how to cure a cold?

Toilet & Bowels · 09.22.2006, 10:05 AM

does anyone have any good methods for combating or curing a cold?

porkmarras · 09.22.2006, 10:06 AM

Cures depend on how strong your immune system is,i suppose.It changes from person to person.

HaydenAsche · 09.22.2006, 10:06 AM

It's a fucking virus.

You can't cure it.

Don't smoke as much. Drink orange juice. Take dayquil and nyquil.

sonicl · 09.22.2006, 10:09 AM

Don't bother with Sudafed, it's a waste of time

Don't bother with Night Nurse, it'll make you drowsy all the next day.

Day Nurse helped alleviate the symptoms. So did a mix of honey, lemon juice and hot water (with whisky added at night time).

Toilet & Bowels · 09.22.2006, 10:12 AM

i'm not taking any drugs for it, i want some half-baked/esoteric/home remedy/traditional folklore/urban myth type *cures*

sonicl · 09.22.2006, 10:13 AM

Spiders down the underwear, eating stinging nettles, that kind of thing?

Toilet & Bowels · 09.22.2006, 10:15 AM

yes, any sort of thing that isn't about taking medicine because that stuff is all a con

cures involving alcohol are ideal (noted your whiskey one)

porkmarras · 09.22.2006, 10:16 AM

Lit candles around your bed.

Rob Instigator · 09.22.2006, 10:34 AM

there is no way
just ride it out

Tokolosh · 09.22.2006, 10:39 AM

It helps to have a hot shower twice a day, drink lemon tea/soup, and fall asleep on the couch with the tv on.

jon boy · 09.22.2006, 10:57 AM

take some coke, eat a slice of lemon and walk to the shops. you will forget all about it in no time.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.22.2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

take some coke, eat a slice of lemon and walk to the shops. you will forget all about it in no time.

coke would be ineffective, it would just get caught up in all the snot up my nose

porkmarras · 09.22.2006, 11:00 AM

Hush up Tokolosh,where did you get that from?

jon boy · 09.22.2006, 11:00 AM

get someone to blow it up yr ass then? eat it? rub it into yr gums?

Tokolosh · 09.22.2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Hush up Tokolosh,where did you get that from?

What is it pork?

porkmarras · 09.22.2006, 11:02 AM

Inject your eye pupils with it.

porkmarras · 09.22.2006, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

What is it pork?

Hush up hush up HUSH UP!!

Tokolosh · 09.22.2006, 11:03 AM

Are you talking to me?

Prisstina · 09.22.2006, 11:13 AM

Sleep. And skip school. Thats what I'm doing right now. Not the sleeping part.

wax · 09.22.2006, 01:00 PM

hardcore porn and vitamin c

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