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gmku · 12.02.2009, 09:28 PM

I've been in bed for an hour reading and now coming back to this hell hole for some reason. Good night.

wellcharge · 12.02.2009, 09:37 PM

i went and bought a pizza and came back, i'm trying to start going to bed before 5 am and it looks like i've failed yet again, and i'm expecting the ups guy in the morning and have to go out at night

amerikangod · 12.02.2009, 10:23 PM

Getting a boner to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXFJ7vX8MyI

deflinus · 12.02.2009, 10:29 PM

the holiday season doesn't feel like the holiday season. and i'm not complaining. cutting back on the grass, probably watch some youtube vids and then sleeppp

Dead-Air · 12.02.2009, 10:45 PM

getting frustrated by half answers to questions I haven't asked yet and deciding that virtual long distance relationships with crazy psychics are everything I figured I was setting myself up for.

automatic bzooty · 12.02.2009, 11:04 PM

wasting time.

!@#$%! · 12.03.2009, 12:40 AM

getting slightly plastered after a long workday. im gonna crack the bourbon any second now.

davenotdead · 12.03.2009, 01:20 AM

watched this over and over and lol'd mightily

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw

phoenix · 12.03.2009, 07:52 AM

about to get ready for bed. Exciting!!

phoenix · 12.03.2009, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

about to get ready for bed. Exciting!!

really now. ha!!

gmku · 12.03.2009, 10:40 AM

Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a Larry David sketch. This really happened to me yesterday.

Situation: Offered a ride from a coworker, let’s call him Duke, to go to somebody’s retirement lunch, only to find out there’s no room in his car.

Set-up: Duke mentions he can give me a ride in his truck to lunch. On the way to the parking lot he mentions that, oh yeah, he also offered a female coworker, let’s call her Stephanie, a ride. “Somebody can sit in the middle,” Duke says. “Fine,” I say, “the more the merrier.”

Development: We stop by the office of the lovely and young Stephanie and she joins us in our walk out the building, into the pouring rain, and across the parking lot, all three of us engaged in polite banter. We get to the pick-up truck and Stephanie opens the cab door, and it’s a two-seater with a panel in the middle. “Climb in!” Duke says. Stephanie and he climb in and I’m standing in the rain with Duke looking at me quizzically as if he’s wondering why I’m not climbing in. “Uh, there doesn’t appear to be room, Duke,” I say. He sort of shrugs his shoulders and smiles good-naturedly but doesn’t say anything, and Stephanie is turning a little red and shrugging her shoulders at me. “That’s OK, I’ve got my car,” I say, the rain pouring down on my bare head. “Are you sure?” Duke asks. Pregnant pause, me looking at the panel in the middle where evidently I’m expected to sit. “I’m sure, it’s all right,” I say. “OK,” Duke says, “see you there.”

Naturally we all see one another at the lunch thing. I think of several things to say but don’t. Here’s where the script breaks down. In a real Larry David show I’m sure Larry would have several smart-ass things to say. I keep quiet.

Also, there’s never any other mention of it when we see each other at work.

OK, where are Larry David’s script writers?

Rob Instigator · 12.03.2009, 10:50 AM

what a fucking asshole, gmku.

gmku · 12.03.2009, 10:56 AM

Me? Or Duke?

Rob Instigator · 12.03.2009, 10:59 AM

duke, the fucker

gmku · 12.03.2009, 11:02 AM

No shit. I'm still scratching my head over it. He's either an asshole or just an idiot. Or both.

gmku · 12.03.2009, 11:12 AM

Of course, this is the same guy who once asked me how to send a FedEx package. So maybe he's just not all that bright.

demonrail666 · 12.03.2009, 11:22 AM

next time you should offer to give him a lift, and turn up on rollerskates.

gmku · 12.03.2009, 11:25 AM

Ha ha. Yeah. I'm plotting...

gmku · 12.04.2009, 02:14 PM

Well, it's a Friday afternoon and I really don't feel like working but I have to stay here. No sense going anywhere anyway. The Wedge doesn't open for another 2 hours.

