Beard laws

Glice · 07.25.2006, 02:24 PM

The rules of beards in rock.

Good beard.

Shit beard.

It's the law, I'm afraid.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:27 PM

Wait,i have a few.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:31 PM

This is an incredible example of why beards have been offending communities all over the planet.The chap in question was arrested and hasn't been able to offend anymore:

finding nobody · 07.25.2006, 02:31 PM

i wanna deeeeffyy the logic of ouur beard laws

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:33 PM

A good beard:

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:34 PM

Elaborated goatees are also punishable by law.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:39 PM

A quick test.Look intensily to these beards and tell us wich ones you think are unlawful and wich ones you think are not:

Glice · 07.25.2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

A quick test.Look intensily to these beards and tell us wich ones you think are unlawful and wich ones you think are not:

Trick question!

Germans and Austrians are required by law to have ridiculous beards. The Swiss guy has a great beard. Nice try though.

Glice · 07.25.2006, 02:47 PM

Great.

Wrong to the power of a gizillion.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:49 PM

The third beard on top is not punishable.You got one right though.The other beards are scarily extreme but they could get away with the law.Next meeting this topic has to be a priority.

Glice · 07.25.2006, 02:50 PM

I trust this man with my life.

On the right, passable, but merits some attention. On the left, shit shit shit.

Glice · 07.25.2006, 02:53 PM

Beard.

NICK! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:53 PM

Spot on.The one on the left is generally sported by people who dress like they are about to leave for sunnier climates but in fact are still sitting on a stool playing singerandmotherfuckingsongwriter music in some pub.Highly punishable and there is a fine on the spot to be paid within 10 days of recieving it.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:54 PM

yes yes yes.

Glice · 07.25.2006, 02:54 PM

Seriously though, are you back on the brown? For fuck's sake man, you have a reputation to live up to!

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:54 PM

tick tick tick.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Seriously though, are you back on the brown? For fuck's sake man, you have a reputation to live up to!

I refused to look at his beautiful face for that reason alone.He thinks he's above the law.

luxinterior · 07.25.2006, 02:57 PM

Savage Clone · 07.25.2006, 02:59 PM

Nick Cave is looking rather frighteningly like Tommy Lee Jones with that ridiculous Fu Manchu.

The moustache is without a doubt the most difficult male fashion accessory (hair or otherwise) that one can attempt to pull off. 98 percent of moustaches are amazingly bad. Best avoided.
Nick, you look so good all the time. Why have you gone this way?

Edit:
I have always thought it was funny that the only guy in ZZ Top without a huge beard is named Frank Beard!

nomadicfollower · 07.25.2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

The moustache is without a doubt the most difficult male fashion accessory (hair or otherwise) that one can attempt to pull off. 98 percent of moustaches are amazingly bad. Best avoided.

Don pulls it off nicely, though.

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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	A quick test.Look intensily to these beards and tell us wich ones you think are unlawful and wich ones you think are not: __________________
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	The third beard on top is not punishable.You got one right though.The other beards are scarily extreme but they could get away with the law.Next meeting this topic has to be a priority. __________________
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Spot on.The one on the left is generally sported by people who dress like they are about to leave for sunnier climates but in fact are still sitting on a stool playing singerandmotherfuckingsongwriter music in some pub.Highly punishable and there is a fine on the spot to be paid within 10 days of recieving it. __________________
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Nick Cave is looking rather frighteningly like Tommy Lee Jones with that ridiculous Fu Manchu. The moustache is without a doubt the most difficult male fashion accessory (hair or otherwise) that one can attempt to pull off. 98 percent of moustaches are amazingly bad. Best avoided. Nick, you look so good all the time. Why have you gone this way? Edit: I have always thought it was funny that the only guy in ZZ Top without a huge beard is named Frank Beard!
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