Contradictions

terriblecanyons · 01.22.2009, 12:50 AM

Here, I want you to list the biggest example of a contradiction in someone you know, or something you have come across recently.

I'll start:
This raging republican asshole kid I know is always on about "those damn liberals" and how stupid hippies are for smoking pot... matter of fact, how dumb ANYONE is for doing any drugs whatsoever.
The other day he told me about how him and his dumb friends did MDMA laced with meth.

GO!

GeneticKiss · 01.22.2009, 12:54 AM

For guitarists-

Rickenbackers sound great for ringing arpeggios, but I found it impossible to play that stuff on them due to their narrow fingerboards.

Sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind.

atsonicpark · 01.22.2009, 12:59 AM

I know a rich kid who complains about money problems.

GeneticKiss · 01.22.2009, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I know a rich kid who complains about money problems.

WIN

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.22.2009, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Here, I want you to list the biggest example of a contradiction in someone you know, or something you have come across recently.

I'll start:
This raging republican asshole kid I know is always on about "those damn liberals" and how stupid hippies are for smoking pot... matter of fact, how dumb ANYONE is for doing any drugs whatsoever.
The other day he told me about how him and his dumb friends did MDMA laced with meth.

GO!

Gay ecstasy-induced, amphetamine-fueled sex is well within the rules of the Republican party.

uhler · 01.22.2009, 01:14 AM

i knew a guy who just got a straight edge tattoo that day and was telling me how nasty girls are when they smoke. then 45 minutes later i caught him smoking. he told me not to tell anyone, but i did anyway.

terriblecanyons · 01.22.2009, 01:15 AM

GOD DAMNIT JOSH, I CAN NEVER REP YOU.

He tried to call me out for drinking. He does the same thing, and he's younger than me. THEN he tried to call me out for using vicodin when I got the shit beat out of me. THEN he tried to call me out for being on benadryl cause of this cold I have.
YEAH, CAUSE MDMA LACED WITH METH JUST PALES IN COMPARISON TO BENADRYL.

terriblecanyons · 01.22.2009, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by uhler

i knew a guy who just got a straight edge tattoo that day and was telling me how nasty girls are when they smoke. then 45 minutes later i caught him smoking. he told me not to tell anyone, but i did anyway.

This kid I knew was SUPER into the straight-edge bullshit. Now he smokes cigarettes and pot, and drinks.

GeneticKiss · 01.22.2009, 01:16 AM

The two girls I'm in a band with are lesbians and they often use the word "gay" to mean "stupid"...

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.22.2009, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

GOD DAMNIT JOSH, I CAN NEVER REP YOU.

He tried to call me out for drinking. He does the same thing, and he's younger than me. THEN he tried to call me out for using vicodin when I got the shit beat out of me. THEN he tried to call me out for being on benadryl cause of this cold I have.
YEAH, CAUSE MDMA LACED WITH METH JUST PALES IN COMPARISON TO BENADRYL.

Hey now, Benadryl is some hard-core shit. One of the little allergy ones puts me right the fuck out.

But yeah, calling someone out is just dumb sometimes.

terriblecanyons · 01.22.2009, 01:18 AM

I'm now half-expecting to see drug dealers on the streets of Daytona dealing benadryl.

Another contradiction: the same kid says he doesn't have an addictive personality, but has quit and re-joined World of Warcraft 12 times since I've known him.

uhler · 01.22.2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

This kid I knew was SUPER into the straight-edge bullshit. Now he smokes cigarettes and pot, and drinks.

most ex-straight edgers are like that. there are ones that moderate themselves (like me. i still haven't smoked a cigarette in my life). than there are the ones who just go all out because they never really did drugs in their life before they went edge.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.22.2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by uhler

i knew a guy who just got a straight edge tattoo that day and was telling me how nasty girls are when they smoke. then 45 minutes later i caught him smoking. he told me not to tell anyone, but i did anyway.

