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How do I get rid of it without doing something stupid like not drinking beer?
p.s. exercising is stupid. |
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given your restrictions, liposuction or stomach stapling
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i have one too!
It's not beer though, it's huh fat. |
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Slimming pills. If you take them while you drink beer you get more high and stay fit.
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Drink wine instead. Or vodka and pure juices, like cranberry.
If you like the carbonation, try tonic-mixed drinks. Belly dancing is one of the best ways to tone your abdomen muscles, but I won't suggest that to you. Instead, I would advise you to sweat as much as possible, and try eating nothing but cabbage soup for a week. |
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ew cabbage soup for a week.
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Yeah, I know. But apparently it works for quick weight loss. Of course, you'd mainly be losing water retention, so it wouldn't entirely last, but I imagine that would be helpful for bloated beer bellies...
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Bulimia, anorexia, hahaha
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Cultivate relationships solely with fat people. Make sure the only people you see all day, every day, are rotund in the extreme. Et voila! You're not thinner, but your self-image is!
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Spare tyre attire, wear one of those ridiculously over-sized belts that are all the fashion or like strap one of those electrical abs toner belt around yr gut.
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general diet change along with something good for core muscles like water exercise. If it is just yr stomach area and not alk over it is also possible maybe you have slight irritable bowel to something in yr current diet?
You cannot lose it without exercise and good food, just like you probably got it by eating too much crappy food and not doing enough physical activity. if you did happen to, say by lipo, it would prob come back pretty soon if you didn't change yr habbits.
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what the fuck is wrong with cabbage soup?
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what the fuck is not wrong with cabbage soup?
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it's a potion of health! blue wizard needs more- i don't think so, i got this tasty broth
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I eat 7-8 pieces of whole, fresh fruit every single day, and as much vegan/Ital food as I can handle, and I never never never fuck with cabbage. there are other ways to stay healthy besides eating things that taste both bitter and bland.. and the broth is cheating if it is made out of 'mechanically separated chicken parts' leftovers... stick to the ital diet, avoid the animal products, they are deadly to the human body ![]()
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the more bitter and bland food you eat, the more receptive your taste buds when chewing the shit of life. Is that an olive? Shit I found an olive! Wait no. Not an olive. Uh, I dunno what it is, but I hope this isn't a bowel from the rain forest. All kinds of parasites there. That's why parrots haven't evolved into man-eating birds of doom, by the way. They're stuck in this cycle of dealing with parasites. Kill humidity, kill humankind. Darwin said so.
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such friends, i'm curious about veganism. the spiritual/ethical reasons for it are appealing but i've heard a lot about how it supposedly doesn't provide you with enough of certain vitamins/nutrients. is there a western/scientific bias against veganism? is it really as healthy as some people claim?
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Nothing! Nothing! I love all soup very much. I've requested that all people who know me refer to me as "soup", since we were deciding on nicknames for eachother. It didn't follow through, though ![]() |
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