08.15.2007, 10:05 PM

Actually, I think you can achieve the same effect by listening to the album with a finger up your ass!

I think the whole point of his review is to illustrate that the songs all sound so different that listening the whole album is a bit unsettling and isn't a typical "hey man let's do drugs and listen to noise and go on a trip" kinda album.. but that was the point!!!

Oh well, it was 1 better than average, which technically makes it "good", not "great", not "amazing", not "excellent", not "perfect". But good. And goddammit if good ain't good then good is good and good! So, fuck!!!!!!!

Anyway, I still got 15 copies of this album left if anyone wants to purcahse it.. $5 (unless you live out of the US, then it's $6!!), cool art, sexiness, all that shit. Just PM.

PS: My girlfriend is coming over tomorrow. IT'S FINGA TIME!

!@#$%! · 08.15.2007, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Actually, I think you can achieve the same effect by listening to the album with a finger up your ass!

i dont have problems climaxing... but i see your point

now i was merely making parallels between the last part of the review and the post that initiated this thread.

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although the contrasts it spawns do sometimes make for moments of unexpected beauty, the blunt episodes of epileptic beats deconstruct any sort of climax this album would certainly benefit from.

sez he.

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had..

sez you.

i added nothing!!

but in all congrats for the review, it's very positive i think, and it got my interest. good job.

atsonicpark · 08.16.2007, 01:59 AM

cool, thank you, it took 4 years or so (the 5th year anniversary of scissor shock is coming in about 4 months!), but in between the release on crucial blast and this review on foxy, i'm finally getting a bit of recognition, and it's nice.

atsonicpark · 08.16.2007, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

"Hey whats up?"

"Oh... not much... listening to crimson grail... shoving my finger up my butt... jackin off.... you know"

"...no, i dont know"

You know, I totally forgot about this part of the thread, and I'm rereading it all now.. and I just emailed Rhys today (which isn't a common occurence or anything) to let him know about the new Scissor Shock song I just uploaded and told him how much I love Crimson Grail.. and now I'm thinking of listening to it with a finger in my butt.. I should've emailed him and told him that..

ZEROpumpkins · 08.16.2007, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

pretty nice, video?

Haha!

Protectmeyou · 08.19.2007, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by lungfish

i would never let any girl near my ass.
she just doesn't belong there.
i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf..
and i know i'm not alone in saying this.
a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off.
that's what her pussy's for.

missionary man

floatingslowly · 08.19.2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I just emailed Rhys today (which isn't a common occurence or anything) to let him know about the new Scissor Shock song I just uploaded and told him how much I love Crimson Grail.. and now I'm thinking of listening to it with a finger in my butt.. I should've emailed him and told him that..

I cough when I laugh.

I'm totally coughing my ass off.

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 06:03 PM

bump for relevance...

Norma J · 11.24.2007, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

You know, I totally forgot about this part of the thread, and I'm rereading it all now.. and I just emailed Rhys today (which isn't a common occurence or anything) to let him know about the new Scissor Shock song I just uploaded and told him how much I love Crimson Grail.. and now I'm thinking of listening to it with a finger in my butt.. I should've emailed him and told him that..

This is for real. I'm not stirring. But if you have interests in fingers in your arse, then a dick would take your fancy to?

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 06:51 PM

That's so awesome. About the finger in the butt.

Norma J · 11.24.2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

that a pretty masculine comment for such pseudo fem mentality.

If I was pseudo-fem, the masculinity wouldn't come as a shock now, would it?

Don't try and make an argument out of nothing, you whinger.

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 07:01 PM

i don't know what the big deal is, i personally enjoy things in my ass... fingers, cocks, vibrators. it's all good.

Norma J · 11.24.2007, 07:02 PM

Who said there was a big deal?

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 07:10 PM

eh, i don't know.... thought you were making a distinction between fingers in butt = not gay, dick in butt = gay... sorry if i assumed incorrectly.

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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i'm starting a new thread: weirdest place you've ever had sex. __________________ RETIRED
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08.15.2007, 08:32 AM	#124
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08.15.2007, 09:14 PM	#125
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	www.digitalisindustries.com/foxyd/reviews.php?which=2654 <-- foxy digitalis gives a 1-better-than-average review for "the mars travolta"!!! __________________
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08.15.2007, 10:05 PM	#127
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Actually, I think you can achieve the same effect by listening to the album with a finger up your ass! I think the whole point of his review is to illustrate that the songs all sound so different that listening the whole album is a bit unsettling and isn't a typical "hey man let's do drugs and listen to noise and go on a trip" kinda album.. but that was the point!!! Oh well, it was 1 better than average, which technically makes it "good", not "great", not "amazing", not "excellent", not "perfect". But good. And goddammit if good ain't good then good is good and good! So, fuck!!!!!!! Anyway, I still got 15 copies of this album left if anyone wants to purcahse it.. $5 (unless you live out of the US, then it's $6!!), cool art, sexiness, all that shit. Just PM. PS: My girlfriend is coming over tomorrow. IT'S FINGA TIME! __________________
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08.16.2007, 01:59 AM	#129
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	cool, thank you, it took 4 years or so (the 5th year anniversary of scissor shock is coming in about 4 months!), but in between the release on crucial blast and this review on foxy, i'm finally getting a bit of recognition, and it's nice. __________________
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m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	bump for relevance... __________________
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11.24.2007, 06:51 PM	#136
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	That's so awesome. About the finger in the butt. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.24.2007, 07:01 PM	#138
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	i don't know what the big deal is, i personally enjoy things in my ass... fingers, cocks, vibrators. it's all good. __________________
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11.24.2007, 07:02 PM	#139
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Who said there was a big deal? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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11.24.2007, 07:10 PM	#140
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	eh, i don't know.... thought you were making a distinction between fingers in butt = not gay, dick in butt = gay... sorry if i assumed incorrectly. __________________
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