You should have been Hardline for a minute and curb-stomped him..That'll learn 'em.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.22.2009, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I'm now half-expecting to see drug dealers on the streets of Daytona dealing benadryl.

Nah, just Dramamine. Benadryl just does that to some people. My friend and I are the only ones that can't take it because one capsule knocks us out for like 10-14 hours.

uhler · 01.22.2009, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

You should have been Hardline for a minute and curb-stomped him..That'll learn 'em.

while listening to one life crew or vegan reich.

terriblecanyons · 01.22.2009, 01:22 AM

I saw my vegan cousin eating a slice of ham the other day.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.22.2009, 01:22 AM

Naturally.

DeadDiscoDildo · 01.22.2009, 01:22 AM

I know a rich kid who was screaming socialism when obama got elected and how he believes the government should not pick up it's 'lazy' citizens who abuse the system. That people should pick themselves up by their bootstraps and hard work will speak for itself.

A kid who doesn't work and is rich off of his grandparents inheritence and spoiled by his parents money. I wanted to punch his fucking teeth out, problem is like most rich white kids, he wrestled since he was 5 and I hate sports so it would probably result in my death haha.

contradictions are beautiful though.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.22.2009, 01:23 AM

^ he can't outfight a bullet.

DeadDiscoDildo · 01.22.2009, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss

The two girls I'm in a band with are lesbians and they often use the word "gay" to mean "stupid"...

I went to a recording workshop and lived in a house with 7 dudes and one was gay, did the same thing. I was like...wait that's allowed? That's gay man!

haha

01.22.2009, 12:50 AM	#1
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Here, I want you to list the biggest example of a contradiction in someone you know, or something you have come across recently. I'll start: This raging republican asshole kid I know is always on about "those damn liberals" and how stupid hippies are for smoking pot... matter of fact, how dumb ANYONE is for doing any drugs whatsoever. The other day he told me about how him and his dumb friends did MDMA laced with meth. GO!
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GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	For guitarists- Rickenbackers sound great for ringing arpeggios, but I found it impossible to play that stuff on them due to their narrow fingerboards. Sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind. __________________ https://handinthefates.bandcamp.com<--music
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I know a rich kid who complains about money problems. __________________
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01.22.2009, 01:14 AM	#6
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	i knew a guy who just got a straight edge tattoo that day and was telling me how nasty girls are when they smoke. then 45 minutes later i caught him smoking. he told me not to tell anyone, but i did anyway.
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01.22.2009, 01:15 AM	#7
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	GOD DAMNIT JOSH, I CAN NEVER REP YOU. He tried to call me out for drinking. He does the same thing, and he's younger than me. THEN he tried to call me out for using vicodin when I got the shit beat out of me. THEN he tried to call me out for being on benadryl cause of this cold I have. YEAH, CAUSE MDMA LACED WITH METH JUST PALES IN COMPARISON TO BENADRYL.
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01.22.2009, 01:16 AM	#9
GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	The two girls I'm in a band with are lesbians and they often use the word "gay" to mean "stupid"... __________________ https://handinthefates.bandcamp.com<--music
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I'm now half-expecting to see drug dealers on the streets of Daytona dealing benadryl. Another contradiction: the same kid says he doesn't have an addictive personality, but has quit and re-joined World of Warcraft 12 times since I've known him.
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01.22.2009, 01:22 AM	#16
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I saw my vegan cousin eating a slice of ham the other day.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Naturally. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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01.22.2009, 01:22 AM	#18
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	I know a rich kid who was screaming socialism when obama got elected and how he believes the government should not pick up it's 'lazy' citizens who abuse the system. That people should pick themselves up by their bootstraps and hard work will speak for itself. A kid who doesn't work and is rich off of his grandparents inheritence and spoiled by his parents money. I wanted to punch his fucking teeth out, problem is like most rich white kids, he wrestled since he was 5 and I hate sports so it would probably result in my death haha. contradictions are beautiful though.
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01.22.2009, 01:23 AM	#19
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	^ he can't outfight a bullet. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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