i'm totally being swf-ed

girlgun · 11.26.2008, 06:51 PM

by my mean old boss' granddaughter.

advice? please help me.

i can't tell her to get fucked because she'll get me fired, but she's creeping me the fuck out. and i HATE her.

Pookie · 11.26.2008, 06:54 PM

Translation please flopsy doodle.

girlgun · 11.26.2008, 06:58 PM

single white femaled. god, you're so english.

Pookie · 11.26.2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun

god, you're so english.

Thank you.

girlgun · 11.26.2008, 07:01 PM

i'm angry and creeped out. she texts me every 10 minutes ..... "i fucking love you" and she tries to take my picture everytime i see her.

gmku · 11.26.2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

single white femaled. god, you're so english.

Translation, please. Seriously, I still don't understand.

Pookie · 11.26.2008, 07:06 PM

Tell her to get fucked.

In England you can't be fired for refusing lady-sex with a woman, even if it's the boss's granddaughter. I'm sure your backward land can't be too far behind in this respect.

Spot the serious answer hidden among the twattery, poodle.

floatingslowly · 11.26.2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Translation, please. Seriously, I still don't understand.

I don't understand how in this Age of Information, people can't ever understand.

srsly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_White_Female

11.26.2008, 07:17 PM

dinner party

Pookie · 11.26.2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I don't understand how in this Age of Information, people can't ever understand.

srsly.

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srsly.

gmku · 11.26.2008, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I don't understand how in this Age of Information, people can't ever understand.

srsly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_White_Female

Oh fuck you. You understand that? Jerk.

jon boy · 11.26.2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i'm angry and creeped out. she texts me every 10 minutes ..... "i fucking love you" and she tries to take my picture everytime i see her.

tell her she needs to stop messing with you and to please leave yo alone. if you get fired over that then take them to court. if you have any pets then i would lock them in the house for a few weeks less you find them on the stove.

gmku · 11.26.2008, 08:00 PM

girlgun, I quite seriously would think about consulting a good lawyer about this. This is simply unacceptable.

tesla69 · 11.26.2008, 08:00 PM

You hate her because she has power over you and it sounds like she knows it. (umm, because she might get you fired is substantial power in my book especially in this economy) Does she work with you or does she just trot around Gramps' workplace, where she's a little princess. But there must be something inappropriate about her appeals to you, because I think at least many of the males on this board and even some of the womens would be pleased if a young woman was making such overtures. is she physically unattractive to you? you could have the groovy hate fuck of your life, and then she might turn out to be a sad damaged girl who will worship you and you find you make her the total focus of your life and then you inherit the business when the immortality serum Gramps has been using is proven to not work.

pbradley · 11.26.2008, 08:05 PM

in b4 "I'm totally being nsfw-ed" parody

gmku · 11.26.2008, 08:07 PM

My wife has been totally MWM-ing me lately.

phoenix · 11.26.2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun

by my mean old boss' granddaughter.

advice? please help me.

i can't tell her to get fucked because she'll get me fired, but she's creeping me the fuck out. and i HATE her.

stop wearing deodorant to work? tell endlessly long stories that have no point and keep telling her she's 'not listening'?

hmmm. just be annoying.

davenotdead · 11.26.2008, 10:48 PM

there are ways my pet.

Dead-Air · 11.27.2008, 12:29 AM

So you don't like your boss and her granddaughter is stalking you as well? I know the economy sucks, but there still usually is someplace else to work.

nicfit · 11.28.2008, 12:56 PM

dang, hoped for a streaming vid with your sister in it.

nicfit's creepiest post of the month.

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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	by my mean old boss' granddaughter. advice? please help me. i can't tell her to get fucked because she'll get me fired, but she's creeping me the fuck out. and i HATE her.
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Translation please flopsy doodle.
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	single white femaled. god, you're so english.
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	i'm angry and creeped out. she texts me every 10 minutes ..... "i fucking love you" and she tries to take my picture everytime i see her.
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Tell her to get fucked. In England you can't be fired for refusing lady-sex with a woman, even if it's the boss's granddaughter. I'm sure your backward land can't be too far behind in this respect. Spot the serious answer hidden among the twattery, poodle.
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sarramkrop Posts: n/a	dinner party
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	girlgun, I quite seriously would think about consulting a good lawyer about this. This is simply unacceptable. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	You hate her because she has power over you and it sounds like she knows it. (umm, because she might get you fired is substantial power in my book especially in this economy) Does she work with you or does she just trot around Gramps' workplace, where she's a little princess. But there must be something inappropriate about her appeals to you, because I think at least many of the males on this board and even some of the womens would be pleased if a young woman was making such overtures. is she physically unattractive to you? you could have the groovy hate fuck of your life, and then she might turn out to be a sad damaged girl who will worship you and you find you make her the total focus of your life and then you inherit the business when the immortality serum Gramps has been using is proven to not work.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	in b4 "I'm totally being nsfw-ed" parody
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	My wife has been totally MWM-ing me lately. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	there are ways my pet. __________________
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	So you don't like your boss and her granddaughter is stalking you as well? I know the economy sucks, but there still usually is someplace else to work. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	dang, hoped for a streaming vid with your sister in it. nicfit's creepiest post of the month. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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