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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Hmm, help yourself to google, or let google help you.

 

google?

[golden child]

how do you do that? do you just ask your friend "hey you wanna fuck?"
get drunk and do it once... once you've done it once they you gotta do it again???

[Everyneurotic]

i had that, kegma; we were friends, then we were fucking then it got serious (became bf/gf), was cool for a while then things got really complicated and then it went to hell.

[cuetzpalin]

Originally Posted by golden child

how do you do that? do you just ask your friend "hey you wanna fuck?"
get drunk and do it once... once you've done it once they you gotta do it again???

there's no need to get drunk! it's only sex!

Originally Posted by Kegmama

You have made me wonder, does this mean you just have like super sonic sex friends?
People you can just call to fuck?

How many of you guys have, or have had, 'friends with benefits'?!

no.. there are two. two cool guys i know for a long time. it's really nothing like going to pub, get drunk and fuck. it's not. shit i'm starting to hate this thread

[Gulasch Noir]

I remember at age 17 i did a very argueable thing: I didn't masturbate for like 6 or 7 months. I saw it as a kind of exercise of my volition.

[pbradley]

someone should write a childrens' book called Susie and the Year Long Orgasm.

it'll be uplifting!

[Iain]

Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

I remember at age 17 i did a very argueable thing: I didn't masturbate for like 6 or 7 months. I saw it as a kind of exercise of my volition.

How the hell did you manage that?

[emobear]

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

there's no need to get drunk! it's only sex!



no.. there are two. two cool guys i know for a long time. it's really nothing like going to pub, get drunk and fuck. it's not. shit i'm starting to hate this thread

Yep, sex is much better when sober. Plus you save money for the alcohol. Smart.

ps
I am writing in English just becuz of others, indeed. Jinak jsme v podstate sousedi, vid.

[demonrail666]

Reading through this thread makes me feel a bit like whatsisname ... the Spader guy... in Sex Lies and Videotape.

This, of course, is a GOOD thing.

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

You have made me wonder, does this mean you just have like super sonic sex friends?
People you can just call to fuck?

How many of you guys have, or have had, 'friends with benefits'?!

i have had, on and off, several. invariably it turns sentimental & things get destroyed. one of them actually became stalkerish in her insistence that i become her boyfriend, and when i refused she made a stink for me at work-- i've written about it in other threads so i won't elaborate. after that episode, i refused further offers of noncommittal sex. however, another one, from earlier times-- we're actually friends until today, but sex is out of the question these days (it did get a little messy, but not bloody at all).

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

there's no need to get drunk! it's only sex!

...

good to know, i won't have to get cuetzy wasted when she comes around here.

that's a plus, deary.

[cuetzpalin]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

good to know, i won't have to get cuetzy wasted when she comes around here.

that's a plus, deary.

by the way.. have you ever drunk mongolian tequilla?

[_slavo_]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

You have made me wonder, does this mean you just have like super sonic sex friends?
People you can just call to fuck?

How many of you guys have, or have had, 'friends with benefits'?!

I went through this a little bit, one of my closest female friend was really sad after a break-up and needed to cheer up a bit, so i kind of helped her out . But we did not have sex, just making out here and there. I liked it, and fortunately, it did not ruin our friendship. Now, we both are happy in relationships of our own and always when we meet and have a beer together, we laugh on this experience. It was cool.

[Everyneurotic]

there's...mongolian tequila?

there's no imported tequilas here, everything's home produced and well, people wouldn't buy an imported tequila anyway.

[king_buzzo]

Off topic. But Jelq is amazing! (effective)

[cuetzpalin]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

there's...mongolian tequila?

there's no imported tequilas here, everything's home produced and well, people wouldn't buy an imported tequila anyway.

it's named after the way you drink it. really crazy you make a salt line, snort (?) it, then tequilla and then you put a lemon in your eye. the other way is to squeeze the lemon onto your forehead.

[Everyneurotic]

fuck me! that's really something. if i'm caught up wasted enough, i might try it (lemon on the forehead though).

[cuetzpalin]

it's better when more people drink it. it's fun. i've tried it few days ago. yeah and lemon on forehead is worse than in the eye

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

it's better when more people drink it. it's fun. i've tried it few days ago. yeah and lemon on forehead is worse than in the eye

it sounds like it's more of a group thing.

again, depending on the wastedness, i might even try it both ways.

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

it's named after the way you drink it. really crazy you make a salt line, snort (?) it, then tequilla and then you put a lemon in your eye. the other way is to squeeze the lemon onto your forehead.

There's a masturbation method where the person hangs themselves in a way that they can get out, and they keep a lemon in their mouths so that they don't lose consciousness at any time while masturbating. Anyone who's watched Six Feet Under should know what I mean