What's the Strangest Thing Going On in Your Lifer Right Now? - Page 8

Satan · 06.17.2009, 03:01 AM

no, it's resin like a guitar pick guard or something, that's not the problem, the problem is that it would tip over under that much weight unless all the weight was directly in the center of it...there are plenty of stable places to fuck in my apartment.

btw i don't know how to have "careful" sex...that doesn't sound like much fun

atsonicpark · 06.17.2009, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i cry for everything.

Me too

Satan · 06.17.2009, 06:59 AM

i think my cat is a robot

Shifty Prophet · 06.17.2009, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

You can easily pay the bill by PayPal. Fast and secure. Unlike some of us, who are quite the polar opposite...

Oh, trust me I already emailed admin about the bill. Flexible hours, fair rates, what more could someone want from a message board? (<---Rhetorical)

So, is there a list of persons that are slow and insecure which could be forwarded to me. You, sir seem to be the gatekeeper on the subject.

Shifty Prophet · 06.17.2009, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
i cry for everything.

Me too

Is this a stage in your lives or do you guys always cry?

greedrex · 06.17.2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet

Me too

Is this a stage in your lives or do you guys always cry?

nah you're just a pussy, that's all.

loubarret · 06.17.2009, 07:34 AM

My acoustic guitar fell out of my window today and was unharmed.

....

greedrex · 06.17.2009, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by loubarret

My acoustic guitar falled out

....

FELL

Satan · 06.17.2009, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by loubarret

My acoustic guitar falled out
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FAIL

loubarret · 06.17.2009, 07:48 AM

You have the right to fail me.

Shifty Prophet · 06.17.2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by greedrex

nah you're just a pussy, that's all.

My failure to master the quote within a quote function does make it appear that doesn't it. Well, enjoy it while you can, greedrex, enjoy it.

greedrex · 06.17.2009, 09:26 AM

he he

davenotdead · 06.17.2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

no, it's resin like a guitar pick guard or something, that's not the problem, the problem is that it would tip over under that much weight unless all the weight was directly in the center of it...there are plenty of stable places to fuck in my apartment.

btw i don't know how to have "careful" sex...that doesn't sound like much fun

you could fix a couple harnesses above the table so that you could fuck over it, and without harming the table. also, kinkier

Shifty Prophet · 06.18.2009, 12:07 PM

Do it raw no filter or harness. Your furniture is made to fuck on*, seriously, fuck on your furniture. No, it isn't better than the couch or bed, but its fun and if your gonna think breaking it, then well, it would be a worthy sacrifice for a good sex spot. Ok, ok maybe not, but I wish I could tell someone I was fucking on my dinner table and it broke down because of the absurd amount of pussy control being exercised.

*Obviously your furniture isn't made for love making, sex or fucking. All persons involved in such acts should weigh consequences or damage, breakge or stain marks. read your furnitures manual and never just do it unless you own Ikea wood.

nicfit · 06.18.2009, 12:47 PM

phoenix · 06.18.2009, 09:57 PM

I keep frequenting a shit cafe because it is local and there is no where else to go..

Dead-Air · 06.18.2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet

So, is there a list of persons that are slow and insecure which could be forwarded to me. You, sir seem to be the gatekeeper on the subject.

Give me time and I might find the nerve to implicate myself...

!@#$%! · 06.18.2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

you could fix a couple harnesses above the table so that you could fuck over it, and without harming the table. also, kinkier

ah, fetishists! the cult of the object is sort of incomprehensible to me-- i find it sort of embarrassing.

i think i'm actuallly the opposite of that-- i loooove to desecrate stuff.

davenotdead · 06.19.2009, 01:10 AM

my only fetish is that damn sparkly lemon table.

satankernine, next time i'm in nyc, i'd pay for some alone time with the table. you just leave a key under the doormat or somethin, schedule a time you'll be out and let me do my business

terriblecanyons · 06.19.2009, 01:14 AM

I don't see the point to anything anymore. Eating, bathing, watching tv, being on the internet, breathing, being alive. There is no purpose to life. All of my friends suck. Things always fall through. There is no purpose to me being alive. I should've been aborted. I almost was. Life is pointless. All of the experiences we go through, all of the hardships we weather out, all of the good moments and bad moments all amount to absolutely nothing and the big prize at the end is we get to rot in the ground for all eternity, or at least until everyone else fucks up this spinning rock in the middle of space. It doesn't matter in the least bit anyway.

I guess this can be categorized as something weird going in my lifer right now. Kind of an existential crisis of sorts.

06.17.2009, 03:01 AM	#141
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	no, it's resin like a guitar pick guard or something, that's not the problem, the problem is that it would tip over under that much weight unless all the weight was directly in the center of it...there are plenty of stable places to fuck in my apartment. btw i don't know how to have "careful" sex...that doesn't sound like much fun __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.17.2009, 06:59 AM	#143
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i think my cat is a robot __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.17.2009, 07:11 AM	#145
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	Quote: Originally Posted by Everyneurotic i cry for everything. Me too Is this a stage in your lives or do you guys always cry?
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06.17.2009, 07:34 AM	#147
loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	My acoustic guitar fell out of my window today and was unharmed. ....
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06.17.2009, 07:48 AM	#150
loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	You have the right to fail me.
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06.17.2009, 09:26 AM	#152
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	he he __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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06.18.2009, 12:07 PM	#154
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	Do it raw no filter or harness. Your furniture is made to fuck on, seriously, fuck on your furniture. No, it isn't better than the couch or bed, but its fun and if your gonna think breaking it, then well, it would be a worthy sacrifice for a good sex spot. Ok, ok maybe not, but I wish I could tell someone I was fucking on my dinner table and it broke down because of the absurd amount of pussy control being exercised. Obviously your furniture isn't made for love making, sex or fucking. All persons involved in such acts should weigh consequences or damage, breakge or stain marks. read your furnitures manual and never just do it unless you own Ikea wood.
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06.18.2009, 12:47 PM	#155
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	__________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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06.18.2009, 09:57 PM	#156
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I keep frequenting a shit cafe because it is local and there is no where else to go.. __________________ tiny and lost.
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06.19.2009, 01:10 AM	#159
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	my only fetish is that damn sparkly lemon table. satankernine, next time i'm in nyc, i'd pay for some alone time with the table. you just leave a key under the doormat or somethin, schedule a time you'll be out and let me do my business __________________
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06.19.2009, 01:14 AM	#160
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I don't see the point to anything anymore. Eating, bathing, watching tv, being on the internet, breathing, being alive. There is no purpose to life. All of my friends suck. Things always fall through. There is no purpose to me being alive. I should've been aborted. I almost was. Life is pointless. All of the experiences we go through, all of the hardships we weather out, all of the good moments and bad moments all amount to absolutely nothing and the big prize at the end is we get to rot in the ground for all eternity, or at least until everyone else fucks up this spinning rock in the middle of space. It doesn't matter in the least bit anyway. I guess this can be categorized as something weird going in my lifer right now. Kind of an existential crisis of sorts.
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