Seandi · 12.04.2009, 08:03 PM

Enjoying decent wine and special treat cigs.

12.02.2009, 09:28 PM	#1421
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I've been in bed for an hour reading and now coming back to this hell hole for some reason. Good night. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.02.2009, 09:37 PM	#1422
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	i went and bought a pizza and came back, i'm trying to start going to bed before 5 am and it looks like i've failed yet again, and i'm expecting the ups guy in the morning and have to go out at night
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12.02.2009, 10:23 PM	#1423
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Getting a boner to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXFJ7vX8MyI __________________
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12.02.2009, 10:29 PM	#1424
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	the holiday season doesn't feel like the holiday season. and i'm not complaining. cutting back on the grass, probably watch some youtube vids and then sleeppp
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12.02.2009, 10:45 PM	#1425
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	getting frustrated by half answers to questions I haven't asked yet and deciding that virtual long distance relationships with crazy psychics are everything I figured I was setting myself up for. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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12.02.2009, 11:04 PM	#1426
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	wasting time.
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12.03.2009, 12:40 AM	#1427
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	getting slightly plastered after a long workday. im gonna crack the bourbon any second now.
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12.03.2009, 01:20 AM	#1428
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	watched this over and over and lol'd mightily http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw __________________
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12.03.2009, 07:52 AM	#1429
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	about to get ready for bed. Exciting!! __________________ tiny and lost.
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12.03.2009, 10:40 AM	#1431
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a Larry David sketch. This really happened to me yesterday. Situation: Offered a ride from a coworker, let’s call him Duke, to go to somebody’s retirement lunch, only to find out there’s no room in his car. Set-up: Duke mentions he can give me a ride in his truck to lunch. On the way to the parking lot he mentions that, oh yeah, he also offered a female coworker, let’s call her Stephanie, a ride. “Somebody can sit in the middle,” Duke says. “Fine,” I say, “the more the merrier.” Development: We stop by the office of the lovely and young Stephanie and she joins us in our walk out the building, into the pouring rain, and across the parking lot, all three of us engaged in polite banter. We get to the pick-up truck and Stephanie opens the cab door, and it’s a two-seater with a panel in the middle. “Climb in!” Duke says. Stephanie and he climb in and I’m standing in the rain with Duke looking at me quizzically as if he’s wondering why I’m not climbing in. “Uh, there doesn’t appear to be room, Duke,” I say. He sort of shrugs his shoulders and smiles good-naturedly but doesn’t say anything, and Stephanie is turning a little red and shrugging her shoulders at me. “That’s OK, I’ve got my car,” I say, the rain pouring down on my bare head. “Are you sure?” Duke asks. Pregnant pause, me looking at the panel in the middle where evidently I’m expected to sit. “I’m sure, it’s all right,” I say. “OK,” Duke says, “see you there.” Naturally we all see one another at the lunch thing. I think of several things to say but don’t. Here’s where the script breaks down. In a real Larry David show I’m sure Larry would have several smart-ass things to say. I keep quiet. Also, there’s never any other mention of it when we see each other at work. OK, where are Larry David’s script writers? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.03.2009, 10:50 AM	#1432
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,974	what a fucking asshole, gmku. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.03.2009, 10:56 AM	#1433
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Me? Or Duke? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.03.2009, 10:59 AM	#1434
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,974	duke, the fucker __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.03.2009, 11:02 AM	#1435
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	No shit. I'm still scratching my head over it. He's either an asshole or just an idiot. Or both. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.03.2009, 11:12 AM	#1436
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Of course, this is the same guy who once asked me how to send a FedEx package. So maybe he's just not all that bright. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.03.2009, 11:22 AM	#1437
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	next time you should offer to give him a lift, and turn up on rollerskates.
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12.03.2009, 11:25 AM	#1438
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ha ha. Yeah. I'm plotting... __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.04.2009, 02:14 PM	#1439
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Well, it's a Friday afternoon and I really don't feel like working but I have to stay here. No sense going anywhere anyway. The Wedge doesn't open for another 2 hours. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.04.2009, 08:03 PM	#1440
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	Enjoying decent wine and special treat cigs.
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