Master-Dik

Secret Boys · 08.19.2006, 09:55 PM

What are the odds of getting the actual lyrics to this shit up in here?

finding nobody · 08.19.2006, 11:51 PM

One two, one two, one two titty
I know every nook and cranny in New York City
We're Ciccone and that's enough
I'm the Royal Tuff Titty and you gotta taste my love
Taste my love
Yeah
Come on everybody and rock with me
I am the one on the Christmas tree
Now whippin' out the words like a moving story
Now walking up the stairs and corkin' up the board
Trippin' anywhere, I don't fuckin' care
Put on some dark eyes and wave me goodbye
[Kiss sample: "said she's looking good"]
[thurston does random ciccone rap overtop]
[thurston says something i can't decipher, coughs, and a second Kiss sample begins - "i know" - w/ thurston singing along, then saying "Gene Simmons is an ugly mother.....". back into "i know" and then "c-c-ciccone... we're ciccone" etc... "i know" again... more mumbled shit... "got off balance..??..Sun Ra...?????" ... "like a hylozoic gonna pass right through saying 'all is one and one is too too many'...]
London fuck you're pissing me off
Hollywood weirdo, cough cough cough
Won't you please let me rock you
Now I'm just a boy with not much to do
Everybody says doesn't come from above
You're gonna scream when you taste my love
Taste my love
Yeah.....C-C-C-C-Ciccone...C-C-C-C-Ciccone..
Yeah we're Ciccone...
...aaaaaaaaahhhhh........
We're ciccone...ciccone..c-ciccone..ciccone
...etc...

There's the lyrics. This song kinda scared me at first.. But i love it now

One two, one two, one two titty
FUCKING PRICELESS

DemonBox · 08.20.2006, 01:52 PM

I am the one on the Christmas tree

Haha, that song is so amusing

Magic Wheel Memory · 08.21.2006, 10:13 PM

A great and very underrated song. The way they repeat the Kiss samples over and over is brilliant. To me, it's not just a novelty or a goof. The shit rocks!

guitarpro · 08.31.2006, 06:01 PM

Thurston was funny on Master Dik

Cantankerous · 08.31.2006, 06:02 PM

that's one of my favorite sonic youth songs.

top 40 squeeze · 08.31.2006, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitarpro

Thurston was funny on Master Dik

My girlfriend really wants to get Thurston Moore to sign her tits as the Royal Tuff Titty. Or as I like to think of him: His Highness.

Ripchord · 08.31.2006, 06:42 PM

I was listening to the song today. Classic, really.

Cantankerous · 08.31.2006, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by top 40 squeeze

My girlfriend really wants to get Thurston Moore to sign her tits as the Royal Tuff Titty. Or as I like to think of him: His Highness.

i was going to have him sign me and get it tattooed over.

Illsonicyouryouth · 08.31.2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that's one of my favorite sonic youth songs.

Me too!

scott v · 08.31.2006, 08:39 PM

not really a fav. song of mine... though im ust say its a bonus track on my fav. album.

prefer beatbox version or non-beatbox version?
their is an attempted live version that can be heard on misc live bootleg recordings from a show circa 1987 Europea Tour??? its on that ep actually.

finding nobody · 08.31.2006, 08:51 PM

Wow, i wanna hear the live one! I've never the beat-box one either

Illsonicyouryouth · 08.31.2006, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott v

not really a fav. song of mine... though im ust say its a bonus track on my fav. album.

prefer beatbox version or non-beatbox version?
their is an attempted live version that can be heard on misc live bootleg recordings from a show circa 1987 Europea Tour??? its on that ep actually.

I dig them both,but I think it would be awesome live. I just really enjoy the lyrics its funky-fresh.

schizophrenicroom · 08.31.2006, 09:28 PM

best lyrics ever.

kittens · 08.31.2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by top 40 squeeze

His Highness.

Well, I've found a new favorite terrible pun.

HaydenAsche · 08.31.2006, 09:35 PM

Rap music for the ages.

kingcoffee · 08.31.2006, 09:37 PM

gawd, I love that song!

08.19.2006, 09:55 PM	#1
Secret Boys bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 185	What are the odds of getting the actual lyrics to this shit up in here?
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.19.2006, 11:51 PM	#2
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	One two, one two, one two titty I know every nook and cranny in New York City We're Ciccone and that's enough I'm the Royal Tuff Titty and you gotta taste my love Taste my love Yeah Come on everybody and rock with me I am the one on the Christmas tree Now whippin' out the words like a moving story Now walking up the stairs and corkin' up the board Trippin' anywhere, I don't fuckin' care Put on some dark eyes and wave me goodbye [Kiss sample: "said she's looking good"] [thurston does random ciccone rap overtop] [thurston says something i can't decipher, coughs, and a second Kiss sample begins - "i know" - w/ thurston singing along, then saying "Gene Simmons is an ugly mother.....". back into "i know" and then "c-c-ciccone... we're ciccone" etc... "i know" again... more mumbled shit... "got off balance..??..Sun Ra...?????" ... "like a hylozoic gonna pass right through saying 'all is one and one is too too many'...] London fuck you're pissing me off Hollywood weirdo, cough cough cough Won't you please let me rock you Now I'm just a boy with not much to do Everybody says doesn't come from above You're gonna scream when you taste my love Taste my love Yeah.....C-C-C-C-Ciccone...C-C-C-C-Ciccone.. Yeah we're Ciccone... ...aaaaaaaaahhhhh........ We're ciccone...ciccone..c-ciccone..ciccone ...etc... There's the lyrics. This song kinda scared me at first.. But i love it now One two, one two, one two titty FUCKING PRICELESS
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.20.2006, 01:52 PM	#3
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	I am the one on the Christmas tree Haha, that song is so amusing
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.21.2006, 10:13 PM	#4
Magic Wheel Memory the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Nowhere, NJ Posts: 836	A great and very underrated song. The way they repeat the Kiss samples over and over is brilliant. To me, it's not just a novelty or a goof. The shit rocks!
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 06:01 PM	#5
guitarpro 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 789	Thurston was funny on Master Dik __________________ A hundred dollars used to be more than enough and now a hundred times a day and still it's not enough
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 06:02 PM	#6
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	that's one of my favorite sonic youth songs. __________________ RETIRED
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 06:42 PM	#8
Ripchord the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Amherst, MA Posts: 549	I was listening to the song today. Classic, really.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 08:39 PM	#11
scott v expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,484	not really a fav. song of mine... though im ust say its a bonus track on my fav. album. prefer beatbox version or non-beatbox version? their is an attempted live version that can be heard on misc live bootleg recordings from a show circa 1987 Europea Tour??? its on that ep actually.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 08:51 PM	#12
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Wow, i wanna hear the live one! I've never the beat-box one either
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 09:28 PM	#14
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	best lyrics ever. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 09:35 PM	#16
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Rap music for the ages. __________________ rip
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.31.2006, 09:37 PM	#17
kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	gawd, I love that song! __________________ "No way, man! Cuz dyin' would be a stone groove! Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?" "Yes. Pick up your puppy."
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|