germs travel 70 miles an hour when sneezed out

king_buzzo · 11.08.2007, 03:46 AM

can you beat that?

pbradley · 11.08.2007, 04:35 AM

My car can top that in a cinch.

m1rr0r dash · 11.08.2007, 05:13 PM

i googled "high speed germs" and it came up with this:

Unlike many garage punk bands that bludgeoned like a high-speed industrial press in 4/4 time, the Germs, at their best sounded more like a fusillade of ...

Rob Instigator · 11.08.2007, 05:27 PM

germs and any sneezes come out at between 70mph and 100mph, depending on one's lung capacity and diaphragm strength.

jon boy · 11.08.2007, 06:00 PM

has anyone actualy recorded the speed of man jam as it exits the body? i mean seriously i wonder how fast it is?

jon boy · 11.08.2007, 06:10 PM

does that mean his girlfriend or boyfriend where happy or not?

jennthebenn · 11.08.2007, 06:11 PM

you could bruise someone's face with jizz that speedy.

jon boy · 11.08.2007, 06:26 PM

m1rr0r dash · 11.08.2007, 07:25 PM

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

RIPfrey05 · 11.08.2007, 08:01 PM

I throught this thread was gong to be about "The Germs" when I first glanced at it.

jon boy · 11.09.2007, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

not if he's been doing a few lines and had half a bottle of jim beam. even superman needs a day off now and again.

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