Pretentious intellectual fuckers - Page 9

Cantankerous · 07.29.2006, 04:33 PM

well i must be, if i can flip you all the bird eleven times in a row without you knowing it, use the word gaggle in the appropriate context, wear glasses, find waldo, and appreciate the genius of debbie does dallas and jesus christ superstar (true cinema and theater, respectfully).

acousticrock87 · 07.29.2006, 06:51 PM

A Dr. Suess book: $9
Where's Waldo: $10
I Spy: $10.74

Has it always been this expensive? I used to have tons of all those. My kids will not have the pleasure of this "reading" stuff until they're paying for it themselves.

Savage Clone · 07.29.2006, 06:53 PM

I have "The Lorax" by Dr Seuss on 16mm film. That was free, but finding a working projector is probably gonna cost me more than 9 bucks.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.29.2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Why is this more pleasurable than taking a shit with the door closed?

because then the spirit of my faeces is able to roam freely throughout the house before i flush, which would not be the case if the door was closed, obviously. and because of the glorius essence of my shit (the glory of which my housemates are entirely ignorant of, and unlikely to be receptive to) i think it is only right to leave the door open when possible.

Savage Clone · 07.29.2006, 09:28 PM

You are a vile human being.

atari 2600 · 07.29.2006, 09:30 PM

He cannot be serious about the daemon faeces ritualis*.
Um, I had a friend that stole a projector from a hallway on a college campus. We decked out this thousand square foot basement to his house for parties & would show Godzilla movies mainly. One Halloween, (pre-operative Popper hehe) Blues Traveler (I am not a fan) stayed there after their Georgia Theater show.

One thing you might try Savage Clone, if you haven't thought of this already, is contacting your local university & see if they have any surplus projectors in storage they could sell you for cheap.

*pretentiousness quota

Toilet & Bowels · 07.29.2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

He cannot be serious about the daemon faeces ritualis*.

*pretentiousness quota

Is my name not Toilet & Bowels? I am King of The Porcelain Throne!

Glice · 07.30.2006, 04:31 PM

Cock.

Glice · 07.30.2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Cock.

Three whole days that considered response took, I hope you appreciate it, you miserable fuckers.

atari 2600 · 07.30.2006, 04:34 PM

krastian · 07.30.2006, 05:53 PM

^A classic.

Savage Clone · 07.30.2006, 06:01 PM

I think there might be a K-Tel compilation of 80s hair metal called "Klassic Kock."

Toilet & Bowels · 07.30.2006, 06:14 PM

i'd like to point out i wasn't entirely sober when i posted that stuff last night.

HaydenAsche · 07.30.2006, 06:14 PM

Greatest thread this week. Bravo.

Phlegmscope · 07.30.2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

Is my name not Toilet & Bowels? I am King of The Porcelain Throne!

Indeed you are. Interesting is also the fact that you've pointed out several times in the past how you're disgusted by excrement, but despite that you're the one who talks about faecal matter more than anyone else here. It's just like Glice and his fascination with cocks.
I'm going to get that $5 book about Freud I saw at the bookstore.

Oh yeah, I've lived alone about a year now and I haven't taken a shite with doors open even once. I'm paranoid about the people in the building on the opposite side of the road seeing me through the windows (although the distance between the buildings is probably 50 metres or so... but still).

Toilet & Bowels · 07.30.2006, 06:52 PM

nothing horrifies me more than scat porn, yet nothing satisfies me more than a sizeable & healthy bowel movement. i believe that excrement should be deposited and flushed, not smeared over one's body, or worse, ingested.

Glice · 07.31.2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Indeed you are. Interesting is also the fact that you've pointed out several times in the past how you're disgusted by excrement, but despite that you're the one who talks about faecal matter more than anyone else here. It's just like Glice and his fascination with cocks.
I'm going to get that $5 book about Freud I saw at the bookstore.
.

Pah. You clearly don't understand the notion of a leitmotif. It adds a certain jouissance to proceedings. Fascination? Cock, I say.

Savage Clone · 07.31.2006, 02:39 PM

Please not to say "jouissance" in my presence again.

Thank you.

alyasa · 07.31.2006, 02:40 PM

This thread is so weird. It fluctuates between pretentious intellectualism and pretentious trashiness. How so very interesting. And on a Sonic Youth board too!

Rob Instigator · 07.31.2006, 02:50 PM

It behooves me to expound on my general belief that this thread captures the true gestalt of the sonic youth forum

07.29.2006, 04:33 PM	#161
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07.29.2006, 06:51 PM	#162
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	A Dr. Suess book: $9 Where's Waldo: $10 I Spy: $10.74 Has it always been this expensive? I used to have tons of all those. My kids will not have the pleasure of this "reading" stuff until they're paying for it themselves.
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07.29.2006, 06:53 PM	#163
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I have "The Lorax" by Dr Seuss on 16mm film. That was free, but finding a working projector is probably gonna cost me more than 9 bucks.
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07.29.2006, 09:28 PM	#165
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	You are a vile human being.
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07.29.2006, 09:30 PM	#166
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	He cannot be serious about the daemon faeces ritualis. Um, I had a friend that stole a projector from a hallway on a college campus. We decked out this thousand square foot basement to his house for parties & would show Godzilla movies mainly. One Halloween, (pre-operative Popper hehe) Blues Traveler (I am not a fan) stayed there after their Georgia Theater show. One thing you might try Savage Clone, if you haven't thought of this already, is contacting your local university & see if they have any surplus projectors in storage they could sell you for cheap. pretentiousness quota
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07.30.2006, 04:34 PM	#170
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07.30.2006, 05:53 PM	#171
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07.30.2006, 06:01 PM	#172
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I think there might be a K-Tel compilation of 80s hair metal called "Klassic Kock."
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07.30.2006, 06:14 PM	#173
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,262	i'd like to point out i wasn't entirely sober when i posted that stuff last night.
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07.30.2006, 06:14 PM	#174
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Greatest thread this week. Bravo. __________________ rip
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07.30.2006, 06:52 PM	#176
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,262	nothing horrifies me more than scat porn, yet nothing satisfies me more than a sizeable & healthy bowel movement. i believe that excrement should be deposited and flushed, not smeared over one's body, or worse, ingested.
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07.31.2006, 02:39 PM	#178
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Please not to say "jouissance" in my presence again. Thank you.
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07.31.2006, 02:40 PM	#179
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	This thread is so weird. It fluctuates between pretentious intellectualism and pretentious trashiness. How so very interesting. And on a Sonic Youth board too! __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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07.31.2006, 02:50 PM	#180
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,959	It behooves me to expound on my general belief that this thread captures the true gestalt of the sonic youth forum __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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