[Satan]

yeah. as a CONCEPT.



theory and practice are not the same thing last time i checked.

[floatingslowly]

people who don't believe in unicorns.

 

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

Its not about god VERSUS science, god IS science and science is an observation of God
but any devil knows that... I thought your were the deific satan, not the freudian conceptual satan of the church of satan satanists..

GOD IS SCIENCE! GOD USES SCIENCE. I am so sick of people being either pro science or pro god. YOU CAN BELIEVE IN BOTH!

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by Satan

1. science was invented by people
2. god doesn't exist

If you don't think god exists than it is not possible for you to belive in satan since he was created by god.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by Satan

yeah. as a CONCEPT.



theory and practice are not the same thing last time i checked.

That depends on the theory and the practice. Music theory? The theory of evolution?

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by godsfavoritedog

Religion and everything associated with it. That's really the only thing.

Oh ... and morbid obesity.

I am offended by extreme left wingers who are offended by religion and everything associated with it since I am associated with it. I don't push my beliefs on others so why should they take offense? I don't judge.

Morbidly skinny people who are obsessed with thier appearance to others.

[Satan]

when did i ever say i believed in satan? i don't believe in any of that shit however i am fascinated by satanism (and metal) and if you knew anything about satanism you'd know that they don't actually believe in god/satan shit, it's more like a code:

The Nine Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.
The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Satan

The Nine Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.
The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

shit's hilarious

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

1. yes
2. it does-- as a concept. the same way unicorns do.

Except the concept of the unicorn is not useful in various developed philosophies.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by Satan

Pretentiousness

Oops, looks like it died behind the starting gate.

[floatingslowly]

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.

I've always loved that one. fucking lairs.

satanism = bored goths

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by pbradley

Except the concept of the unicorn is not useful in various developed philosophies.

but it's useful in various developed fairytales! which have more value? hmmmm....

anyway, re: the idea of god, sure, it's huge, it's everywhere for fucks sakes, and that's what makes it so goddamn annoying.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by Satan

when did i ever say i believed in satan? i don't believe in any of that shit however i am fascinated by satanism (and metal) and if you knew anything about satanism you'd know that they don't actually believe in god/satan shit, it's more like a code:

The Nine Satanic Statements
The Nine Satanic Statements outline what "Satan" represents in the Church of Satan.
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.
The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

Yeah yeah...I was fascinated by all that bullshit too when I was a kid and wanted to be anti catholic and rebel against my parents. I studied up on the topic to freak out my mom and bought books. I get it but it's stupid.I know the whole story and basis..it's all about you being your own god....you'll grow out of it.

[Satan]

lol bored goths. it is.

i don't follow it, i follow my own rules. religion is a crutch, but it makes more sense than any other quote religion though. it's not faith-based. they're not praying to a god who can't hear them.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

Yeah yeah...I was fascinated by all that bullshit too when I was a kid and wanted to be anti catholic and rebel against my parents. I studied up on the topic to freak out my mom and bought books. I get it but it's stupid.I know the whole story and basis..it's all about you being your own god....you'll grow out of it.

haa haa haa haaa

sonic gail wins by K.O.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by Satan

lol bored goths. it is.

i don't follow it, i follow my own rules. religion is a crutch, but it makes more sense than any other quote religion though. it's not faith-based. they're not praying to a god who can't hear them.

You think people "hear" you? Some people pray to themselves and they're never answered

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Satan

lol bored goths. it is.

i don't follow it, i follow my own rules. religion is a crutch, but it makes more sense than any other quote religion though. it's not faith-based. they're not praying to a god who can't hear them.

it's goofy shit and poorly digested nietzsche.

lavey was a huge conman.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

it's goofy shit and poorly digested nietzsche.

lavey was a huge conman.

True that. There was a bio on the history channel about him a few months ago. What a fucking moron!

[Satan]

i'm just saying that anyone on this earth who thinks there is a god in heaven that they can say "ARE YOU THERE GOD ITS ME MARGARET PLEASE MAKE MY BOOBIES GROW" to and their wish will be granted is fucking crackers.



ahahah anton lavey.

con man? of course. he led a religion.

[!@#$%!]

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

there go the interwebs!

and i thought they had been weaved by the devil

o well...