Girls! Girls! Girls! - Page 8

✌➬ · 08.26.2008, 10:54 PM

Thank god I am not a girl, I don't have to be pretty all the time.

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

well you've only been flushing your uterus for a handful of years

tampons require frequent change

tss is rare anyway but always possible.

read up a bit.

Ha ha ha - a man telling a woman about tampons!!!

!@#$%! · 08.26.2008, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Ha ha ha - a man telling a woman about tampons!!!

serial monogamists tend to learn all manner of stuff

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 11:14 PM

Serial homos have no idea about this stuff [facepalm]

✌➬ · 08.26.2008, 11:15 PM

I am a serious homo, or pretend to be one.

!@#$%! · 08.26.2008, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Serial homos have no idea about this stuff [facepalm]

im sure there are other things to be learned in that career path

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 11:17 PM

Yep, like...uh...interior decorating [/lame answer]

!@#$%! · 08.26.2008, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Yep, like...uh...interior decorating [/lame answer]

ha ha ha.

im talking about physiology & what not.

don't be coy!

MellySingsDoom · 08.26.2008, 11:45 PM

Coy is middle name, !@#$%! (actually, it's James, but I won't let that piffling fact get in the way of some witty banter).

Kegmama · 08.27.2008, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

ew ew ew ew ew

tip number 80470857 for girls: DO NOT WEAR PADS. YOU WILL SMELL.

unless you like smelling like a dead animal/rotted roast beef and sitting in your own blood

No doubt. Not to mention it feels like a mattress between your legs. I hate pads. I also hate bleeding profusely from my vag on a regular basis.

Kegmama · 08.27.2008, 12:18 AM

Moisturize! And use moisturizer and/or foundation with sunblock daily.
Wrinkles and age spots suck as much as stretch marks.

atsonicpark · 08.27.2008, 05:00 AM

This thread is starting to remind me of that guitar wolf song roaring blood.

ROARING BLOOD
ROARING BLOOD
ROARING BLOOD
EXPLODING BLOOD
ROARING BLOOD
ROCK N ROLL BLOOD

jennthebenn · 08.27.2008, 07:13 AM

Period pain is the worst. Or one of the worst, anyway.

gmku · 08.27.2008, 07:35 AM

Some simple attire tips:

Shoulder seams should run at the shoulders, not hang past them.

If you roll up long shirt sleeves, roll them all the way past the elbow. Otherwise leave them buttoned.

Your shoe colors don't have to match your pants, but they should be as dark or darker* (for example, dark chocolate-suede shoes would work with black pants). *I don't always follow this rule myself, though.

Don't wear shoes of any kind with shorts unless they're trainers and you're working out, gardening, or mowing the lawn--for all other occasions, if you're going to wear shorts, sandals are the only choice.

gmku · 08.27.2008, 07:36 AM

Don't tuck in tee-shirts or polos--ever.

gmku · 08.27.2008, 07:38 AM

No open-toed footwear (flip flops, sandals) in the work place or to a client meeting--ever!

gmku · 08.27.2008, 07:57 AM

True. And I think girls have more leeway in these things than men.

Shopping tips:

No matter how old or young you are, steer clear of American Eagle.

If you find a piece of clothing that really works for you and that you love, get it in multiples if it's available in other colors--at least 2 or 3 more, if possible.

Never buy clothing at full price and always check out the clearance racks first--you'll find amazing deals in even the best stores that way. In this same vein, you'll often find the best deals in clothing that's off-season, like sweaters in summer, polos in winter, etc. Another good time to look is at the end of a season, though selection is sometimes thinned out--meaning if you find that deeply discounted lightweight summer polo in September, grab it.

gmku · 08.27.2008, 08:01 AM

To find your true foot size, stand with one foot on a piece of paper and then bend over and trace with a pen or pencil around your foot. Measure from heel to toe, and this is your size. For example, 11 inches is a size 11.

Then pay attention to what consumer reviews say about how a shoe fits. If most reviews say it fits larger than its stated size, you'll know to size down from your foot size. If they say it runs true to size, simply buy your size.

MellySingsDoom · 08.27.2008, 08:38 AM

Fashion tip: Never buy any clothes from a shop that has a DJ blasting out crap house tunes (as opposed to good ones) - these shops be staffed by wankers. Damn ye all who enter these premises!

Uniqlo often do good, cheap apparel, espesh for the mens.

