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unless you're a pussy.
someone i did NOT want to see showed up at my house unannounced today and when i opened the door i said "what the fuck are you doing here? get out." and shut/locked the door.
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its usually what i don't say....
like when girls are like... "we're coming over!!!!!11!!" and i'm like "k" ... then they're like: "well fine, we can go somewhere else" /// and i'm like, "what? i said ok" ... then they're like "asshole" ... whatever bitches, ok means ok. don't expect me to jump up and down just at the thought of yr presence.
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My brother and I had several fights when we were roadtripping that came close to blows. Can't remember the particulars since we were drunk at those times. I do remember calling him a self-hating twat, though. He said I'm exactly like his ex-girlfriend which wasn't much of a threat because she has her shit together more than he does.
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I told some guy that really thinks I'm hot that if he ever molested me I'd have no mercy. NO MERCY!
It was slightly uncalled for, but he never shuts that up about me when I'm around. Whispers to other people and shit. He also thinks Black Flag and The Casualties are "pretty much the same" One is hot, the other is not.
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Violence, gore, and mutilation Dismemberment, decapitation |
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I told my friend "hey lets smoke a bowl." and he was like "k"
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I told her she was a fucking slut.
I wasn't expecting her to go, "I know.... I hate it." and really go into detail about her life and shit. |
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Was it during sex?
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Hahha.
No, it was right afterwards. Today in fact! |
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haha awesome.
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Yeah I'm on, uh, something right now so yeah. I'll probably delete this shit tomorrow, when I realize I vaguely posted something kinda awful.
Anyway... back to this thread. |
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how the hellare you typing properly im like soberish and i cant type
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yea liek wtff
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Eh, I dunno. I keep my composure. It's just acid! Whee!!!
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Whoever posted that picture of the dude with the "THE WHOLE TITANIC" with that face.. in the pokemon thread.. oh my god, I laughed for a fucking 5 minutes.
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Quote:
yeah youre right how many tabs did you eat
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keep in mind I weight 120 lbs and this is only the 3rdf time I've ever done this, for realzzzz.. |
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oh thats nothin. most people dont even majorly see antyhing from one.
shit baby, you be little.
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haha
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No, anyway, me and my girlfriend had the craziest, nastiest fucking sex today. I don't even give a fuck. I'll talk about it. I tied her up and just fucked the shit out of her and made her my little fuck-slave! It was the nastiest shit ever. I mean, jesus. Anything you can imagine. Afterwards, though, we argued. Heh. But not because of the sex!
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was that before you took the acid or after?
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