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invito al cielo
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
I don't even know why I try these, I wish I found one that would argue with me. Me: are you the son of Jesus God: Yes I am the one and only son of Jesus. Me: No you're not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: yes. God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: "Shut the fuck up" God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: right God: Are you serious? I wasn't? Me: fuck off? God: Can't you be more polite? Me: nigger fag? God: Tell me a story.
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Join Date: May 2006
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Me: GOD God: GOD rules. Me: doesn religion aprove of anal sex? God: it is more fun alone. 2Me: yes i like anuses God: Pardon me? You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. 3Me: god, are you gay? God: I am a Christian. Me: so definately.... God: That's cool. What makes you so certain. Me: the christian part God: Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better. |
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#3 |
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Location: mars attacks
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me: im out of here im going to buy a case of wine and drink most of it
god: i don't give a shit me: neither do it but keep your crucifixions to yourself |
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expwy. to yr skull
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God listens to Kraftwerk
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god's a genious |
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Location: Southern California
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Me: So...Am I on the naught or nice list?
God: Groovy. I think you've improved a great deal. Me: But which list am I on? God:The blue one, I think. Me:So the nice one? God:Yikes! Which one is that? Me:The blue one. God:Which one is that? Me:the blue one. God:Which one is that? Me:the one next to the green one. God:I think I know that one. Me:good. God:What do you really want to talk about? Me:which fucking list I am on. God:The large one, I think. Me:so the nice blue large one? God:Aw. Which one is that? Me:the nice blue large one. God:Which one is that? Me:the one next to the naught small green one. God:I think I know that one. Me:good. God:What do you really want to talk about? Me: Fuck you, santa! |
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fucking funny
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#8 |
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Me:
What have you bought Jesus for his birthday? God: I have been busy growing my mind. Me: Are you sure he will appreciate that? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: Error. God: That is a very original thought. Me: Error. |
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the destroyed room
Join Date: Dec 2006
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My godfather thinks that as long as you believe in Jesus you'll go to Heaven. Is it really that easy? God: Do robots have godfather thinks that as long as me believe in Jesus me will go to Heaven? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is. Me: Could you ask him for me? I'm sure he's nearer to you. God: I will ask him next time he is here. I see. nearer to me is he? Me: Quite RLY God: Perhaps. Who are you talking about? Me: John Lennon. God: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin. Me: I wasn't aware of that. God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: Excuse me? God: You're excused. Me: Thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: Don't Catholics piss you off? With the whole changing of the bible whenever they feel like it... God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. That sounds like a plan. |
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I am currently inserting Catholic bias into this thread.
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children of satan
Join Date: Mar 2006
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God, are you wise? God: I am a Christian. Me: ALLAh. God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: ALLAH. God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH. God: What is your real name? Me: ALLAH. God: It's good to meet you, ALLAH. Me: BUDDAH AND YOU CAN SUCK IT. God: "it" being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH? Me: GO AHEAD SUCK ALLAH. YOU FAKE. God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. I might. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALLAH said I FAKE. |
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children of satan
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the destroyed room
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I wish I could rep god. What an awesome way to end a conversation. |
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nigger God: Is that from ? Me: it's from the fast and the furious God: nigger is from the fast and the furious? it is? Me: yes, bruce wayne says nigger a lot God: How do you know it is? I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: you told me God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: okay, so you were racist god God: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. I was? Me: yeah, because you said bruce wayne says nigger a lot God: When? Good reason. Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: you told me that fuck God: I said that? Please don't be so rude. Me: BITCH PLZ God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Me: would you care for a warm glass of tea, God? God: I am not so sure if I would like to care for a warm glass of tea God. ...I just want to break this thing.
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#18 |
the end of the ugly
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WHOREOHSCOPE, you post too damn much.
Get a life, biatch!
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#20 |
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You can rep god..because here he is.
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