[Satan]

you said butt cheeks. i'm telling.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Satan

you said butt cheeks. i'm telling.

Dave likes to give them that name when he wisphers his secret dreams inside their dark cavity.

[A Thousand Threads]

searching the internet for paintings by Fritz aigner.
I think he's my favourite painter

 

 

 

[_slavo_]

Been watching The Office whole day.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by Satan

one of my cats is named sir george harrison. no lie. i don't call him that though.

Oh yeah, I remember you saying that. I think that's cool. and very funny!

[chairman of the bored]

preparing myself to watch seven samurai for the first time

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

It's not just words he's dreaming of, kind god. I think Dave wants a good round of applause happening between those butt-cheeks.

haha. so 'applause' is what they're calling it these days... i like it. the phrase, not the act.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

corrected. he gives you an opportunity, and you're not even paying attention.

good catch, i was far too gone to figure that out last night. and i read yr post like 4 times

[Keeping It Simple]

Who the fuck prepares themselves before watching a movie for the first time?

[Keeping It Simple]

And what's involved? Meditation on top of a mountain, or something just as batshit crazy?

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Satan

we are made for each other

You know it baby girl. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedooooo....

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

It's not just words he's dreaming of, kind god. I think Dave wants a good round of applause happening between those butt-cheeks.

Remember in Disney's 'Peter Pan' when Tinkerbell is hurt and Peter Pan breaks the third wall and asks us that if we believe in fairies we should clap our hands so that Tink won't die? I will muster up all of the heartfelt clapping of every child in the world.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

And what's involved? Meditation on top of a mountain, or something just as batshit crazy?

Depends. If it's a long movie, I usually give myself an enema beforehand that way I won't get interrupted by nature calling.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

You know it baby girl. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedooooo....



Remember in Disney's 'Peter Pan' when Tinkerbell is hurt and Peter Pan breaks the third wall and asks us that if we believe in fairies we should clap our hands so that Tink won't die? I will muster up all of the heartfelt clapping of every child in the world.

Dear God, give Dave a round of applause.

[amerikangod]

Ok, but I hope he likes his pelvis in powder form.

[jon boy]

it just started snowing so i am watching that and preparing to go out into it.

[amerikangod]

That's actually just pulverized pelvis settling in the atmosphere.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

That's actually just pulverized pelvis settling in the atmosphere.

thats what i thought too, then i tasted some and it tasted all weird. last time i eat yellow snow.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by gmku

Oh yeah, I remember you saying that. I think that's cool. and very funny!

i think it's retarded personally.

i also have iggy and a kitten named lucifer.

[amerikangod]

Yellow snow, at best, is lemon flavored. Not worth the gamble. But light brown snow... someone could have spilled some whiskey.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

That's actually just pulverized pelvis settling in the atmosphere.

time to break out the pulverized-pelvismobiles. mine needs a new engine i think. ran it too hard last season