[Savage Clone]

A nerd with advanced syphilis.

[atari 2600]

she said:

Originally Posted by truncated

My opinion shouldn't really affect you. I don't see why it would.

And there's no denying you know your shit. You just make it very well-known.

Just ain't to my personal taste, is what I'm sayin'.

he said: is "what you're sayin'" that you like a man who is a bit dim?

she said: no, no just one that's, you know,
subtle & more...I don't know...charming...& less...(trails off)

he said: ...less what?

she said: i know what it's like to be dead.

he said: frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

I've got an idea:

You be yourself & I'll do the same.

& maybe along with that you can get a grip on yourself long enough to stop pointing the finger about who you think is pretentious in your odd little thread & just go back to your sex talk asap & everyone can be gleefully happy & gay.

YAY!

political correctness is for those with no soul...for people so insecure within themselves that they actually fear free thought...for people that are so eaten up with Fear of The Other* that they feel that the world needs an all-pervasive code for behavior that basically boils down to don't ask, don't tell ...political correctness is for those that live a double life...one as a cookie cutter cut-out & one as someone with serious anger issues.

* I had to meet my pretention quota for the post.

fag hag or biker babe or somehow both?

That, folks, is the question here, & yes, you are correct, I am being presumptous in the asking of such a question.

[Savage Clone]

To be fair, she named names only when pushed.
Not that she had to be asked twice.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i was just trying to stir up trouble.

[Savage Clone]

Muckraker.
You disgust me.

[atari 2600]

True.

I don't care. I like being included in such wonderful company. I think the topic has been a "who's the smartest here" type of thing before & those are exactly the two people that I listed at the top.

Toilet is at least honest. One can picture him at a huge vat of stinking shit & there he is with a big smile & a big stick, stirring up the bullshit.

[Savage Clone]

Well, I wouldn't mind seeing her in a leather halter.

[Toilet & Bowels]

one of the things i like about being at home when my housemates are out is taking a shit with the door open. and yesterday i did a shit that look exectly like an erect, man's penis.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Well, I wouldn't mind seeing her in a leather halter.

where did that come from?

[Tokolosh]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

one of the things i like about being at home when my housemates are out is taking a shit with the door open. and yesterday i did a shit that look exectly like an erect, man's penis.

Thanks for sharing that with us.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

where did that come from?

From Atari's comment about her being a "biker babe," which I think is off the mark a bit, but fun/funny to imagine her as. He mentioned it again, but then edited it, hence making me look somewhat foolish.

[atari 2600]

I've written about this before, but I had this roommate once that took this gargantuan dump & then called me into the bathroom saying that there was a problem with the toilet & Toilet & Bowels post just reminded me of this haha & He looked like Thurston in the pictures from the first ep & he was very tall too & oh the most important part: this was before the year punk broke...heh...a bit of eternal reoccurence*.

* the quota...

[truncated]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

Some long-winded tripe

I think I've stated clearly on a number of occasions that I'm a presumptuous ass. I'm willing to accept any consequences that result from said personality defect.

Having said that, I am also always the first to admit when I'm wrong. I may be presumptuous, but I'm not foolish or deludedly egocentric.

I am certainly not requesting that you alter your behavior for my sake. Live and let live, eh?

I don't quite understand why these things are taken so personally. Even your closest of friends have personality traits that vex you; people you like, as well as those you dislike, possess both admirable and undesirable qualities.

As I've said numerous times before, despite the fact that khchris whittles away my faith in humanity, I won't deny the guy knows his shit, and can, when he wants to, be an impressive and informative intellectual opponent. !@#$%! is one of the most well-read people I've ever encountered, and chabib is admirably passionate and creative. I'm not handing down a blanketly damning judgement upon your character; even if I were, what I think of you is quite insignificant, I'd say. I'm simply an observer.

My point, through this coagulated mess, is that I'm well aware that not all of my personality traits appeal to others; I'm sure there are a good many people on this forum that find me intolerably annoying. It's a given. I am unfair, judgemental, illogical, temperamental, immature, vulgar, and I like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The same is true of everyone else on this forum. Guess what:

SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

Shit happens, eh?

Originally Posted by atari 2600

& maybe along with that you can get a grip on yourself long enough to stop pointing the finger about who you think is presumptuous in your thread & just go back to your sex talk asap & everyone can be gleefully happy & gay.

Ah yes. Excellent advice. I'll resume my juvenile perverted comments, because really, that's all I have to contribute. Every forum needs a neanderthal!

And if that really is the case, then label me brainless and immature. Upon long and deliberating reflection, I've decided I don't particularly give a good flying fuck.

I LIKE SEX JOKES. THEY'RE FUNNY. I HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A 12 YEAR OLD.

K, going for coffee now. It's been real!

[truncated]

Oh, and wrong on both counts. I think it's been clearly established that I'm a tranny.

[atari 2600]

It wasn't taken personally, I'm used to jealousy. It still makes me wonder just why it happens, but I am used to it.

OH, a tranny. HMM, well, I get no answer to my quirky queer query.


My goal is that we all breathe a little easier & not walk about on eggshells.
Clear the air!
get it all out in the open!

the truth shall set you free, my wannabe eternally pubescent arrested development sister!

[Savage Clone]

What, trannies can't be Biker Babes?

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by truncated

Oh, and wrong on both counts. I think it's been clearly established that I'm a tranny.

fully functional?

[atari 2600]

Yes, we have plumbing questions hehe.

I think she meant train-wreck though.

I just remember the one comment she made about how she liked bikers because their massive guts provided good leverage for piercing her deep & hard, that's all.

Trannies usually can't be biker babes, unless the biker is in prison sans bike & looking for something to ride. Then again, you have a valid point, Savage, because they aren't exactly known for being all that discriminating! Must be their meathead culture combined with the ready availability of hillbilly drugs like crystal meth with which they fund their little gangs.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

fully functional?

I meant transvestite, not transsexual. I'm too cheap to get the op.

Originally Posted by atari 2600

It wasn't taken personally, I'm used to jealousy. It still makes me wonder just why it happens, but I am used to it.

As I've said before, I admire your store of knowledge. Admiration is markedly different from jealousy.

And while I'm not saying this is your M.O. (this is a slight tangent), becoming culturally well-rounded and amply well-read is not, technically, such a difficult feat.

Anyone literate can read a book.
They can even read LOTS of them!

I haven't read a single thing by Dostoyevsky, for example. It is not, obviously, because I am unable to read or understand; it's because I simply don't want to. He ain't my cup 'o tea.

So when I'm standing around nonchalantly at a gallery opening, sniffing my freshly poured merlot and counting the number of goatees in the room, will I look like an ignorant ass when the subject of Russian literature comes up? Of course. Will I be quietly ridiculed, labeled provincial, and dismissed? Of course.

I'm willing to bet, however, that those same people wouldn't know the tales behind James Cameron's birthing of The Terminator. Not that that matters, because that is obviously quite inferior in quality to the Russian classics, isn't it?

Perhaps it is, perhaps it isn't. But I personally find it much more interesting, and frankly, that's what matters to me.

To reiterate: People have a nearly limitless capacity to digest and regurgitate information (synonymous with "university"). The difference is the MOTIVATION behind such a pursuit.

I'm jealous of quite a few things and people, but you, atari, are not one of them.

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

one of the things i like about being at home when my housemates are out is taking a shit with the door open. and yesterday i did a shit that look exectly like an erect, man's penis.

Why is this more pleasurable than taking a shit with the door closed?