[Kloriel]

Diapers&Outhouse - you are not on the list. but a spectre of your past is. a ghost of your shit. an echo of your screams. a record of your nightmarish terrors. a name you used to post as. a mexican you used to wield


sinkingswiftly - you are a bit juicey in the brain, eh? wtxh out for pressers.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

sinkingswiftly

who are you and how do you know my last name??

hydrocephalus be damned, I want to wield a Mexican too.

seriously.

how did my brother and sister get so lucky? answer that Nastradoomus.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

Diapers&Outhouse - you are not on the list. but a spectre of your past is. a ghost of your shit. an echo of your screams. a record of your nightmarish terrors. a name you used to post as. a mexican you used to wield


sinkingswiftly - you are a bit juicey in the brain, eh? wtxh out for pressers.

i didn't think i'd be on the list, but it's a nice surprise to know my former mexican weilding self is.

[Kloriel]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

who are you and how do you know my last name??

hydrocephalus be damned, I want to wield a Mexican too.

seriously.

how did my brother and sister get so lucky? answer that Nastradoomus.

guide to wielding a mexican:

a) befriend a mexican to establish a 'no he's not racist' alibi
b) lust over your mexican alibi's sister
c) wield her

[Kloriel]

so is it wield or weild

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

so is it wield or weild

if you'd ever weilded a mexican you wouldn't need to ask

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

a) befriend a mexican to establish a 'no he's not racist' alibi

a guide to befriending Mexicans:

when asked (in Spanish): "do you like Mexican women?".

answer (in Spanish): "yes, brother-in-law".

it works. try it (or the next one's free).

________________________

sadly, my home planet of Texifornia is miles away, and I'm chained to a white-a-tised red woman.

my dreams of daily tacos and hot south-of-USA loving have been summarily quashed (replaced with easy access to bingo and all you can drink buffets).



you bring sadness to my life Kloriel. curse you.

PS: eye before E (except after si).

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

if you'd ever weilded a mexican you wouldn't need to ask

RACIST.

[Cantankerous]

it's your baby toilette
looks like i'm drinking for two tonight

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

RACIST.

if you said that to me a couple of years ago i'd have wielded my mexican right in your face

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it's your baby toilette
looks like i'm drinking for two tonight

good job, it's best to start them early

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

if you said that to me a couple of years ago i'd have wielded my mexican right in your face

and what now, Mr. I-Tuck-My-Pants-Into-My-Socks?

I am one with The Farce.

you can't touch me!!

[Kloriel]

'turtle on its back in the desert sea
and you look like a cool drink
just slightly out of reach'

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

good job, it's best to start them early

i always thought so

[Kloriel]

'half the math / double the myth / they told you to
no aftertaste / no residue / chop chop you're through
our good order taker, has what it takes to make it -
it's up to you
unflinching trigger finger / coffee fetcher to the letter
see it through'

[Anngella]

"SO not the drama"

 

[Kloriel]

would you take a look at that offering? some cheerleader somewhere doubts her physics f'realz

[SynthethicalY]

Jesus will save you all, repent from your sins now.

[Kloriel]

yeah about the jesus thing,
i don't know you and don't really care
though with your sig,
maybe you should think about rerolling as a berserker or something
with at least a d12 + your con.
(assuming its 15 or higher?)

are you tight with shishkana amana pore or whatever her name is? why the fuck did she favor patriarchal religions in thst sand blasted region? I can name off four or so equally important religions that crawled from those sand dunes. but i won't. instead i'll type a spur of the moment message:

hahaha yyeahhhhhh
chek it. i know all about dm3.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Anngella

"SO not the drama"

 

oh NO! you DID NOT click on the Kim Possible porn link in sharing!! that's how you get nasty viruses. yr contaminated now.

Originally Posted by Kloriel

yeah about the jesus thing,
i don't know you and don't really care
though with your sig,
maybe you should think about rerolling as a berserker or something
with at least a d12 + your con.
(assuming its 15 or higher?)

who made you the dungeon master? synth isn't really surly enough to be a berserker (or any type of barbarian). I'm thinking half-elf ranger or maybe some sort of caster type.

PS: I roll 20's.

PSPS: post more.