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Old 12.10.2006, 06:26 PM   #1
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Last friday hayden and me and a few other people were getting drunk and Hayden got wasted.

The button fell off of his pants so he was trying to take a piss outside and Mr.Alcoholic kept walking around with his pants at his thighs. Showing off his blue boxers (He calls them boxers, they looked like blue whitie tightys to me and I was fairly sober) to anyone who cared to look his way.

And he walked all the way from SAs parking lot to SAs bathroom like that.


He puked 5 or 6 times.

You would not believe the dumb shit he was saying.

He is a funny kid, though. All of you should've been there.
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Old 12.10.2006, 06:51 PM   #2
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Old 12.10.2006, 06:53 PM   #3
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Eat me. I'm bored.
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Old 12.10.2006, 07:01 PM   #4
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Old 12.10.2006, 07:28 PM   #5
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Our Hayden?
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Old 12.10.2006, 07:29 PM   #6
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Yeah.

Thats the whole reason I posted it.

He was piss drunk and it was fucking hilarious. I had to babysit him through most the night though.
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Old 12.10.2006, 09:24 PM   #7
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you met hayden already?
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Old 12.10.2006, 09:36 PM   #8
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Not sure if that was a sarcastic comment or not ALEIN, but Im assuming Better Than You and Hayden knew eachother outside of this forum because they're from the same area
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Old 12.10.2006, 09:38 PM   #9
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ooh ok, hah silly me. Is having red hair the only way to get into their town? :P
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Old 12.10.2006, 10:35 PM   #10
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Old 12.11.2006, 01:24 AM   #11
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Why, yes. I was piss fucking drunk.

Drone, you hit Willmar pretty much spot on.
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Old 12.11.2006, 01:56 AM   #12
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Oh, and they were boxer-briefs. You're wrong, ema. FACE IT.
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Old 12.11.2006, 06:46 AM   #13
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i can sleep at night now.
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Old 12.11.2006, 07:18 AM   #14
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i can sleep at night now.


really fishmonkey???

yeah, my life is fuckin complete now.
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Old 12.11.2006, 07:22 AM   #15
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Why do i keep on thinking that this Better_Than_You business might be Hayden in disguise?
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Old 12.11.2006, 07:42 AM   #16
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Why do i keep on thinking that this Better_Than_You business might be Hayden in disguise?

yeah i think so too...


i'm gonna create "fishdonkey" its an adaptation of Fishmonkey where i can come online and go OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..... define me define me love me love me.....

guess what Fishdonkey done last nite Dorkmarras... guess... have a guess go on......go on guess.....
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Old 12.11.2006, 08:39 AM   #17
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Why do i keep on thinking that this Better_Than_You business might be Hayden in disguise?

*rolls eyes*

Because you're a paranoid fuck.
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Old 12.11.2006, 08:40 AM   #18
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Is having red hair the only way to get into their town? :P

We call the non-red heads "cunts" or "mexicans", and we burn them when they're born.
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Old 12.11.2006, 08:41 AM   #19
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*rolls eyes*

Because you're a paranoid fuck.
You see?The temper is starting to show.Haydenette anyone?

Hello Haydenette!
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busted.
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