one year without an orgasm - Page 8

Toilet & Bowels · 05.15.2007, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

it's better when more people drink it. it's fun. i've tried it few days ago. yeah and lemon on forehead is worse than in the eye

you snorted salt, and put lemon in your eye?

cuetzpalin · 05.15.2007, 12:11 PM

yes dear

Toilet & Bowels · 05.15.2007, 12:18 PM

how painfulk was it?

ALIEN ANAL · 05.15.2007, 12:22 PM

go to an Akon concert

cuetzpalin · 05.15.2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

how painfulk was it?

actually, i expected something much more painful. salt is the worst thing. if you do a small line it should be ok. more or less.

Everyneurotic · 05.15.2007, 12:41 PM

you shouldn't start your evening of drink with something like that, i'm guessing.

cuetzpalin · 05.15.2007, 12:50 PM

for sure

Toilet & Bowels · 05.15.2007, 12:52 PM

i'm not going to do it, don't you worry.

Gulasch Noir · 05.16.2007, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Iain

How the hell did you manage that?

I had nightly ejaculations now and then. It's not like this anymore, but I don't have to jerk off everyday in any cirumstance now either. Of course, mostly I do these days, but in companion with my girlfriend.

But it is different, if you restrict your masturbation habits. Some friends of mine seem to literally have to jerk off every morning, like they have to take a dump in the morning.

atsonicpark · 05.16.2007, 03:26 AM

a year without orgasm?

welcome to hell...

A Thousand Threads · 05.16.2007, 06:37 AM

This thread is orgasmic fun.

Cuetzpalin, good to hear that you have somebody making you HAPPy.

ALIEN ANAL · 05.16.2007, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

Some friends of mine seem to literally have to jerk off every morning, like they have to take a dump in the morning.

but if you can..why not? it feels good and it doesnt do any harm.

sun city girl · 05.16.2007, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

but if you can..why not? it feels good and it doesnt do any harm.

yeah and it keeps you healthy.

!@#$%! · 05.16.2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

But it is different, if you restrict your masturbation habits. Some friends of mine seem to literally have to jerk off every morning, like they have to take a dump in the morning.

that's funny. i used to do that when i drank coffee. a nice cup for breakfast, and by 10am i had to blow my load because of the mounting pressssssure. this apart from regular daily sex. i swear i'm not joking! coffee pumps my gonads like a 75HP compressor.

SynthethicalY · 05.16.2007, 07:29 PM

I have to blow at least once a week, I used to do it often as a teenager, when sex wasn't possible.

against_the_grain · 05.16.2007, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I have to blow at least once a week, I used to do it often as a teenager, when sex wasn't possible.

Once a week ! ???

You're SO conservative.

SynthethicalY · 05.16.2007, 07:35 PM

Yes, I have come to the realization that sex isn't all that, it bores me, but not to the extent that I need to exclude it. Also I still see my ex.

against_the_grain · 05.16.2007, 07:38 PM

^ Your personal realization.

I love sex more than ever !!! Being IN LOVE makes that.

!@#$%! · 05.16.2007, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by against_the_grain

Once a week ! ???

You're SO conservative.

he's conserving his Chi

http://www.universal-tao.com/FAQ/healing_love.html

SynthethicalY · 05.16.2007, 07:39 PM

Well it is my personal realization, but I just think I had enough of it, and I am twenty-two. Funny.

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