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Old 05.14.2007, 01:53 AM   #1
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previously on the Days Of Our Sonic Lives...sonicl shows off his Daydream Nation hoodie...Magic Wheel Memory wants to jam out 'Freezer Burn' on 'Guitar Hero III'...CHOUT shares his awesome sonic loot on YouTube (again)...guitarpro is in search for more Goo-era bootlegs...Alien Anal lets his students blow paint thru straws and other artistic shit like that...Пятхъдесят Шест finds a bottle of ketchup very sexy but will continue to remain frustrated until he gets the courage to seduce that cap off...jon boy and Norma J have a fight over marmite and vegemite...hat and beard loves palindromes...Green Magnesium is hoping for a "Don't Look Back" Sister show in order to hang out and cream pants with k-krack...!@#$%! forgets his mother on Mother's Day...Richard Pryor On Fire believes that the handjob is the perfect sexual compromise to kill a boner and his psycho ex uses his phobia of lettuce against him when she turns his car into a salad...atsonicpark's girlfriend thinks his sperm is sour and gross...Gulasch Noir has never had a girl spit - they either swallow or just let it stay in their mouth...Toilets And Bowels refuses to stop snowballing girls despite the sliminess of it that he dreads...master contortionist Bunbury gets a handjob on the top of his head...Washing Machine imagines Johnny Depp, Jarvis Cocker, April Lavigne and Lung Leg in a foursome...Sarramkrop requests masturbation imagery and gets king_buzzo's hairy anus...Brett Robinson is looking for more UFO books and "Dear Pookie" question-answering sensation Pookie wants to know why aliens only contact stupid people...moshe does two posts in a row without any informative links so sonicl not only suspends his porn downloading privileges but also won't let him touch his Daydream Nation hoodie anymore...floating slowly talks about some Yiddish-speaking fish warning us about the apocalyptic end of time or something...cryptowonderdruginvogue links us directly with some three-dimensional vulvas...and swa(y) not only has eaten a squirrel but is also insensitive enough to not even spell the little critter's name correctly...and as we push away the world that looks red...the more we cherish the days of our sonic lives......

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Old 05.14.2007, 01:59 AM   #2
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Old 05.14.2007, 11:51 AM   #4
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