A good second-hand clothes store is worth it's weight in gold.

Avoid shirts with horrible fuck-off logos on them.

A good cotton T-shirt will pay for itself.

(For the men): For crying out loud, WEAR A FUCKING BELT. I do NOT want to be constantly seeing unwanted arse cleavage or Y-front exposure! You are not in "Menace II Society", so stop it. Now!

jennthebenn · 08.27.2008, 08:46 AM

Clothes depicting Peanuts characters are always winning, but should
reflect your personality:

Snoopy--cool, unique
Charlie Brown--quiet, insecure, but never down for too long
Lucy--bitch
Peppermint Patty--tomboy leader
Marcie--bisexual intellectual
Sally--lovesick
Schroeder--all about your art

08.26.2008, 10:54 PM	#141
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08.26.2008, 11:17 PM	#147
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08.26.2008, 11:45 PM	#149
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Coy is middle name, !@#$%! (actually, it's James, but I won't let that piffling fact get in the way of some witty banter). __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.27.2008, 12:18 AM	#151
Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	Moisturize! And use moisturizer and/or foundation with sunblock daily. Wrinkles and age spots suck as much as stretch marks. __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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08.27.2008, 05:00 AM	#152
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	This thread is starting to remind me of that guitar wolf song roaring blood. ROARING BLOOD ROARING BLOOD ROARING BLOOD EXPLODING BLOOD ROARING BLOOD ROCK N ROLL BLOOD __________________
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08.27.2008, 07:13 AM	#153
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Period pain is the worst. Or one of the worst, anyway. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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08.27.2008, 07:35 AM	#154
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Some simple attire tips: Shoulder seams should run at the shoulders, not hang past them. If you roll up long shirt sleeves, roll them all the way past the elbow. Otherwise leave them buttoned. Your shoe colors don't have to match your pants, but they should be as dark or darker* (for example, dark chocolate-suede shoes would work with black pants). *I don't always follow this rule myself, though. Don't wear shoes of any kind with shorts unless they're trainers and you're working out, gardening, or mowing the lawn--for all other occasions, if you're going to wear shorts, sandals are the only choice. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.27.2008, 07:36 AM	#155
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Don't tuck in tee-shirts or polos--ever. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.27.2008, 07:38 AM	#156
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	No open-toed footwear (flip flops, sandals) in the work place or to a client meeting--ever! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.27.2008, 07:57 AM	#157
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	True. And I think girls have more leeway in these things than men. Shopping tips: No matter how old or young you are, steer clear of American Eagle. If you find a piece of clothing that really works for you and that you love, get it in multiples if it's available in other colors--at least 2 or 3 more, if possible. Never buy clothing at full price and always check out the clearance racks first--you'll find amazing deals in even the best stores that way. In this same vein, you'll often find the best deals in clothing that's off-season, like sweaters in summer, polos in winter, etc. Another good time to look is at the end of a season, though selection is sometimes thinned out--meaning if you find that deeply discounted lightweight summer polo in September, grab it. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.27.2008, 08:01 AM	#158
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	To find your true foot size, stand with one foot on a piece of paper and then bend over and trace with a pen or pencil around your foot. Measure from heel to toe, and this is your size. For example, 11 inches is a size 11. Then pay attention to what consumer reviews say about how a shoe fits. If most reviews say it fits larger than its stated size, you'll know to size down from your foot size. If they say it runs true to size, simply buy your size. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.27.2008, 08:38 AM	#159
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Fashion tip: Never buy any clothes from a shop that has a DJ blasting out crap house tunes (as opposed to good ones) - these shops be staffed by wankers. Damn ye all who enter these premises! Uniqlo often do good, cheap apparel, espesh for the mens. A good second-hand clothes store is worth it's weight in gold. Avoid shirts with horrible fuck-off logos on them. A good cotton T-shirt will pay for itself. (For the men): For crying out loud, WEAR A FUCKING BELT. I do NOT want to be constantly seeing unwanted arse cleavage or Y-front exposure! You are not in "Menace II Society", so stop it. Now! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.27.2008, 08:46 AM	#160
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Clothes depicting Peanuts characters are always winning, but should reflect your personality: Snoopy--cool, unique Charlie Brown--quiet, insecure, but never down for too long Lucy--bitch Peppermint Patty--tomboy leader Marcie--bisexual intellectual Sally--lovesick Schroeder--all about your art __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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