what it's like to live in Wyoming

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 03:14 PM

So me and my friend Roger started talking about how retarded Wyoming is and decided to rant about all the stupid questions we get from people.

Roger says:
That's cuz nobody gives a shit about Wyoming
Except for a bunch of tourists from Asia and Europe that go to Yellostone
Only spelled right

HABEEB IT! says:
yeah
they're all like
LOLOL LOOK
WYOMING IS LIKE
50 YEARS BEHIND!
WOW DIS IS SO KEWL

Roger says:
HEY DOOD
WATS IT LIEK
TO RIDE A HORSE TO WORK

HABEEB IT! says:
HEY DOOD
WUTS IT LIEK
TO NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY

Roger says:
HEY DOOD
WATS IT LIEK
TO SHIT IN A OUTHOUSE ALL DA TIME

HABEEB IT! says:
HEY DOOD
WUTS IT LIEK
TO USE APPLES AS CURRENCY

Roger says:
HEY DOOD
WATS IT LIEK
TO KILL INDIANS

HABEEB IT! says:
HEY DOOD
WUTS IT LIEK
TO LIVE ON A FARM

Roger says:
HEY DOOD
WATS IT LIEK
TO LIVE IN A FUCKING RETARD STATE WITH A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLES AND REDNECKS

HABEEB IT! says:
HEY DOOD
WUTS IT LIEK
TO LIVE IN THE GAY COWBOY STATE

Roger says:
HEY DOOD
WATS IT LIEK TO HAVE EQUALITY FOR WOMEN
OR SOME SHIT
I DUNNO

HABEEB IT! says:
HEY DOOD
WUTS IT LIKE
TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING STUPIDEST STATE EVER

Roger says:
ITS BAD

So, if you've ever been to Wyomaaaaaaaang, post your experiences here. If not, post what you think it might be like. If not, then why the fuck are you even reading this thread. GTFO.

MellySingsDoom · 09.27.2009, 03:21 PM

I imagine Wyoming to be full of people who look just like Yosemite Sam, and containing forests where in-the-closet militiamen eat pork and beans in wood cottages. I also imagine malls the size of Belgium and towns where eating salad is a punishable offence.

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 03:24 PM

That's 90% true. there are two malls in the entire state.

dale_gribble · 09.27.2009, 03:25 PM

brown

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 03:30 PM

yeah, it's pretty fucking brown.

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.27.2009, 03:46 PM

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 03:48 PM

Did you know Brokeback Mountain doesn't exist?

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.27.2009, 03:50 PM

I should hope it doesn't.

dirty bunny · 09.27.2009, 05:50 PM

I've read some mysteries set in Wyoming. It comes across as very Western, you know, people wearing cowboy hats and riding horses. A lot of ranches and not much else. And some people like it just fine.

Nothing that would make me have any desire to live there, though. Not my cup of tea and all that.

pbradley · 09.27.2009, 05:58 PM

I'd rather stop in Denver.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.27.2009, 08:17 PM

what do you do for currency when apples are out of season?

Danny · 09.27.2009, 08:21 PM

I've been there and it's pretty okay. I was just passing through on my way to the Black Hills, from Denver. I ate at a Quiznos in Cheyenne. Thats about all I remember.

amerikangod · 09.27.2009, 08:28 PM

Does Wyoming have any hot chicks? My interest is pending.

alteredcourse · 09.27.2009, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

what do you do for currency when apples are out of season?

pfft....HAHA!!!

I like the name, "Wyoming". It's neat.
And I'd visit. I like places that seem like...nothing. I like big and open, and quiet.

notyourfiend · 09.27.2009, 08:56 PM

I went when I was in 4th grade.

I stayed at some ranch for one night.

I remember being in awe of all the wide open space with no people on the roads.

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 10:23 PM

Today when I went to the mall to shop for winter coats I saw the following things:

-two hairnets laying in the parking lot next to an empty beer bottle
-a truck missing a wheel
-one fat slut in her pajamas talking to some kid with a backwards hat on and a shirt that had a naked lady on it
-a lady wearing her pajamas hold onto a small weiner dog
-one guy with his pants up to his tits
-two quakers
-one scene girl
-a jesus shirt stand
-at least 3 small children wandering around
-a large dead beetle on the floor
-at least 3 mall rats wearing plaid red tripp pants with chains and greasy hair

pbradley · 09.27.2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Does Wyoming have any hot chicks? My interest is pending.

