[atsonicpark]

Hi, my gentleman

Love never dies natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to
replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals.
It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of
tarnishing. http://link/
I live in a big city and in such crowd it is difficult to notice
a one and only, with whom I will be able to be happy. So, I decided to
try Internet for this purpose. I am not a woman for one night stand.
I am very optimistic and it's very rare that you could find me
in a bad or miserable mood and I would really like to find someone with
a similar "happy" and positive personality. I enjoy nice conversations
about anything and everything. I just enjoy smart and intelligent
conversations regardless of the topic. Building a lasting relationship
starts with a simple friendship and therefore I am really here looking
for someone to build a friendship that can grow into a lasting relationship.
I want a strong, based on love relations with mutual understanding and
friendship. I want to love and respect my man. I want to see him as my
best friend and my lover, my beloved one. If you are looking for the
same I am here for you http://attractiveladies.net/16945/

Looking forward to get a letter from you
Anni E.

[atsonicpark]

So about two years ago i was over at a friends house. Dude is probably my best friend and we got rather close. I had a mad crush on his girlfriend [to be fair i knew her before they were together] and she looked like Dora the Explorer with a giant rack. One thing led to another and before i knew it i was sucking on her nipples while she was jerking me off trying to get me hard. The only problem was that i was sooooo fucking drunk that I simply couldn't get hard. For a couple of hours she tried everything to get me hard and it just didn't work. So she went to bed and i just collasped.

Although i should say that I didn't have that problem the next day. Things happened and then we went to a comic store and i bought Ivan Brunetti's Misery Loves Comedy which happens to collect Schizo 1-3 and some extras. Totally brilliant stuff that's overlooked by a lot of people. the one on girls that he finds attractive is pretty much how everyone has felt. A lot of it is quite twisted, but in a strange way that feels totally honest. it wouldn't suprise me if everyone has these thoughts.

[Savage Clone]

Ivan Brunetti is a fucking genius.
Schizo 1 and 2 felt like they were written just for me at the time.

[loubarret]

I forgot how much I loved baked patoes.

[nicfit]

 

[gmku]

FROM,THE DESK OF DR.ALBART ABAZEEM,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
IN FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
(BOA) BANK OF AFRICA,OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.



DEAR FRIEND,
HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FAMILY? HOPE FINE, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION ANDUNDERSTAND MY REASON OF CONTACTING YOU TODAY THROUGH THIS EMAIL, MY NAME IS DR.ALBART ABAZEEM BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, IN MY DEPARTMENT, DURING THE AUDITING OF THE YEAR 2006, I DISCOVERED ANABOUNDED SUM OF $24M THAT BELONGS TO OUR LATE (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH,GERMANY) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULLY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS SITE BELLOW
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I DESPERATELY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO SECURE AND MOVE THIS HUGE SUMS OFMONEY LEFT BEHIND BY MY LATE CLIENT TO THE TUNE OF $25M, (TWENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) OUT FROM BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO TO YOUR OWN ACCOUNT, HE EXECUTED CONTRACT THROUGH DEPARTMENT OF WORK AND HOUSING HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO AND THE MENTIONED MONEY ABOVE IS HIS MONEY LEFT IN OUR BANK BEFORE HIS DEATH. MEANWHILE, FOR YOUR SMOOTHNESS OF THIS TRANSACTION, I WILL PAY YOU 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS MATTER.

IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED AND CAPABLE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION, COME UP WITH THE INFORMATION'S SHOWED BELOW:-

1. YOUR FULL NAME:
2. YOUR CONTACT CELL PHONE NUMBER:
3. YOUR AGE:
4. YOUR SEX:
5. YOUR OCCUPATIONS:
6. YOUR COUNTRY AND CITY:

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ALL THESE INFORMATION'S IS SUBMITTED TO ME, I WILL
IMMEDIATELY DRAFT AN APPLICATION FORM WITH ALL YOUR INFORMATION'S AND SEND BACK TO YOU, SO THAT YOU WILL PROCEED WITH THE TRANSACTION BY SENDING THE FORM TO BOA BANK FOR THE TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

YOURS
FAITHFULLY,
DR.ALBART ABAZEEM
TELE +22670 83 28 96
OR CONTRCT ME WITH THIS EMAIL)

[gmku]

With schemes like this ^ out there for us all to take advantage of, there is no reason for any of us to be poor!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by gmku

DR.ALBART

a highly questionable link.

my guess is that if you click, you risk losing yr soul (not to mention yr bank account).

[Savage Clone]

One must have a soul to lose one's soul.

[jon boy]

just because you are a character doesnt mean you have character.

[Savage Clone]

Whoa

[jon boy]

one in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Whoa

not you personaly clone.

[floatingslowly]

I have 3 level 80 characters. does this count?

[Savage Clone]

Against your sex appeal, perhaps.

[floatingslowly]

I hear people saying that, but I'm not listening.

in fact, the more our waitress at lunch spoke about dragons, vampires and video-games, the harder it was to stand up.

[PAULYBEE2656]

all the above posts are all relevent!

[chrome noise tape]

 

[Everyneurotic]

i photoshop on the first pic.

[EVOLghost]

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