[MellySingsDoom]

Sounds like a three-way pile-up , as featured in a Ben Dover "Housewives On The Job" special.

[demonrail666]

I thought much the same thing after typing it.

[Glice]

Top Ten punk accoutréments

10. Wire-for-laces
9. Studded belt
8. Tartan shorts
7. Baseball cap, pierced.
6. White-tippexed leather jacket
5. Greyed/ shabby satchel
4. Nose ring
3. Dog-on-string
2. Safety pins, anywhere
1. Piss-ugly girlfriend

[Rob Instigator]

Glice for the win

[MellySingsDoom]

Nice list, senor Glice, but I'd add as a bonus place: Disgusting greasy dreads and/or wilting mohicans.

[demonrail666]

I saw a 'punk' woman today in Soho that was dressed so revealingly, and had a body so sexually appealing that I genuinely feared for her safety.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Nice list, senor Glice, but I'd add as a bonus place: Disgusting greasy dreads and/or wilting mohicans.

I wouldn't consider hairstyle as an accoutrément, but you're welcome to demur.

Top ten hackneyed punk clichés

10."We're real punk, not like [x]"
9. "I just wear what I want"
8. "Fuck it"
7. "Punk is/isn't dead [depending on current vogue]"
6. "I don't give a fuck which chord I'm playing"
5. "We're bringing punk into the [insert time period]"
4. "We just got bored of so many lame bands"
3. "No way were [x] punk!"
2. "[arbitrary pre-70s figure] was the first punk"
1. "We don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks"

[demonrail666]

You forgot 'vote labour'.

[Glice]

See? I'm perpetuating the fun of lists by ommiting obvious things, and having controversial entries. Yeah. That is exactly what I'm doing.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Glice

2. "[arbitrary pre-70s figure] was the first punk"

Allow me to indugle in this cliche with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhu0suEHfU

[Pookie]

What about, "It's not a style of music, it's a way of life".

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Pookie

What about, "It's not a style of music, it's a way of life".

Yeah, you put it to the list-maker.

SHIT LIST, No Fans.
SHIT LIST, no fans.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Allow me to indugle in this cliche with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhu0suEHfU

I don't give a shit. That's fucking awesome that is! Almost up there with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMCyJadl9iQ

So into asking for that a a karaoke night. Can you imagine?

[Toilet & Bowels]

it's Radio Birdman, not Birdland. i was disappointed when i heard them.

[MellySingsDoom]

True Melly fax - I spent Xmas Day 2006 getting shitfaced on vodka watching gems like the above clips. Ahh, happy memories.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

it's Radio Birdman, not Birdland. i was disappointed when i heard them.

Gah, I'm concatenating my band names again. Cheers for correcting me.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

it's Radio Birdman, not Birdland. i was disappointed when i heard them.

Have you been telling tales again Melly?

[MellySingsDoom]

Nah, just getting confused again. You know how senile I am, don't you Boris?

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I don't give a shit. That's fucking awesome that is! Almost up there with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMCyJadl9iQ

So into asking for that a a karaoke night. Can you imagine?

I may well be going to a karaoke bar in Brighton on Saturday. If the bar has any Glitter, I'm getting on the case bigtime.

[demonrail666]

 

A word please Terence.