10.02.2006, 09:09 AM | #1 |
bad moon rising
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Shoreditch, London, UK
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I don't know about where you are but it's chucking it down here and the summer is definitely over. This means a rousing chorus of manic depressives and SAD sufferers wailing into the increasingly early dusk. In an attempt to stave this off I propose a compiling of everyone's favourite comedy quotes to bring smiles instead of razorblade to wrist action.
I will start us off with this from Futurama: "So now Zoidberg is big huh? That's more like it. Who's intimidating who now big city, huh?" |
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10.02.2006, 12:06 PM | #2 |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Belfast
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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
The greatest one ever is probably on that page somewhere Fry: What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren’t normal. And that’s what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He’s a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does. Zoidberg: Damn right. Fry: And the professor’s a senile amoral crackpot. Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves) Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant. Hermes: Tally me banana. Fry: Amy is a klutz from Mars. Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass) Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing. Fry: I already did! "I wasn't wearing it...I was eating it" The sadness in Zoidberg's voice always makes me laugh
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10.02.2006, 01:22 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: canadian maritimes
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homer: "oh, sideSHOW bob"
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