Would you accomodate SYG boardies for a couple of days (or more)? - Page 7

GrungeMonkey · 09.17.2008, 04:34 PM

i dont want you having dirty sex on my floor

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I think the real question should be:
"Would you accomodate MALE SYG boardies for a couple days?"

Well I would, but er, that goes without saying.

And by accommodate, I don't mean have my evil way with them. Honest.
(God, if they ever fall for that, I am so in...)

schizophrenicroom · 09.17.2008, 04:45 PM

there are a few people i would accomodate with nary a doubt.

Everyneurotic · 09.17.2008, 04:45 PM

no way, fuck off assholes.

i don't even let my friends go inside my house, let alone stay here.

but don't worry, i could accomodate you somewhere, i have friends who run 24/7 free hotels but they call them "where i live".

in fact, if one of you jerks comes here and asks me to stay over, i'd probably call someone here and i would also go along to my friend's for the night

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

no way, fuck off assholes.

i don't even let my friends go inside my house, let alone stay here.

but don't worry, i could accomodate you somewhere, i have friends who run 24/7 free hotels but they call them "where i live".

in fact, if one of you jerks comes here and asks me to stay over, i'd probably call someone here and i would also go along to my friend's for the night

I bet you don't even let you in Everyneurotic Mansions sometimes!

!@#$%! · 09.17.2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i don't even let my friends go inside my house, let alone stay here.

ran out of places to hide the corpses?

GrungeMonkey · 09.17.2008, 04:50 PM

uhler · 09.17.2008, 04:51 PM

maybe.

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 05:02 PM

I once ended up crashing at Porky's after I stupidly forget to catch the last tube and bus home. The poor sod still has nightmares about that, but I did buy him a bottle of vodka to seal the deal.

Everyneurotic · 09.17.2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I bet you don't even let you in Everyneurotic Mansions sometimes!

sometimes, sometimes i want to kick myself out of my own house.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ran out of places to hide the corpses?

i could squeeze them a bit more (what are they gonna do? bitch about it being too crammed?), the real problem is the smell. those taxi cab air freshners can take so much stench.

that and i don't want any of you fuckers near my shellac futurist lp. i'd take you drinking until the break of dawn and call you a cab to the airport.

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 06:34 PM

ARE YOU - visiting London?
DO YOU - fancy a place to crash?
CAN YOU - endure several tiresome hours of your host playing you endless amount of vinyl/CDs that you'd rather chew your leg off than listen to?

Then come to Melly Towers!

Comfort - Ha ha ha.
Atmosphere - Smoky
Ambience - Fliddy
Customer Satisfaction - None.

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

ARE YOU - visiting London?
DO YOU - fancy a place to crash?
CAN YOU - endure several tiresome hours of your host playing you endless amount of vinyl/CDs that you'd rather chew your leg off than listen to?

Then come to Melly Towers!

Comfort - Ha ha ha.
Atmosphere - Smoky
Ambience - Fliddy
Customer Satisfaction - None.

As long as there's alcohol available, it sounds a lot better than other places I've crashed.

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 06:38 PM

We have alcohol and ciggies galore here. And Pringles.

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2008, 06:38 PM

PRINGLES?! I'm in!

schizophrenicroom · 09.17.2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

We have alcohol and ciggies galore here. And Pringles.

sign me up!

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 06:42 PM

Right, we have 2 here for the Melly Endurance, er, Experience. Any more on board?

jennthebenn · 09.17.2008, 06:49 PM

You had me with Pringles.

Also I have decided that I would let fellow boardies crash at my place
AFTER a rigorous screening process. I can't have anyone who would
steal or damage my formidable Snoopy collection.

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2008, 06:50 PM

I love snoopy!!!!!!!

gmku · 09.17.2008, 06:52 PM

Wow, Melly! You've actually met the Porkster? Is he as nice as he seems here?

jennthebenn · 09.17.2008, 06:52 PM

terrible one:You are then a person of discriminating taste, and are invited to apply for a stay at Casa De Benningfield (or whatever the hell) whenever the need arises.

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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	there are a few people i would accomodate with nary a doubt. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	no way, fuck off assholes. i don't even let my friends go inside my house, let alone stay here. but don't worry, i could accomodate you somewhere, i have friends who run 24/7 free hotels but they call them "where i live". in fact, if one of you jerks comes here and asks me to stay over, i'd probably call someone here and i would also go along to my friend's for the night __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.17.2008, 04:50 PM	#127
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09.17.2008, 04:51 PM	#128
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	maybe.
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09.17.2008, 05:02 PM	#129
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I once ended up crashing at Porky's after I stupidly forget to catch the last tube and bus home. The poor sod still has nightmares about that, but I did buy him a bottle of vodka to seal the deal. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.17.2008, 06:34 PM	#131
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	ARE YOU - visiting London? DO YOU - fancy a place to crash? CAN YOU - endure several tiresome hours of your host playing you endless amount of vinyl/CDs that you'd rather chew your leg off than listen to? Then come to Melly Towers! Comfort - Ha ha ha. Atmosphere - Smoky Ambience - Fliddy Customer Satisfaction - None. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.17.2008, 06:38 PM	#133
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	We have alcohol and ciggies galore here. And Pringles. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	PRINGLES?! I'm in!
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09.17.2008, 06:42 PM	#136
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Right, we have 2 here for the Melly Endurance, er, Experience. Any more on board? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.17.2008, 06:49 PM	#137
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,260	You had me with Pringles. Also I have decided that I would let fellow boardies crash at my place AFTER a rigorous screening process. I can't have anyone who would steal or damage my formidable Snoopy collection. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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09.17.2008, 06:50 PM	#138
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I love snoopy!!!!!!!
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09.17.2008, 06:52 PM	#139
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Wow, Melly! You've actually met the Porkster? Is he as nice as he seems here? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.17.2008, 06:52 PM	#140
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,260	terrible one:You are then a person of discriminating taste, and are invited to apply for a stay at Casa De Benningfield (or whatever the hell) whenever the need arises. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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