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Satan · 11.11.2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

all i wanted to do was start a big bitch fight.

i win.

gmku · 11.11.2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i don't know what it's like in oz and of course we all have different political views. surely it's just as bad as it is here but you guys don't seem to get pissed off quite so easily.

!@@#$$!#$#$ when i say freedom i don't mean fuckface glenn beck's idea of freedom. i mean absolute, complete, no-strings-attached, no interference freedom. to be free. the most incredible feeling in the entire world.

gmku, go get laid. really.

!@!$$, ive never had VD. not what the hep was from.
the cats have been pissing me off for ages. too many of them and they're all assholes because of the little bitch. gotta go.

if i die, i die.

Wow, you're brilliant. And so special. Time to grow up.

Satan · 11.11.2009, 10:24 AM

how long did it take you to come up with that one?

gmku · 11.11.2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

goddamn, how much shit is in your diaper this morning?

oh yeah !@#$$#$@#%#% did you not see that he BROKE MY FUCKING TURNTABLE?!?!

Not as much as what's coming from your mouth.

terriblecanyons · 11.11.2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

all i wanted to do was start a big bitch fight.

i win.

gmku · 11.11.2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

whats that shit yall used to eat back in the 50's when times were hard? horse cock? eat some more of it.

well actually...lets all be nice to gmku. hes old and aint got much time left. lets let him relax in peace before hes resting in peace.

wonder if youll out live keith richards? anyone wanna place bets?

in other words...FUCK YOU.

id spit in yr saggy face.

Ha ha ha.

Genteel Death · 11.11.2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

YOU CAN'T OVERDOSE ON WEED

half of my family is wealthy. i don't have any contact with them, for the most part. do you know where a lot of that money went to? me. do you know what i did with it? i spent it, a lot of it anyway, because i could. i'm starting over kind of. i don't know how many times i've said this. when i was little we didn;t have SHIT, my dad makes bank but it took him a long, long, long time and a lot of schooling and kissing ass and working his way up to get where he is now and i don't get any of it. and you know what? i don't deserve to. but i've experienced both extremes of the money spectrum in my life and i can honestly say i'd rather have the money to wipe my ass with.

I can understand that this is the internet and you can act like an idiot as much as you like because you don't have real people in front of you, but I'd find it interesting to hear you boasting about wanting to be unemployed in front of the scores of Americans who are losing their job every day, or have lost it in the past few years. Seriously, you need to go out more and spend less time posting shite on the internet.

Satan · 11.11.2009, 10:26 AM

aw baby. one minute you're in my lap but as soon as i start talking shit on health care that oldfucks like you need desperately (SOMEONE PULL THE PLUG ALREADY) you take it personal and get all butthurt. it's kind of cute.

psych.

(not you porkfuck)

floatingslowly · 11.11.2009, 10:26 AM

I'm pretty sure that I can make it through two more years of smiles and nods.

after that, who knows.

gmku · 11.11.2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

how long did it take you to come up with that one?

I have a notebook filled with retorts to use when people are wrong and stoopud on the inter nets.

!@#$%! · 11.11.2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

!@@#$$!#$#$ when i say freedom i don't mean fuckface glenn beck's idea of freedom. i mean absolute, complete, no-strings-attached, no interference freedom. to be free. the most incredible feeling in the entire world.

well you could go live in a cave and nobody would interfere with you. but a lot of the things that make your freedom delicious come from other people-- the sidewalks you walk, the restaurants you love with the butter on the hamburger, your smokes & drinks, it all comes from other people. so that creates limitations.

by the way, having been in various kinds of serious dangers enough number of times, and having been dead broke and derelict and practically homeless, i'm also very aware that total freedom is an illusory condition because NATURE, who is a bitch mother, won't let you have it. diarrea, malnutrition, cramp cunts, bedbugs, mosquitoes, fevers, parasites, rats, worms, AIDS, bad weather, unwanted pregnancies, etc, will really put a fucking muzzle on anyone's freedom.

so while in theory freedom is a sweet ideal, in practice is a relative state that you need to manage in relation to very real & serious conditions where you're oppressed.

Satan · 11.11.2009, 10:27 AM

and what am i doing? managing it. relative to the nazi fuck police state i live in.

Satan · 11.11.2009, 10:29 AM

uphill both ways in the snow.

gmku · 11.11.2009, 10:29 AM

Seriously I don't get the correlation of thinking health care is only for old fucks. Kids never get sick? Kids don't get cancer? 20-somethings never need a root canal? Nobody under 30 has heart problems, or gets the flu, or gets pneumonia?

gmku · 11.11.2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

yall shut the fuck up...gmku walked to woodstock with 45 cent in his pocket and no shoes!

Ah yes, the good old days... . I remember them like it was... What were we talking about? Har har.

Satan · 11.11.2009, 10:30 AM

we just need to throw all the sick people in a fucking room together and lock the door.

gmku · 11.11.2009, 10:31 AM

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uphill both ways in the snow.

The only snow at Woodstock was in my head, dear.

Satan · 11.11.2009, 10:31 AM

or up yr nose

amyvega · 11.11.2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

(if you have a legit job) the government is probably most likely going to force you to pay for health insurance. whether you like it or not.

and i don't fucking like it.

i'm quitting my job. i know how i'll be making my money for the rest of my life now. thanks obama. prick.

do we already have a thread about this? fuck it. this is the thread now.

i hardly come back to this site because i'm pretty sure a lot of you are on crack, and posts like this reinforce my theory.

if you want to complain about the commies stealing the crumbs from your whiskers, that's one thing. but i'd bet you'd be even more upset if you broke your arm tomorrow and got a 5k bill in the mail weeks later because you are uninsured.

i don't know how old you are, but i'm guessing you're fairly young. when you grow up you'll realize your place in this world, and how paying taxes is a part of that. hell, i hate where a lot of my tax money goes, too. but i'm not going to quit my job in the name of 'freedom'.

this bill isn't perfect, but it's a step in the right direction. the conservatives will be the asses they always are and fight to protect the unborn, but i think with time there will be ways around that.

i also have a shitload of birth control pills that i'd be happy to mail to you, assuming you are female. i am not kidding, i will gladly send them to you.

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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949
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11.11.2009, 10:24 AM	#124
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	how long did it take you to come up with that one?
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11.11.2009, 10:26 AM	#129
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	aw baby. one minute you're in my lap but as soon as i start talking shit on health care that oldfucks like you need desperately (SOMEONE PULL THE PLUG ALREADY) you take it personal and get all butthurt. it's kind of cute. psych. (not you porkfuck)
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11.11.2009, 10:26 AM	#130
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm pretty sure that I can make it through two more years of smiles and nods. after that, who knows.
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11.11.2009, 10:27 AM	#133
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	and what am i doing? managing it. relative to the nazi fuck police state i live in.
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11.11.2009, 10:29 AM	#134
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	uphill both ways in the snow.
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11.11.2009, 10:29 AM	#135
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Seriously I don't get the correlation of thinking health care is only for old fucks. Kids never get sick? Kids don't get cancer? 20-somethings never need a root canal? Nobody under 30 has heart problems, or gets the flu, or gets pneumonia? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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11.11.2009, 10:30 AM	#137
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	we just need to throw all the sick people in a fucking room together and lock the door.
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11.11.2009, 10:31 AM	#139
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	or up yr nose
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