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Old 07.22.2008, 04:11 AM   #19601
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I definitely walked straight into a handicapped sign once so hard I had to sit down.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:11 AM   #19602
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oh i also walked into the doorframe and hit my shoulder on it

i should probably be more careful
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:22 AM   #19603
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thank god i'm not the only one who rams my hipbone into the corner of things. doorknobs too, the bastards.

i'm over doorknobs. they're responsible for many a sore.

once, drunkenly, i was walking out of my door and faltered a bit. slammed my head on the door frame and laughed my ass off for a solid minute.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:26 AM   #19604
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And yet still no pain equals that of stepping barefoot onto an upturned plug.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:29 AM   #19605
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I remember one time I stepped barefoot onto the back wheel of a razor scooter, like that metal thing that you step on to break, and it was hands-down the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life. I don't even know what the fuck happened, like it just hit the muscle the wrong way or...? Didn't break skin or anything. But it actually left a mark for several months.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:31 AM   #19606
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I can physically throw up if I step barefooted onto something sharp. It's like a reaction that goes straight to my stomach. Feet are such a load of old shit sometimes.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:32 AM   #19607
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And yet still no pain equals that of stepping barefoot onto an upturned plug.
i once stepped barefoot onto a safety pin and the fucker was at least an inch into the bottom of my foot

pulling it out was worse
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:32 AM   #19608
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Yeah. This wasn't even sharp, though, it was just rounded. There must be some kind of insane pressure point right in the center of the foot.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:37 AM   #19609
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Blunt things are worse than sharp ones when it comes to the soles of your feet. It's equiv of getting wacked around the head with a wardrobe just stepping on a TV remote control!
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:38 AM   #19610
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gymnastics made me so numb as far as foot injuries. even though i was never hardcore into the sport or practiced for more than a year straight.. dear god.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:41 AM   #19611
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It's definitely true that as a species we should've evolved out of feet by now. Our ankles should've just started spouting disco rollerskates instead. That would be so much less painfull. Quicker too.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:41 AM   #19612
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and more visually appealing.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:43 AM   #19613
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But then roller rinks would be so boring. The equivalent of a school track.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:44 AM   #19614
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:44 AM   #19615
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and cheaper, because we'd already have shoes, basically. fuckin hell. Doctors are clueless. Instead of cloning poxy sheep they should be creating people with rollerskates instead of feet.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:45 AM   #19616
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:46 AM   #19617
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But then roller rinks would be so boring. The equivalent of a school track.

shit, that's true. Fuck. The idea of a roller rink being reduced to a mere pavement is too depressing to bear. back to the drawing board.
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:46 AM   #19618
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would they correspond with skin color, or could we even engineer them as years went on to be whatever color we wanted?
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:48 AM   #19619
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i want to go rollerskating now

i don't rly care if it's only quarter to 6
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Old 07.22.2008, 04:49 AM   #19620
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we'd definitely have to reinvent staircases, I know that much.
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