[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Blather catch up with you?

ha ha--

no, it's called cleaning. you probably don't know what i'm talking about.

i gotta go!

--

ps - i handed all your (creamed) asses.

[sonicl]

Oh well, it's time for tea and scones anyway.

 

[Pookie]

!"£$%! has gone, bring on the next victim.

EDIT: On second thoughts, I'll have one of those scones if I may be so bold?

[Toilet & Bowels]

seeing as there's nobody else around how about french chap?

[sonicl]

Yeah, go on. 'ave 'im!

I have to go and have a little lie down though, so you'll have to deal with him without my help.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Oh well, it's time for tea and scones anyway.

why do I get the feeling that you would stop your own grandmother's funeral if it was time for tea and scones?

PS: those are called BISCUITS.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why do I get the feeling that you would stop your own grandmother's funeral if it was time for tea and scones?

PS: those are called BISCUITS.

What are called biscuits?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Pookie

What are called biscuits?

 

biscuits!

[Glice]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

...i don't depend on government checks for a living...

It's spelt 'cheque', you utter prick.

Originally Posted by Someone else

[insert insipid bollocks]

Prick.

Originally Posted by Another person

I'm a prick

Yes you are, you prick.

Originally Posted by The non-British contributers to this thread

I AM FROM A CULTURALLY INFERIOR COUNTRY

Yes you are. What a prick.

Originally Posted by British people

I'M A BAD PERSON

Prick!

Originally Posted by That Italian racist

I'm a prick who is racist

Ah, but which came first? In either case, you're a prick.

Originally Posted by Glice

I'm in some way superior, clearly

Yes, yes you are. You're still a prick though, just less of one than the rest of the pricks here.

If I've missed anyone out - you're a prick.

[sonicl]

Scones! Not fucking biscuits, not fucking crumpets, SCONES!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Scones! NoT fucking biscuits, not fucking crumpets, SCONES!

scones are made from triangles. biscuits are round and made from love (and maybe buttermilk).

[Glice]

Oh, and can I ask why none of you pricks can get the hang of simple grammatical devices? Pricks.

[floatingslowly]

who let the schoolmarm in?

You fucking said that already, you prick.

Edit - That racist prick.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

scones are made from triangles. biscuits are round and made from love (and maybe buttermilk).

And you are from which colonial outpost?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sonicl

And you are from which colonial outpost?

the one that kicked yr ass back across the pond.

[floatingslowly]

yeah, that's what I thought....mr. teabags.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

scones are made from triangles. biscuits are round and made from love (and maybe buttermilk).

What the hell are you talking about. Triangular scones?

Scones are, and always have been, round and yummy in your tummy:

 

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

the one that kicked yr ass back across the pond.

Oh, that one. Do say hello to our Queen if she pops in for tea, won't you? I understand she's popped over to visit, although she won't hang around long if you keep insisting on referring to scones as "biscuits".

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yeah, that's what I thought....mr. teabags.

I'll like to be there when you try to dunk a scone.

You'd look ruddy foolish.