[floatingslowly]

please take a moment today to verbally assault and berate a fellow boardie in manner which creates a 10 page masterpiece of destruction.

don't get me wrong, all the threads on page one are incredibly interesting, but there hasn't been a good fight to hold my attention in a long time.

thanks to this weekend's power outage, I've been finding myself reading the WoW boards again. name calling and general hostility abound, and it keeps my eyebulbs jumping from word to word.

let's show the interweb what this place is made of. bring out yr trolls, your witty comebacks and even yr lolcats if needed, but please, just BRING IT.

so....I'm going to alt-tab, push a few buttons and drink another cup of coffee. when I get back, I expect a full-on text battle.

[SynthethicalY]

You fucking cunt. Have no time for you now. You are going on my ignore list. Later cunty twat.

[screamingskull]

where's Hayden Ass when you need him?

[atsonicpark]

i dunno, i keep insulting the magik markers, their drummer even made an appearance, but nothing has happened yet.

sHUT UP, YOU TWAT. LaWLLL!!! nooB

[MellySingsDoom]

Someone here's farted.

[ALIEN ANAL]

i hate the sound of farts in movies
i think gloating slowly is that sound

[sonicl]

You have some spinach in your teeth.

[SynthethicalY]

I hate sonicl quirky moods.

[sonicl]

You have faeces on the end of your todger.

You have a lot to answer for when it comes to her disappearence, you child-hating scumbag of a fag:
Madeleine McCann

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by sonicl

You have faeces on the end of your todger.

You have semen between your teeth.

[floatingslowly]

the results of the first match:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i hate the sound of farts in movies
i think gloating slowly is that sound

WIN. you move on to the next round for creative recombination of my name.

congrats.

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

You fucking cunt. Have no time for you now. You are going on my ignore list. Later cunty twat.

FAIL. I'm sorry, but I really doubt you are actually ignoring me (I might say something nasty about you). please accept this consolation prize:

 

Originally Posted by sarrampork

sHUT UP, YOU TWAT. LaWLLL!!! nooB

I expect better from you. you have too much potential to dismiss, but yr treading on thin ice missy.

[sonicl]

You have semen between your ass cheeks.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

You have semen between your teeth.

I take back yr disqualification, but feel free to keep yr prize.

[ALIEN ANAL]

your dad complained to me today, saying he is sick of tasting my cum in your moms pussy

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by sonicl

You have semen between your ass cheeks.

You fail to see that that is your own arse that is glued with the sticky stuff.

[demonrail666]

jimi hendrix is overrated. that tends to work.

[sonicl]

You have hairy palms.

[floatingslowly]

wow!

not even into the second page and the jism is flying.

I wanted a drama thread, not a turkish bath you fucking meat-caverns.