[touch me i'm sick]

no sir, jsut walking. i think i was upset that day nayways because i was betrayed

[k-krack]

betrayal is harsh. were you betrayed by yr partner in love, crime, war, hate? go on!

[Trasher02]

Finding nobody should posy emo pictures, Just because I've always wanted to see a emo with a 'fro

[k-krack]

i never seen Finding nobody before.so i hope he does. enticing!

[Cantankerous]

he looks like art garfunkel, so beware.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by truncated

Porky, you're a peach, but:

1. My wardrobe consists of 90 cent kids' Little League tees from the Salvation Army, and jeans that I always seem to rip at the ass pocket;
2. My hair generally looks like the test subject at a handicapped hair salon;
3. I swear so much I disgust even myself;
4. I consider it a source of great amusement to try and best others at belching;
5. I listen to way more MJ than is considered healthy;
6. On occasion, and for absolutely no reason known to me, others consider me a bit rude.

There is hardly a queue.

I'd tap that. Tap it like a plumber. With my cock.

[Savage Clone]

It doesn't bother you that plumbers have been made fun of constantly for decades regarding the unsexiest of unsolicited showings of their backsides?
At least you didn't use the phrase "pork sword" this time, but you really need to sex up your metaphors a little for a word fetishist like truncated.



We all know you can do it, you windbag.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i've given a lot of thought to becoming a plumber, you get £70/hour to bone bored housewives.

[Savage Clone]

Plumbers are rich motherfuckers. And they deserve every penny.
I would do it too, but doing that stuff in my own house is more than enough for me.
Dealing with the biological matter that flows through other peoples' pipes would be really revolting.
That's why they are paid so well.
Gross, sweaty job ensuring skinned knuckles and biohazards.
Mmmmm.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

It doesn't bother you that plumbers have been made fun of constantly for decades regarding the unsexiest of unsolicited showings of their backsides?

I think you're thinking of builders bums actually. Because you are Lord of the Queers.

[jon boy]

plumbers actually dont do that much work involving having their hands in shit. mostly its just replacing washers and cracked pipes etc. that will be £48 please.

[Savage Clone]

Construction workers provide more fantasy fodder for gays and straights alike than plumbers ever have or will.

I'm sure there are attractive plumbers and unattractive construction workers, but the world of stereotypes is an unfair world.

[Glice]

http://www.gaytoz.com/ShopTrade.asp

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by jon boy

plumbers actually dont do that much work involving having their hands in shit. mostly its just replacing washers and cracked pipes etc. that will be £48 please.

"Not that much" still equates to "occasional," which is more than enough to keep me away.
Even if it's not shit, the average kitchen clog is pretty revolting.
Plumbing work is no fun, but I have learned a lot about it from having an old house. Haven't had to hire one yet, but that day may come, and when it does I will be happy to pay.

[jon boy]

i know plumbers who have never had their hands in shit and are all retired with a nice house at a young age.

'that looks like a dodgy valve mate. that will have to be replaced and they aint cheap i am afraid (£5 from the nearest diy shop) its gonna be at least £70. but i can do it for you straiht away.'

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Construction workers provide more fantasy fodder for gays and straights alike than plumbers ever have or will.

I'm sure there are attractive plumbers and unattractive construction workers, but the world of stereotypes is an unfair world.

Exactly.Construction workers cause my penis to go up and down like a crazed rocket when i take a walk.It's a pity that they hardly whistle at me but i once got chatted up by a 'straight' builder on the tube.I said no because i don't do 'straights'.

[touch me i'm sick]

Originally Posted by k-krack

betrayal is harsh. were you betrayed by yr partner in love, crime, war, hate? go on!

love man. love betrayal is the worst betrayal

[against_the_grain]

hey...is it possible to be emo in 1971 ?....I've got the right glasses don't I ?.....:lol: My sisters dont stand a chance !!!

 

[Savage Clone]

That is suitably non-threatening, but you kinda look like you might be having a good time.

[against_the_grain]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

That is suitably non-threatening, but you kinda look like you might be having a good time.

Well see...I dunno....

I didn't know it was all about not having fun....

I may have looked happy, and yes in general i was....sister from the mainland...cruisin the island...living in Hawaii !!!! But we were eating pineapple at a roadside stand....and I HATED pineapple !! so really..I wasn't at a peak moment right then !!! I pretended to enjoy..but my mouth was aghast at the taste.....

I like pineapple in various preparations now.......