I heard Boulder, Colorado has some great college vag.

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Does Wyoming have any hot chicks? My interest is pending.

my friends are hot but that's about it.

floatingslowly · 09.28.2009, 06:01 PM

it could be worse.

it could be Utah.

trust me. I know.

ps: mail me a jackalope plz

pbradley · 09.28.2009, 06:10 PM

Utah has some beautiful scenery.

09.27.2009, 03:14 PM	#1
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	So me and my friend Roger started talking about how retarded Wyoming is and decided to rant about all the stupid questions we get from people. Roger says: That's cuz nobody gives a shit about Wyoming Except for a bunch of tourists from Asia and Europe that go to Yellostone Only spelled right HABEEB IT! says: yeah they're all like LOLOL LOOK WYOMING IS LIKE 50 YEARS BEHIND! WOW DIS IS SO KEWL Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO RIDE A HORSE TO WORK HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO SHIT IN A OUTHOUSE ALL DA TIME HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO USE APPLES AS CURRENCY Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO KILL INDIANS HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO LIVE ON A FARM Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO LIVE IN A FUCKING RETARD STATE WITH A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLES AND REDNECKS HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO LIVE IN THE GAY COWBOY STATE Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO HAVE EQUALITY FOR WOMEN OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIKE TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING STUPIDEST STATE EVER Roger says: ITS BAD So, if you've ever been to Wyomaaaaaaaang, post your experiences here. If not, post what you think it might be like. If not, then why the fuck are you even reading this thread. GTFO.
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09.27.2009, 03:21 PM	#2
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I imagine Wyoming to be full of people who look just like Yosemite Sam, and containing forests where in-the-closet militiamen eat pork and beans in wood cottages. I also imagine malls the size of Belgium and towns where eating salad is a punishable offence. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.27.2009, 03:24 PM	#3
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	That's 90% true. there are two malls in the entire state.
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09.27.2009, 03:25 PM	#4
dale_gribble 100% Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: the space between dreams and reality Posts: 666	brown __________________
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09.27.2009, 03:30 PM	#5
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	yeah, it's pretty fucking brown.
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09.27.2009, 03:46 PM	#6
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	__________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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09.27.2009, 03:48 PM	#7
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Did you know Brokeback Mountain doesn't exist?
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09.27.2009, 03:50 PM	#8
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I should hope it doesn't. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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09.27.2009, 05:50 PM	#9
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,680	I've read some mysteries set in Wyoming. It comes across as very Western, you know, people wearing cowboy hats and riding horses. A lot of ranches and not much else. And some people like it just fine. Nothing that would make me have any desire to live there, though. Not my cup of tea and all that. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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09.27.2009, 05:58 PM	#10
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I'd rather stop in Denver.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	what do you do for currency when apples are out of season?
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09.27.2009, 08:21 PM	#12
Danny bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 197	I've been there and it's pretty okay. I was just passing through on my way to the Black Hills, from Denver. I ate at a Quiznos in Cheyenne. Thats about all I remember.
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09.27.2009, 08:28 PM	#13
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Does Wyoming have any hot chicks? My interest is pending. __________________
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09.27.2009, 08:56 PM	#15
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	I went when I was in 4th grade. I stayed at some ranch for one night. I remember being in awe of all the wide open space with no people on the roads. __________________
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09.27.2009, 10:23 PM	#16
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Today when I went to the mall to shop for winter coats I saw the following things: -two hairnets laying in the parking lot next to an empty beer bottle -a truck missing a wheel -one fat slut in her pajamas talking to some kid with a backwards hat on and a shirt that had a naked lady on it -a lady wearing her pajamas hold onto a small weiner dog -one guy with his pants up to his tits -two quakers -one scene girl -a jesus shirt stand -at least 3 small children wandering around -a large dead beetle on the floor -at least 3 mall rats wearing plaid red tripp pants with chains and greasy hair
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09.28.2009, 06:01 PM	#19
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	it could be worse. it could be Utah. trust me. I know. ps: mail me a jackalope plz
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09.28.2009, 06:10 PM	#20
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Utah has some beautiful scenery.
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