Ask Pookie - Page 9

Pookie · 10.19.2006, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Drug Induced Child of Despicable People

Dear Pookie,

I recently discovered that I was the unborn child of Courtney Love and Billy Corgan, can you help me find a solution to deal with this attrocity?

Sincerly,
Drug Induced Child of Despicable People.

Unborn child. What's it like in there?

sonicl · 10.19.2006, 07:20 AM

Pookie,

Should I worry about the fact that I've recently been abducted by aliens who put some sort of implant in my brain that controls my thoughts?

Regards,
Porkmarras

PS - I must go now, I'm supposed to be annihilating the entire human race this afternoon.

Pookie · 10.19.2006, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

pookie, why do my feet smell?

Inspired by your name and your question, some jokes for the children of board members:

Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!

What kind of public transport do bees go on?
A double decker buzz.

10.19.2006, 07:44 AM

Dear pookie,

Do you usually pick your nose while reading these threads?

Best regards,
Jico

Pookie · 10.19.2006, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Pookie,

Should I worry about the fact that I've recently been abducted by aliens who put some sort of implant in my brain that controls my thoughts?

Regards,
Porkmarras

PS - I must go now, I'm supposed to be annihilating the entire human race this afternoon.

Are they making you ask that question?

ps - could you wait until I've finished my mocha before you annihilate the human race. Thanks

Pookie · 10.19.2006, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jico

Dear pookie,

Do you usually pick your nose while reading these threads?

Best regards,
Jico

It's asking questions like that, that's got you so much negative rep. Cheeky scamp.

Glice · 10.19.2006, 08:01 AM

Dear Pookie,

I sometimes am required to say some quite serious things. I very often want to laugh, and one time I did a little fart whilst talking to the president of Zimbabwe. Is this normal?

Yours,

Trevor 'Trev-core' McDonald.

porkmarras · 10.19.2006, 10:25 AM

Dear Pookie,
My abductors refuse to bum me every now and then.Is this right for them to do that?

Regards

A tied up pork

Pookie · 10.20.2006, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev-core

Dear Pookie,

I sometimes am required to say some quite serious things. I very often want to laugh, and one time I did a little fart whilst talking to the president of Zimbabwe. Is this normal?

Yours,

Trevor 'Trev-core' McDonald.

Yes, it's normal to say serious things.
Yes, it's normal to laugh.
Yes, it's normal to fart.
Yes, it's normal to talk to the president of Zimbabwe.

You like to get your money's worth, don't you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by porky

Dear Pookie,
My abductors refuse to bum me every now and then.Is this right for them to do that?

Regards

A tied up pork

They've tied you up but refuse to bum you? There's a name for people like that.

static-harmony · 10.20.2006, 02:56 PM

Dear Pookie,

Living in the womb of Courtney Love is horrifying.Should I abort myself or live in this druggy womb?

Sincerly,
Drug Induced Child of Despicable People.

Pookie · 10.21.2006, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drug Induced Child

Dear Pookie,

Living in the womb of Courtney Love is horrifying.Should I abort myself or live in this druggy womb?

Sincerly,
Drug Induced Child of Despicable People.

You think you're badly off? You should see her from the outside.

Cantankerous · 10.21.2006, 02:26 AM

dear spooky,

you must spread your butt(er) all over someone else's toast before spreading it all over spooky's again.

love,
X______________

Pookie · 10.21.2006, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

dear spooky,

you must spread your butt(er) all over someone else's toast before spreading it all over spooky's again.

love,
X______________

Nothing beats butt(er)ed toast. Thank you.

king_buzzo · 10.21.2006, 05:11 AM

pookie,

im hungry

Pookie · 10.21.2006, 07:17 AM

This thread is called ASK Pookie.

How am I supposed to reply to random statements?

Everyneurotic · 10.21.2006, 11:17 AM

dear spookie:

your words of wisdom are needed, someone stole my cheese sandwich at work and i would like to get, as the saying in the street goes, 'medieval on their asses'; so which harry potter movie should i watch to learn a spell to cast on my aggressors?

mortimer byron sutch
glasgow

porkmarras · 10.21.2006, 11:32 AM

Dear Pookie,
Why only smelly tories seem to fancy me?

Kind Regards

Boo Boo if i was you.

Norwich

jon boy · 10.21.2006, 01:44 PM

dear pookie,

i want it with a lady who is already attached. advice please?

david ambrose, chiswick.

porkmarras · 10.21.2006, 01:46 PM

My dear Pookie,

I'm gonna dodge the eastend streets in my drag worst.Save me?

Sinitta

Bow

Everyneurotic · 10.21.2006, 01:52 PM

dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little peckish, what's the most defenseless animal i can hunt for brunch?

ted nugent
the motor city (detroit)

10.19.2006, 07:20 AM	#162
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Pookie, Should I worry about the fact that I've recently been abducted by aliens who put some sort of implant in my brain that controls my thoughts? Regards, Porkmarras PS - I must go now, I'm supposed to be annihilating the entire human race this afternoon.
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10.19.2006, 07:44 AM	#164
Jico Posts: n/a	Dear pookie, Do you usually pick your nose while reading these threads? Best regards, Jico
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10.19.2006, 10:25 AM	#168
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear Pookie, My abductors refuse to bum me every now and then.Is this right for them to do that? Regards A tied up pork __________________
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10.20.2006, 02:56 PM	#170
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Dear Pookie, Living in the womb of Courtney Love is horrifying.Should I abort myself or live in this druggy womb? Sincerly, Drug Induced Child of Despicable People. __________________
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10.21.2006, 02:26 AM	#172
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	dear spooky, you must spread your butt(er) all over someone else's toast before spreading it all over spooky's again. love, X______________ __________________ RETIRED
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10.21.2006, 05:11 AM	#174
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	pookie, im hungry
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10.21.2006, 07:17 AM	#175
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	This thread is called ASK Pookie. How am I supposed to reply to random statements?
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10.21.2006, 11:17 AM	#176
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie: your words of wisdom are needed, someone stole my cheese sandwich at work and i would like to get, as the saying in the street goes, 'medieval on their asses'; so which harry potter movie should i watch to learn a spell to cast on my aggressors? mortimer byron sutch glasgow __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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10.21.2006, 11:32 AM	#177
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear Pookie, Why only smelly tories seem to fancy me? Kind Regards Boo Boo if i was you. Norwich __________________
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10.21.2006, 01:44 PM	#178
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, i want it with a lady who is already attached. advice please? david ambrose, chiswick. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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10.21.2006, 01:46 PM	#179
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	My dear Pookie, I'm gonna dodge the eastend streets in my drag worst.Save me? Sinitta Bow __________________
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10.21.2006, 01:52 PM	#180
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie: i'm feeling a little peckish, what's the most defenseless animal i can hunt for brunch? ted nugent the motor city (detroit) __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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