06.22.2009, 03:20 PM | #16721 | |
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he does look madonna-esque with that gap and all... i am quite looking forward to tim burtons rendition of alice in wonderland. johnny will make a fantastic mad hatter. |
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06.22.2009, 03:23 PM | #16722 |
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we're all mad here. |
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06.22.2009, 06:01 PM | #16723 | |
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ahahahahhaha this makes me laugh hard |
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06.22.2009, 07:26 PM | #16724 | |
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The air can works for loose dirt/grime, but not lint/hair that gets wrapped around the actuator buttons. That's what I have the most trouble with.
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06.22.2009, 07:28 PM | #16725 |
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I had a compulsion to clean my keyboard after reading this. Thanks jerks.
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06.22.2009, 07:39 PM | #16726 |
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I'm out of orange and grape Pez.
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06.22.2009, 07:53 PM | #16727 |
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06.22.2009, 08:09 PM | #16728 |
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Jon and Kate Plus 8 divorce is official.
What now? |
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06.22.2009, 08:23 PM | #16729 |
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Jon minus Kate plus an 8 ball.
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06.22.2009, 08:27 PM | #16730 |
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I lol'd.
Or Kate and Bodyguard Plus 8. Jon and Slutty Elementary School Teacher Plus 10 Midgets Each Carrying a Platter of Cocaine. |
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06.22.2009, 08:29 PM | #16731 |
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Jon and Kate Plus 8 Mile, they get marriage advice from Eminem
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06.22.2009, 08:32 PM | #16732 |
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Jon and Kate minus 8, they give away the children to the highest bidders.
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06.22.2009, 08:33 PM | #16733 |
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06.22.2009, 08:41 PM | #16734 |
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^ proto jon and kate!
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06.22.2009, 08:47 PM | #16735 |
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Hah, they divorce but "the show must go on".
Ridiculous famewhores. |
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06.22.2009, 08:48 PM | #16736 |
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Wonder how they'll handle custody? Each parent takes 4 kids? I say Jon sells his parental rights for hookers and blow and surgery to repair Kate monstrously stretched snatch.
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06.22.2009, 08:51 PM | #16737 |
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They just said on the show they'll both spend time "at the house" because the house "belongs to the kids". So the show continues. God, I hate that bitch. I feel sorry for Jon.
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06.22.2009, 08:53 PM | #16738 |
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Reality TV can die in a fire.
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06.22.2009, 08:56 PM | #16739 |
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my screen flickers sometimes lately. what the fuck.
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06.22.2009, 09:05 PM | #16740 |
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It's trying to hit on you, giving you the ole and the gun, except without the gun.
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