Britney Spears to leak sex tape?

sonicl · 11.21.2006, 08:51 AM

This one's sure to get a few of you excited:

Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie.

Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered GBP55 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape.

But the Toxic singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless.

Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

http://uk.yahoo.com/r/ty/9/pt

jon boy · 11.21.2006, 08:53 AM

we have all seen her have sex pretty much anyway. just watch any of her videos and see.

jon boy · 11.21.2006, 09:09 AM

it will be the most watched thing in the history of the world.

Tokolosh · 11.21.2006, 09:17 AM

Um... I've already got it.

You can download it here

king_buzzo · 11.21.2006, 09:33 AM

*shovel to face

sonic sphere · 11.21.2006, 09:34 AM

i can't wait!

davenotdead · 11.21.2006, 09:39 AM

all celebrities are going to hell.

stenson · 11.21.2006, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

all celebrities are going to hell.

ha! Eat that Kim Gordon!

fishmonkey · 11.21.2006, 12:25 PM

Shitney Beers can lick the back end of my sack for all i care.

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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	This one's sure to get a few of you excited: Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered GBP55 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape. But the Toxic singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless. Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it." http://uk.yahoo.com/r/ty/9/pt
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