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Hello.
There are many things I have not mentioned in my posts at this board, and one of those things I have not mentioned is the fact that I have slept with your mother. Not only did I sleep with her, but we also had sex. I am sure you are saying to yourself, "Yeah, right", but hear me out. Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Danny had sex with your mother. It all happened on a rainy night two weeks ago. Was it two weeks? It could have been three. I have been so out of it since I rocked your mother's world. It took a lot of energy to rock your mother's world, as she too in return was rocking mine, at the same time. That made it a little more difficult. Anyway, it all happened on a rainy night sometime in the last month. Danny invited your mother to his house, for fine wine, fine cheese, and eventual fine lovin'. Of course, I did not mention the latter in case it would scare her away. Only after she had drunk the wine and nibbled the cheese did I propose that we get freaky. Before I knew it we were both naked, save for my aluminum arm-bands. It was then, roughly around 11:45pm on that rainy night, that Danny had sex with your mother. It was hard and soft. Fast and slow. It was horizontal most of the time, but on two occasions it was vertical and once diagonal. After our two worlds had been rocked, we retired to sleep in the smooth 100% silk bed, as was required. I have not thought about whether I should do it again, but I have done it once. I have had sex with your mother. Thanks. |
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"Fucking shit", were her exact words.
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my mother is dead.
sicko.
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Although I'll grant you she may have been referring to anal sex.
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My mother is too old, weirdo.
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i thought you were one of them watchoomacallits....
gays? |
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Well unless men can have babies, then I don't see why I can't be born from a woman.
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How am I gay if I have slept with your mother, crypto?
Unless you mean to argue that I am gay, yet in denial, and covering it up with threads such as this. Touche, sir. |
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Two gays-in-denial in one thread? My my, what an exciting board this is.
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It's a blast.
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i couldve sworn i had read somewhere that you were one of them. guess i was wrong, my bad. |
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Haha, well, people like to talk.
If you'd like more evidence of heterosexuality, I could perhaps buy a string vest, or grow a beer belly. Talk about penis enlargement? Whatever you want. |
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no, no
i believe my apologies |
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Danny fucks lots of things, grapefruits etc. And considering a few people on this board are under 20, and mostly around the age of 15 or 16, that'd make their mothers at the least 31. That's not bad.
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you're wrong, you're very wrong-- even if you could have sex with someone's mother, it would be impossible for you to have sex with everyone's mother -- especially under the same scenario. what happened is this-- you had sex with your own mother, and became psychotic as a result of the experience. that's certainly what happened-- you fucked your own mother, and now--through that freudian mechanism known as displacement--you replace the memory of your own juicy, dripping, rusty-trombone-giving mom, for some vague fantasies of internet people you haven't even met. but now you know the truth. |
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What you profess to be the truth is nothing but a lie. By creating the thread, and writing out what happened, I informed YOU that I had slept with YOUR mother. YOU. The person reading this, right now. You. |
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Wait. Huh? You had sex with !@#$%! ?? |
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just take your medication as the doctor ordered, and all will be (eventually) alright... |
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i love you, danny.
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