[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

I think I hid it from Ryan somewhere. just can't remember where. He has banned me from whiskey and for good reason it seems

spank, spank, spank

[knox]

we're all going to hell.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by knox

you sent me a tooth already.
you can't do better than that.

actually, no worries. I have a friend at work who's from Rio. she said I could get "51" at the local liquor store and that "it's a good one".

we'll see. I might just buy some for church night.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

• ... God save the Queen and a fascist regime ... a flabby, toothless fascism to be sure. Never go too far in any direction is the basic law on which Limey-Land is built. The Queen stabilizes the whole stinking shithouse and keeps a small elite of wealth and privilege on top ....
  The English have gone soft in the outhouse. England is like some stricken beast too stupid to know it is dead. Inglorioulsy foundering in its own waste products, the backlash and bad karma of empre. You see what we owe to Washington and the Valley Forge boys for getting us out from under this den of snobbery and accent, this ladder where everyone stomps discreetly on the hands below them:
  "Pardon me, old chap, but you aren't you getting just a bit ahead of yourself in rather an offensive manner?"
  ... The English thing worked too well and too long. They'll never get all that ballast of unearned privilege up into space. Who wants that dumped in his vicinity? They get out of a spaceship and start looking desperately for inferiors.

- William Burroughs, The Place of Dead Roads

quoted from here

haaaa haaaa haaaa. oh, the english!

[keep poppin pimples]

i hate having to still have the royal family. it's been a long time since britain was relevant to canada at all. having the queen on our money and stuff is just embarassing to me, fuck the royal family so hard

[knox]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

actually, no worries. I have a friend at work who's from Rio. she said I could get "51" at the local liquor store and that "it's a good one".

we'll see. I might just buy some for church night.

They don't let you send alcohol over the post you know.
I know because I've tried.
You'd have to invite me in person.

51 is ok. Not good.
But if you behave I can teach you caipirinha.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Kate Middleton can do better.

now that is the absolute second thing you have ever said that I could even remotely agree with

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by knox

Whisky is badass, and I admire you for it. I only resort to it in moments of desperation and I'll try and get hold of some coke and sprite, which is a waste I know.

With all my urban fag-hagging experience I've learnt champagne is the way to go. It's the most effective lightest kind of drunk. Do not believe in cosmopolitans, there's still vodka in there.

And vodka is evil.

I have a bad habit of drinking too much of it is my only problem. Champagne is very nice as well. Locos that shit kicks my ass from just one. I think they put some other drug in there or something. I was banned from those as well.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by knox

we're all going to hell.

in a handbasket

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by knox

They don't let you send alcohol over the post you know.
I know because I've tried.
You'd have to invite me in person.

51 is ok. Not good.
But if you behave I can teach you caipirinha.

I'm always well-behaved. mostly always. well. sometimes.

and you know that unlike the royal wedding, you always have a standing invitation. and by standing, I mean until you fall down drunk.

[knox]

Well, I am recovering and I think using my drink-making skills to make other people fall down drunk would be therapeutic.

How much are they charging for that 51 crap?

The princess is going to need some of it as she's expected to extract enough priceless prince semen to make white kings. Better do it before he starts looking more like his dad.

I'm actually worse when I don't drink, which is why nobody is helping me out here.

[floatingslowly]

I don't think you could make me drunk. I've tried. it's happened once in the last year after having whiskey AND tequila poured directly into my mouth.

other than that.....*shrug*. I think I'm immune.

[knox]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I don't think you could make me drunk. I've tried. it's happened once in the last year after having whiskey AND tequila poured directly into my mouth.

other than that.....*shrug*. I think I'm immune.

It's not like instant noodles. You need to keep doing it for a few hours.
I'd recommend 12.

[SONIC GAIL]

<3 <3

[knox]

the toilet in the middle tends to be the real one.
kill me.

[SONIC GAIL]

ask nick he will kill you

[knox]

that'd be romantic.
but i doubt.

[knox]

i'm already looking for the appropriate wig and hat.

[floatingslowly]

I think interracial gay marriage should be made a war crime.

[knox]

I think you boys should stop.
Mama is not happy with that.
There are much bigger assholes out there you should be focusing on.