vagina - Page 8

Inhuman · 12.07.2006, 01:32 AM

"Thirst Quencher"

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2006, 02:59 AM

thats hottt

h8kurdt · 12.07.2006, 06:53 AM

This thread is freaking brilliant.

Speaking of which, has anyone ever read The Dirt?

Well gather round and I will tell you a tale.

So Nikki is a bit down in the dumbs and he's living in a rented apartment with a friend. He thinks to himself "Man, I need some loving". Turns out that a woman lives opposite him, so he decides to try it on with her. He takes round a few drinks and the next thing you know, he gets lucky! So they spend the night together and then he wakes uo in the morning and decides he wants to get back to his bed.
So he goes back into his flat only for his mate to see him and say "Dude! What happened to your face..." Nikki is like "What?". Off to the mirror he goes and BUGGER! He's got blood all over his face...yep you guessed it, she was on and he was so drunk to realise it and proceeded to go down on her without a care in the world. A true gentleman he is.
True story.

king_buzzo · 12.07.2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

fine, better?

could i get an unphotoshopped picture of that?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

could i get an unphotoshopped picture of that?

no.

maybe.

static-harmony · 12.07.2006, 08:17 PM

Why is this horrid thread revived?

Norma J · 12.07.2006, 08:22 PM

Crypto, your supposed ex-girlfriend had tit implants?

ALIEN ANAL · 12.07.2006, 10:51 PM

haha yeh the boobs look kinda implanted

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 12.07.2006, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

discuss this wonderous mystical cavern

I love spelunking with my hands.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.08.2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

Crypto, your supposed ex-girlfriend had tit implants?

no, they're not implants

krastian · 12.08.2006, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

ohhh, yes.
was my girlfriend.

A shame about the was part......damn, playboy.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.08.2006, 02:38 AM

we go on and off
i turned into an alcoholic though
i was drinking everyday
bad shit, man

but yeah, im going to try and patch things up
bought her a puppy today, if she doesnt want it ill keep it
its the cutest teacup chihuahua

king_buzzo · 12.08.2006, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

no.

maybe.

pleeeease

Inhuman · 12.08.2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

thats hottt

Quoted for truth

!@#$%! · 12.08.2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

That is so totally disgusting...

And brings on a whole new meaning to having a bloody nose.

what? you've never heard of an eskimo kiss?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_kissing

well, just... transpose!

!@#$%! · 12.08.2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

fine, better?

that's your gilfriend? you goddamn pimp!

oh man if she finds out...

on the other hand, may i ask, is this an advertisement, and if so, how much??

(seriously man i'd never put my wife or girlfriend up on the internet-- that is of course unless she asks... ha ha. okay.)

king_buzzo · 12.08.2006, 01:32 PM

thats his girl?

static-harmony · 12.08.2006, 02:39 PM

Yep she is.

sonikold · 12.10.2006, 03:30 PM

ah, the vagina... life's greatest mystery...

hey, did you guys know that dicks are just inside-out vaginas? it's magic!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.10.2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

that's your gilfriend? you goddamn pimp!

oh man if she finds out...

on the other hand, may i ask, is this an advertisement, and if so, how much??

(seriously man i'd never put my wife or girlfriend up on the internet-- that is of course unless she asks... ha ha. okay.)

she wont
and no, not an advertisement
this is from a set of pictures she gave me for valentines day

yes, it was a bad idea, but whatever
kinda too late for that now

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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	"Thirst Quencher" __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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12.07.2006, 02:59 AM	#142
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	thats hottt
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12.07.2006, 06:53 AM	#143
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	This thread is freaking brilliant. Speaking of which, has anyone ever read The Dirt? Well gather round and I will tell you a tale. So Nikki is a bit down in the dumbs and he's living in a rented apartment with a friend. He thinks to himself "Man, I need some loving". Turns out that a woman lives opposite him, so he decides to try it on with her. He takes round a few drinks and the next thing you know, he gets lucky! So they spend the night together and then he wakes uo in the morning and decides he wants to get back to his bed. So he goes back into his flat only for his mate to see him and say "Dude! What happened to your face..." Nikki is like "What?". Off to the mirror he goes and BUGGER! He's got blood all over his face...yep you guessed it, she was on and he was so drunk to realise it and proceeded to go down on her without a care in the world. A true gentleman he is. True story. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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12.07.2006, 08:17 PM	#146
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Why is this horrid thread revived? __________________
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12.07.2006, 08:22 PM	#147
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Crypto, your supposed ex-girlfriend had tit implants? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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12.07.2006, 10:51 PM	#148
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha yeh the boobs look kinda implanted __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.08.2006, 02:38 AM	#152
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	we go on and off i turned into an alcoholic though i was drinking everyday bad shit, man but yeah, im going to try and patch things up bought her a puppy today, if she doesnt want it ill keep it its the cutest teacup chihuahua
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12.08.2006, 01:32 PM	#157
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	thats his girl?
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12.08.2006, 02:39 PM	#158
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Yep she is. __________________
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12.10.2006, 03:30 PM	#159
sonikold children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: helltown, ohio Posts: 303	ah, the vagina... life's greatest mystery... hey, did you guys know that dicks are just inside-out vaginas? it's magic! __________________ >>>Thrustin' More<<<
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